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General => About South Africa... => eTolls - The Resistance => Topic started by: KiLRoy on December 04, 2013, 10:35:40 am

Title: New competition
Post by: KiLRoy on December 04, 2013, 10:35:40 am
A fine WD price for the person who can ask them the kakest question and receive and answer....

info@sa-etoll.co.za

My question:

How much money as a percentage of each rand collected is coming back to which SA institutions and individuals?

Before I commit to your etags, I want to know how my money will be used and who will benefit from my tolls.

Regards

Hein
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: Pistonpete on December 04, 2013, 10:57:03 am
My effort.

Good day to you Sir/Madam,
My name is Pietie and I am very concerned about the etoll. Me and my friends race pidgeons and we are very worried about the radio waves by the gallows. I must ask some questions if you please. We sometimes have to use the highway to take our pdgeons for a leka drive out into the country. Then we let them go and then they fly home. I must know so I can tell Jannie(hes my best friend but I think he cheats with his birds. I think he uses drugs on them…jirre they fast) and Arthur (he also skelm wif his birds) and my other buddies if its ok to drive under the gallows. This pidgeons have homing devices in their heads and I worry the gallows radars are going to upset the voeljies. They will get lost and I worry I will never see them again. Also what if my birds fly around the gallows. Will they go mal? The pidgeons is already got tags on them so im asking if they must also get a license for the etoll.

Pietie
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: Dwerg on December 04, 2013, 11:03:24 am
 :spitcoffee: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:


Lekker Pete  :thumleft:

Mines a bit shorter:

Hi,

A friend of mine told me that only people of Zulu descent need to buy eTags. Is this true?

J
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: KiLRoy on December 04, 2013, 11:04:00 am
Next attempt

Hi, I wear a hearing aid. It makes a loud noise when passing through your gantries.  What will happen if this damage my ears or break the device.  The device cost a small fortune. Will you replace it?

Regards
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: KiLRoy on December 04, 2013, 11:10:42 am
I'm on a roll

You surely need my consent to take pictures of me and my property?  I mean Jacob Zuma (one of your alleged beneficiaries) insist that no pictures may be taken of his property?

Is this true?
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: IDR on December 04, 2013, 11:12:58 am
I'm on a roll

You surely need my consent to take pictures of me and my property?  I mean Jacob Zuma (one of your alleged beneficiaries) insist that no pictures may be taken of his property?

Is this true?

Legit: I used the highway last night and am trying to see how much the trip has cost, but I can not log in to the website.  What should I do?

 >:(
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: KiLRoy on December 04, 2013, 11:22:58 am
Maybe they will appreciate Afrikaans more?  We mos have 11 official languages of which none is more important than the other?
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: SmuGS on December 04, 2013, 11:36:54 am
Hello sir,

Do I need to buy an e-tag for my trailer too? Oh and what if I'm carrying my bike on the back of my trailer..?

B..
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: XTFREAK on December 04, 2013, 11:40:40 am
I am on credit review, are you allowed to give me credit cause my lawyer says nooit you cant cause im not allowed to have accounts. What now?
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: DRAZIL on December 04, 2013, 11:42:15 am
Hello

I have just got married for the 13th time.
would it be possible for the e-tollie system to take my wedding photographs and email them to me as this would save me a fortune from professional photographers.
yours truly
J.Zuma
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: Pistonpete on December 04, 2013, 11:43:51 am
I am on credit review, are you allowed to give me credit cause my lawyer says nooit you cant cause im not allowed to have accounts. What now?
:imaposer:
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: mox on December 04, 2013, 04:16:51 pm
Dear Sir,

What health saftey tests have been conducted? A  friend of mine told me that the UV lights can cause testicular cancer and make people blind.
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: Topie on December 04, 2013, 05:28:17 pm
 :spitcoffee:
 :happy1:
Title: Re: New competition
Post by: Kneeslider on December 04, 2013, 09:43:17 pm
SANRAL
To who it may concern
You are ruining my car.
I don't know what kind of rays your toll gates are putting out, but it is ruining my car
Ever since I have started driving under your gantries the paint has started to come off my car, leaving it down to the bare metal, please see attached photo.
I need you to rectify this problem as soon as possible, the cost of repair runs into the thousands and seeing that it is your gantries causing the trouble, I think it is only fair that you pay for it.
Please forward me your invoicing details so I can get the garage to send you the bill.

Title: Re: New competition
Post by: Ganjora on December 05, 2013, 07:49:36 am
my email:

Hi

I ride a bike,  and don't use a numberplate - they are ugly.
I also will not buy an etag.
how can i be sure that you will bill me correctly?

Regards