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General => About South Africa... => Interesting Places => Topic started by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 05:27:23 pm

Title: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 05:27:23 pm
As everyone knows - living in paradise gets boring sometimes - so I chucked the poodle into the car, left the pussy with extra food, water, cat litter and her favorite TV station on and we decided to hit the road until the end of the road!!!
This happened to be Wupperthal in the cedarberg wilderness. And it truly is wilderness!!
Get through to Vlanwilliam as fast as possible because all the areas you go through are either just plain pretentious and boring or ridiculously over priced!!
THEN the adventure begins.
Go straight past clanwilliam and onto Wupperthal. The first pass is Pakhuis pass which is very pretty and very mild. THEN you turn onto the Wupperthal road. 7 kms of tar road and you are thinking "oh this is pretty but not extraordinary - WAIT!!! The three or four dirt road passes you go through are hair raising! Now and then you will get a splat of cement on the road but that's it!  The views are breathtaking and most of the road can only take one car.
But lots of stops are required. For me it was mostly to throw up and change my broeks!
The poodle was sitting in the back seat getting more and more constipated.
This is a MUST do for all riders. But wait there's more!!
Get to Wipperthal and take some pics of the oldest missionary station in SA and Leipoldts house - click click - then get the fuck out of there - the best is yet to come!
Back up over the hill and turn left to  Heunenvlei.
You will only travel about 18 kms but it feels as if you have travelled 170kms back back into a time space journey of back back back. You will get there and officially be in the CENTRE of the cedarberg mountains. Adjoining land is cedarberg wilderness park and up the road is Tankwa National Park.
The tourism department has built a few "backpacker" lodges which are run by the community and for the community.
Spotlessly clean, safe, friendly. And breathtakingly beautiful.

I was bitterly disappointed in Wupperthal as the people seemed almost antagonistic in their unfriendliness and basically the entire town was closed!! On a weekend when city folk and tourists are rushing around with credit cards at the ready - they are closed.
Wupperthal is the CENTRE town which caters to fourteen surrounding hamlets.
Very VERY definitely worth a weekend stay.
Or station yourself at Heunenvlei and spend time riding to the surrounding hamlets.

They specialize in donkey cart tours which I am very definitely going to do.
This is a MUST.
It was so dark and so quiet at the lodge that I got up and switched the fridge on so I could have some noise.

There is absolutely NO light pollution from anywhere.

They offer meals made by the locals and fresh baked bread as well but this must be pre booked.

I was so nerve wracked that when I drove in I was partially a nervous wreck. The manager gave me and the poodle food out of her own freezer and a long incredibly informative talk about rooibos and how to prepare it. I left with a huge bunch of rooibos and a big bunch of buchu.

Will try to download pics .
GO THERE!!!!!
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 05:35:55 pm
Take cash with. There is no internet and no cell reception.
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: ButchH on April 10, 2016, 05:37:40 pm
Photos now no more waffle :deal: :peepwall: 
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 05:38:10 pm
I could blather on for hours but I would rather have you GO THERE. Tell the lady at the information house (my angel) that Donee' sent you and please spread the word.
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 05:39:07 pm
I am fukken TRYING!!!!
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: ButchH on April 10, 2016, 05:39:49 pm
Try fukken harder  :deal:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 05:42:12 pm
And to end off a great wondrous adventure!!
On the way out of "land of the rock eaters" - I come across a girl on a UNICYCLE on top of one of the passes with her girlfriend following in a car just laughing and shaking her head. I thought I was a weirdo for rollicking around like a mad woman with a constipated poodle!! This will require pics because I KNOW I wasn't on drugs!
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 05:42:56 pm
Fukken FUuuuKkkk!!!!
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 05:43:56 pm
Stroooo!!! A fukken UNICYCLE.
Ok lemme go start the pic process!
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: tgg on April 10, 2016, 05:51:42 pm
 :bueller:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: silvrav on April 10, 2016, 05:55:20 pm
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: edgy on April 10, 2016, 05:58:17 pm
 :imaposer:interesting RR!
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Draad on April 10, 2016, 05:58:47 pm
 :bueller
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: edgy on April 10, 2016, 05:59:28 pm
I mean fukken interesting :lol8:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:01:58 pm
Dalene van see westhuizen
0274923070

Here come the pics
Maybe I won't cock them up this time
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: ButchH on April 10, 2016, 06:04:47 pm
Tick fukken Tock  tick fukken tock   we be waiting for them photos  :deal:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:10:23 pm
A fukken unicycle in the middle is rock eater land. I stopped and gave her a Mexican wave and then took pics
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:11:43 pm
I just can't get the pics right
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:12:23 pm
My angel
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:13:30 pm
Me
Check behind me
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:14:18 pm
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Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:15:05 pm
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Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:15:51 pm
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Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:16:56 pm
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Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: ButchH on April 10, 2016, 06:18:44 pm
need voltaren for my neck   :deal:  nice photos
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 06:22:45 pm
Oh fuk this!! JUST GO DO THIS TRIP!!
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: ButchH on April 10, 2016, 06:23:58 pm
Oh fuk this!! JUST GO DO THIS TRIP!!


 :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: No man where are the rest of your photos  :deal:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 10, 2016, 07:32:12 pm
The whole western cape gone tits up or is it just your camera skills  :imaposer:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 08:52:49 pm
The whole western cape gone tits up or is it just your camera skills  :imaposer:
This is what happens to a place once I leave it.
Just Fokken GO THERE
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 10, 2016, 08:55:32 pm
The whole western cape gone tits up or is it just your camera skills  :imaposer:
This is what happens to a place once I leave it.
Just Fokken GO THERE
If fukken ADMIN would allow normal FUKKEN pics then I could upload FUKKEN hundreds of them but now I have to swear a LOT and e mail to mysel and swear some more and then try post the e mailed ones and then they still screwed up. Why can't I just whatsapp them demmit?
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: VaalBaas on April 10, 2016, 10:15:48 pm
I could blather on for hours but I would rather have you GO THERE. Tell the lady at the information house (my angel) that Donee' sent you and please spread the word.

And soon its like Stellenbosch and all the other kak places we shouldnt go.

Jeez aunti, jy klink in n kak bui meerendeels van die tyd :o
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: SchalkL on April 10, 2016, 10:37:20 pm
 :laughing4: :imaposer: :laughing4:
Cant remember what your thread is about but i can see you sitting behind that pc swearing at the pics not wanting to appear  :biggrin:

Ok, this is what works for me:
Go to photos.google.com and upload the pics you want to use to a album
(make sure under settings ,top left, that you made it "high quality" and not original, that way you have unlimited storage and its goog enough for online viewing)
Open the pic you want to post, right click on it and choose "copy image address"
Now go to your post and paste that between your "img" tabs

Like i said, maybe not the best way , but it works easy enough
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: DirtRebell on April 10, 2016, 11:27:57 pm
Fukken lekker RR this. Loverly pics.
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 07:58:05 am
:laughing4: :imaposer: :laughing4:
Cant remember what your thread is about but i can see you sitting behind that pc swearing at the pics not wanting to appear  :biggrin:

Ok, this is what works for me:
Go to photos.google.com and upload the pics you want to use to a album
(make sure under settings ,top left, that you made it "high quality" and not original, that way you have unlimited storage and its goog enough for online viewing)
Open the pic you want to post, right click on it and choose "copy image address"
Now go to your post and paste that between your "img" tabs

Frank's hey!  I am definitely gonna try this.

Like i said, maybe not the best way , but it works easy enough

Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 08:02:38 am
:laughing4: :imaposer: :laughing4:
Cant remember what your thread is about but i can see you sitting behind that pc swearing at the pics not wanting to appear  :biggrin:

Ok, this is what works for me:
Go to photos.google.com and upload the pics you want to use to a album
(make sure under settings ,top left, that you made it "high quality" and not original, that way you have unlimited storage and its goog enough for online viewing)
Open the pic you want to post, right click on it and choose "copy image address"
Now go to your post and paste that between your "img" tabs

Frank's hey!  I am definitely gonna try this.

Like i said, maybe not the best way , but it works easy enough

Or just download Pixresizer. Its free. That way you just right click your muis on the pic and tjune it to get smaller
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 10:23:06 am
Don't have a muis. Do everything on my phone. Will see if there's an app for down sizing pics. Because I for off and go on LOTSbof adventures
I will be forever grateful my adventure spirit was set free
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 10:56:25 am
Don't have a muis. Do everything on my phone. Will see if there's an app for down sizing pics. Because I for off and go on LOTSbof adventures
I will be forever grateful my adventure spirit was set free

Android has a mooi app for that. I use it on my tablet when doing a ride report while on the tour


https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.xllusion.app.photoresizer&hl=en
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: weskus on April 11, 2016, 11:07:40 am
Don't have a muis. Do everything on my phone. Will see if there's an app for down sizing pics. Because I for off and go on LOTSbof adventures
I will be forever grateful my adventure spirit was set free
As jy dink daai ander plekke was k@k, try go through Wupperthal when there's a funeral taking place... :peepwall: :pot:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Parkinoff on April 11, 2016, 11:13:42 am
Don't have a muis. Do everything on my phone. Will see if there's an app for down sizing pics. Because I for off and go on LOTSbof adventures
I will be forever grateful my adventure spirit was set free

Alternative to the app - I suspect that that app is going to cause some more stress and anger.

Try changing the resolution on your phone to minimum for the pics you feel you want to post here. Remember to change back to max for the pics you feel you want to keep.

BTW you sound a lot like my ex. You need to try calm down girl or alternatively let go of the things you struggle to understand :pot:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 11:38:01 am
Don't have a muis. Do everything on my phone. Will see if there's an app for down sizing pics. Because I for off and go on LOTSbof adventures
I will be forever grateful my adventure spirit was set free

Alternative to the app - I suspect that that app is going to cause some more stress and anger.

Try changing the resolution on your phone to minimum for the pics you feel you want to post here. Remember to change back to max for the pics you feel you want to keep.

BTW you sound a lot like my ex. You need to try calm down girl or alternatively let go of the things you struggle to understand :pot:

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

Wait for it......






''''''




,,/,,

 :lol8:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: punisher on April 11, 2016, 11:48:59 am
lekker adventure ,  kaky-ish pics , but i am sure you will get it
you are a trooper (  i can tell by yer lingo )  :thumleft:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Black_Hawk on April 11, 2016, 12:02:17 pm
What a interesting and "different" type of RR  :thumleft:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 01:20:24 pm
Don't have a muis. Do everything on my phone. Will see if there's an app for down sizing pics. Because I for off and go on LOTSbof adventures
I will be forever grateful my adventure spirit was set free

Alternative to the app - I suspect that that app is going to cause some more stress and anger.

Try changing the resolution on your phone to minimum for the pics you feel you want to post here. Remember to change back to max for the pics you feel you want to keep.

BTW you sound a lot like my ex. You need to try calm down girl or alternatively let go of the things you struggle to understand :pot:

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

Wait for it......



Fukkit!!!

Actually I am pretty stress free - I just like saying FUK a LOT


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,,/,,

 :lol8:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 01:23:46 pm
I am gonna just fuk off on a unicycle!!!
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: woody1 on April 11, 2016, 01:25:23 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 01:44:04 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
The squeaky wheelbarrow??
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 02:22:24 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
The squeaky wheelbarrow??

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 05:28:50 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
The squeaky wheelbarrow??

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

I shall come and visit your backpackers and write a review on it.
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 05:32:02 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
The squeaky wheelbarrow??

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

I shall come and visit your backpackers and write a review on it.

Jasaas.. You brave  :lol8:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: VaalBaas on April 11, 2016, 05:36:09 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
The squeaky wheelbarrow??

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

I shall come and visit your backpackers and write a review on it.

Jasaas.. You brave  :lol8:

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

Fark John, your in for a lot of fukkets  :imaposer:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 05:37:39 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
The squeaky wheelbarrow??

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

I shall come and visit your backpackers and write a review on it.

Jasaas.. You brave  :lol8:

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

Fark John, your in for a lot of fukkets  :imaposer:

Ek ken net so lekke vloek my laanie  :imaposer:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Rynet on April 11, 2016, 05:44:33 pm
A fukken unicycle in the middle is rock eater land. I stopped and gave her a Mexican wave and then took pics


This is pretty amazing , a girl on a unicycle in the middle of nowhere on gravel nogals and no ATGATT either , brave woman !  :o :ricky:

You too.  :thumleft:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 06:00:59 pm
A fukken unicycle in the middle is rock eater land. I stopped and gave her a Mexican wave and then took pics


This is pretty amazing , a girl on a unicycle in the middle of nowhere on gravel nogals and no ATGATT either , brave woman !  :o :ricky:

You too.  :thumleft:

Nah.
Think she is as mad as a cobra with a bur in its arse  :laughing4:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Rynet on April 11, 2016, 06:11:22 pm
A fukken unicycle in the middle is rock eater land. I stopped and gave her a Mexican wave and then took pics


This is pretty amazing , a girl on a unicycle in the middle of nowhere on gravel nogals and no ATGATT either , brave woman !  :o :ricky:

You too.  :thumleft:

Nah.
Think she is as mad as a cobra with a bur in its arse  :laughing4:
So she will fit right in here on the forum then ......  :biggrin: >:D
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 06:21:22 pm
A fukken unicycle in the middle is rock eater land. I stopped and gave her a Mexican wave and then took pics


This is pretty amazing , a girl on a unicycle in the middle of nowhere on gravel nogals and no ATGATT either , brave woman !  :o :ricky:

You too.  :thumleft:

Nah.
Think she is as mad as a cobra with a bur in its arse  :laughing4:
So she will fit right in here on the forum then ......  :biggrin: >:D

Already has by the looks of things  :spitcoffee:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 07:02:57 pm
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Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 07:04:26 pm
  :lamer:

This is me trying to post pics
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 07:04:50 pm
.

 :spitcoffee:

I told you before

Yes please  :peepwall: :patch: :lol8:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 07:07:29 pm
I love how the way this thread has veered completely off the topic !!!!'
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 07:08:33 pm
Fukkit I am going to drink warm beer now and get a headeina
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 07:10:17 pm
Fukkit I am going to drink warm beer now and get a headeina
:spitcoffee:

Mal fukken donkey an a drol  :imaposer:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Manic on April 11, 2016, 07:57:00 pm
Kerk toe, al julle vuil bekke.
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: TEXC on April 11, 2016, 08:00:03 pm
Fukkit I am going to drink warm beer now and get a headeina

well I have a neck eina from twisting my head sideways all the time to view these sideview pics
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 08:01:30 pm
Kerk toe, al julle vuil bekke.

Hou ons plek kortpielv  :lol8:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Manic on April 11, 2016, 08:03:27 pm
Weet nie wie is die ergste, die fukkin fuckit Mad Donkey of daai oranjepiel ou?
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: punisher on April 11, 2016, 08:26:03 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
The squeaky wheelbarrow??

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

I shall come and visit your backpackers and write a review on it.

I think his place is a fudgepackers
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 08:29:17 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
The squeaky wheelbarrow??

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

I shall come and visit your backpackers and write a review on it.

I think his place is a fudgepackers

Your kinda place?
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Draadwerk on April 11, 2016, 08:31:56 pm
Ek mag nie hier post nie. Al die drolle is hier en nou nog 'n mal donkie ook....😫
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: elandsrider on April 11, 2016, 08:33:18 pm
Fukkit I am going to drink warm beer now and get a headeina
HEADINNA WHAT..? :sip:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Casting from Turd on April 11, 2016, 08:33:26 pm
Ek mag nie hier post nie. Al die drolle is hier en nou nog 'n mal donkie ook....😫

Jasaas djor honor.
Daai vrou se bek is dan vuiler as myne for fuxk sakes  :peepwall:  :imaposer:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: Draadwerk on April 11, 2016, 08:37:53 pm
Ek mag nie hier post nie. Al die drolle is hier en nou nog 'n mal donkie ook....😫

Jasaas djor honor.
Daai vrou se bek is dan vuiler as myne for fuxk sakes  :peepwall:  :imaposer:
Smaak my eerder julle twee smaak mekaar warm hier op die internet romans? As jy kom kuier nou een van die dae en jy bring die donkie saam moet jy my betyds se dat ek my kinders op vakansie stuur iewers heen 😁😉👍🏻
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: VaalBaas on April 11, 2016, 08:42:05 pm
 :spitcoffee: :deal:
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: punisher on April 11, 2016, 08:46:10 pm
You and Twe- Twe sisters ?
The squeaky wheelbarrow??

 :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

I shall come and visit your backpackers and write a review on it.

I think his place is a fudgepackers

Your kinda place?

Noooooo I'm scared of turds
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 10:11:53 pm
Fuck
Fok

I wander if there is a word for fuck on al 176 official South African languages
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 10:15:18 pm
Fuck
Fok

I wander if there is a word for fuck on al 176 official South African languages
My typing sucks and I am going to kill my handyman!! He knows that I know that he is fukking me around and my shop should have opened three weeks ago.
So!!!!
How do I kill my handyman??
All I am doing is writing in my dr. Column because all I ever do is wait for the handyman!!
I need to kill him.
Title: Re: I FOUND AN ANGEL IN AN ANCIENT LAND OF HONEY AND DONKEYS
Post by: the mad donkey on April 11, 2016, 10:19:40 pm
I want a big section all to myself without a moderator - it can be called MD DONKEYS DELIGHT - you will laugh, you will cry. You will get pissed off but you will never fukken EVER be bored