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General => General Bike Related Banter => Topic started by: vjseven on January 04, 2018, 11:09:36 pm

Title: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: vjseven on January 04, 2018, 11:09:36 pm
Well, after galavanting all over town today in my special Ďmake me look poorer than I amí shorts today to have my recent spate of fines reduced, I have come to realize another very good reason for ATGATT: the sunburn!

Oh, the pain!
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: Swannie 685 on January 05, 2018, 12:21:24 pm
Let me guess.
You keep all the ATTGATT at home and just wear it on that "special" day, you know for sure you`ll be in a prang ? :eek7:

Oh why,why, am i not be able to see in the future  like some people ?  :3some:

It would really make a difference in my life. :lol8:
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: 2StrokeDan on January 05, 2018, 03:23:51 pm
Well, after galavanting all over town today in my special Ďmake me look poorer than I amí shorts today to have my recent spate of fines reduced, I have come to realize another very good reason for ATGATT: the sunburn!

Oh, the pain!


 :eek7: :imaposer: :imaposer:
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: TheBear on January 05, 2018, 05:03:54 pm
Well, after galavanting all over town today in my special Ďmake me look poorer than I amí shorts today to have my recent spate of fines reduced, I have come to realize another very good reason for ATGATT: the sunburn!

Oh, the pain!

The perfect time to slide down the road on your bare skin is 10 - 15 minutes after the sunburn!   >:D
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: vjseven on January 05, 2018, 05:12:50 pm
Let me guess.
You keep all the ATTGATT at home and just wear it on that "special" day, you know for sure you`ll be in a prang ? :eek7:

Oh why,why, am i not be able to see in the future  like some people ?  :3some:

It would really make a difference in my life. :lol8:

On the contrary, this is the one special day I did NOT wear it, as the prosecutor would assume Iím lying through my teeth, and if I can afford protective gear, surely I must be able to afford the fines...
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: jaybiker on January 05, 2018, 06:19:27 pm
Try to convince them that you are a poor old pensioner.

You might need some make up and acting lessons. Not necessary in my case.  :lol8:
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: vjseven on January 05, 2018, 06:57:48 pm
Try to convince them that you are a poor old pensioner.

You might need some make up and acting lessons. Not necessary in my case.  :lol8:

Got them reduced by 50%, but still canít afford to pay them!
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: Swannie 685 on January 06, 2018, 07:58:51 am
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: jaybiker on January 06, 2018, 03:51:52 pm
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:



Ah big yaws?  Anybody can afford anything? Please, tell me more. ???
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: Swannie 685 on January 07, 2018, 05:21:37 pm
I prefer to work with cash only, therefore i have to save for anything i want to buy.
Not so with the crowd who use credit cards, hp, e-bucks and whatnot and then i also read abt some people asking for crowd funding for all sorts of bright ideas.
When i look around me, it looks like everybody already have stuff which i still have to save for. :3some:

On the other hand. I am always content with what i have and never moan and bitch abt what i do not have. Maybe that`s why i am so happy in life :thumleft:
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: Ri on January 07, 2018, 05:33:07 pm
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:

Ah big yaws?  Anybody can afford anything? Please, tell me more. ???

Crowdfunding is the internet equivalent of standing at the traffic light with a sad expression and a card board sign saying "Need money for [insert reason here]" It only works, and usually only for a short while, if you have a REALLY good sign.
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: vjseven on January 09, 2018, 09:05:30 am
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:

Ah big yaws?  Anybody can afford anything? Please, tell me more. ???

Crowdfunding is the internet equivalent of standing at the traffic light with a sad expression and a card board sign saying "Need money for [insert reason here]" It only works, and usually only for a short while, if you have a REALLY good sign.

 :laughing4:

So true!

I should maybe get my sign to 'read': "Scientific study: can you donate faster than my wife can spend?"
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: Ri on January 09, 2018, 09:55:30 am
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:

Ah big yaws?  Anybody can afford anything? Please, tell me more. ???

Crowdfunding is the internet equivalent of standing at the traffic light with a sad expression and a card board sign saying "Need money for [insert reason here]" It only works, and usually only for a short while, if you have a REALLY good sign.

 :laughing4:

So true!

I should maybe get my sign to 'read': "Scientific study: can you donate faster than my wife can spend?"

Purpose of a wife is to keep you from spending all your money on bikes :imaposer:
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: Swannie 685 on January 09, 2018, 10:35:53 am
@ vjseven,

You really have high hopes if you truly believe in miracles. :imaposer:

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Really wish i could have stopped a lady rider on a KLR yesterday.
Not to interfere with her version of ATTGATT - T-shirt, Shorts and flat sandals with straps. :eek7:
But only to ask her how she managed to change gears without hurting her foot. :3some:

Ek sweer haar ouma was ook onder die Voortekkers wat kaalvoet oor die Drakensberge geloop het. :biggrin:

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@ Ri,

You are so wrong !!
Purpose of a wife is to earn enough money for you to spend on more farkles. :pot:
Title: Re: Another reason for ATGATT
Post by: Ri on January 09, 2018, 12:11:28 pm
@ vjseven,

You really have high hopes if you truly believe in miracles. :imaposer:

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Really wish i could have stopped a lady rider on a KLR yesterday.
Not to interfere with her version of ATTGATT - T-shirt, Shorts and flat sandals with straps. :eek7:
But only to ask her how she managed to change gears without hurting her foot. :3some:

Ek sweer haar ouma was ook onder die Voortekkers wat kaalvoet oor die Drakensberge geloop het. :biggrin:

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@ Ri,

You are so wrong !!
Purpose of a wife is to earn enough money for you to spend on more farkles. :pot:

Great if you can find one of those ;-) Any money I earn is for farkles for my own bikes