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General => General Bike Related Banter => Topic started by: Groenie on December 27, 2009, 08:03:42 pm

Title: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Groenie on December 27, 2009, 08:03:42 pm
So...........the Dude is Jules's latest "Noob ride" victim.............

Who will be the next victim of the new lewens gevaarlik ?
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Pistonpete on December 27, 2009, 08:11:10 pm
Maybe Jules can have a special name tag made up for him ;D
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: BlueBull2007 on December 27, 2009, 08:12:42 pm
Tell us more? All I managed to break are bones, ego & my lewensgevaarlik
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: CHorse on December 27, 2009, 08:15:24 pm
Nothing yet...... ;D
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: LeonDude on December 28, 2009, 06:17:58 am
Ha ha ha Jules prepare to be ragged. Thank heavens i did not have a zamalek in by that time, i would never have heard the end of it.
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Welsh on December 28, 2009, 06:28:18 am
I know Ganjora lost / broke a footpeg 8)
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: GundaGunda on December 28, 2009, 06:50:20 am
Visited ole Leon in the casualty section (a.k.a. biker's ward) of the Pretoria Academic Hospital (a.k.a. Steve Biko) 'spetel yesterday.

Obviously in pain, but in good spirits.

He has broken both bones in his lower leg - tibbiwassisname and fibbiwassisname. The one is displaced, but the other izznt.

They gave him a 'jection that makes him feel like he had three beers. I asked the charming Dr. Joubert if I could have one too but she said she needed to break my leg first - I declined.

They will probably operate today and pin a couple of tyre-levers to the bone, but the Ortho was at "theatre" (movies?). In the meantime they put on a "back-slab" (half-a-cast) to make it more comfortable

His major gripe is that he will miss the Geo Ride !

I'll pop in today and see how he's doing.

(http://i344.photobucket.com/albums/p338/PeterC_bucket/20091227108.jpg)

(http://i344.photobucket.com/albums/p338/PeterC_bucket/20091227110.jpg)
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Eendstop on December 28, 2009, 07:13:37 am
 :o ??? Denims .........ATGATT??

Strongs mate, I broke my tibula @ the March bash @ Clanwilliam, ......., I did wear proper gear knee/shin protectors, tall boots and the rest though  :mwink:. With the 'tyre levers' pinned in place it heals quickly :thumleft: Was back on the bike in a wizz, though still wary of deep sand since ::)
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: BlueBull2007 on December 28, 2009, 07:26:00 am
Sheeet, Leon, that looks and sounds hectic boet. Get well soon man.
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Captain Zef on December 28, 2009, 07:28:53 am
Ha ha ha Jules prepare to be ragged. Thank heavens i did not have a zamalek in by that time, i would never have heard the end of it.

Dit is waar jy die fout gemaak het. As jy gedrink het het jy niks gebreek nie. ;D
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Pistol on December 28, 2009, 07:44:18 am
See they had to cut your Jean pant!!
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Cracker on December 28, 2009, 08:32:27 am
did you get her number........ :ricky:
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Ganjora on December 28, 2009, 10:57:37 am
I know Ganjora lost / broke a footpeg 8)

and destroyed a left knee...
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Eisbein on December 28, 2009, 11:59:00 am
We can start one for CapeTown Alternative route as well...

:pot:

Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Aquatic on December 28, 2009, 12:28:46 pm
Nothing

But have seen Jules take on a VW Jetta with his KLR on a ride with him and Li.
Didn't break anything, just some scratches. The Jetta - ja well!!!
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: roxenz on December 28, 2009, 02:03:23 pm
Hey Leon, get well quickly, Dude!

Haven't broken anything on a Jules ride yet, but I lost my virginity...    ;D
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Tweets on December 28, 2009, 08:56:24 pm
Ya better get well fast Dude, the Free State Bash is just around the corne. thumleft: If you cant ride by then, PM me and you can go with my missus in the back-up bakkie
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: LeonDude on December 29, 2009, 05:09:12 am
Thanks tweetie, hope i don't have to take you up on that offer, but if i must i will. :-)
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: lecap on December 29, 2009, 08:13:47 am
We can start one for CapeTown Alternative route as well...

:pot:



You mean Andy's noob rides? :D
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Malibu on December 30, 2009, 12:55:42 pm
Hehehehee - I've broken nothing, BUT... I have riden a broken riders bike the rest of the way on a Jules ride...
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Jules on December 30, 2009, 06:36:19 pm
Im getting a bad reputation  ;)

From now on Ill arrange all the Jules rides to take place in a large padded enclosure with pink velvet on the walls!


Will get some bubble suits that will be mandatory!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KH2S-fmIW90/SrLlMnn_fOI/AAAAAAAAA2A/NmEpYwlHork/s400/Bubble+Boy.jpg)



 :biggrin:


Hay its a frikken adventure ok!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: chicco on December 30, 2009, 09:21:28 pm
mmm.....was jy nie by toe tagsy sy gat gesien het op die renegade ride nie?  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Zonkelmonk on December 30, 2009, 10:46:39 pm
pissies. all a bunch of pissies  :-[
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Groenie on December 31, 2009, 06:46:33 am
pissies. all a bunch of pissies  :-[

Jy was nog nie op 'n Jules ride nie.......
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Jules on December 31, 2009, 07:23:43 am
mmm.....was jy nie by toe tagsy sy gat gesien het op die renegade ride nie?  :biggrin:

Nee ek was kilometers van hom af!

pissies. all a bunch of pissies  :-[
Yip They all need to drink half a cup of cement in some water and Harden the F#ck Up!




 ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Would I? on December 31, 2009, 08:51:13 am


pissies. all a bunch of pissies  :-[
Yip They all need to drink half a cup of cement in some water and Harden the F#ck Up!

 :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

That's the new compulsory drink at the garage while filling up before the ride in future. :) :) :)




 ;D :D ;)
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Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: GundaGunda on December 31, 2009, 09:03:24 am
I believe we are all invited to the inauguration of the new "Jules Ride" ward at the Steve Biko Academic Hospital.
(and if the Jules Rides won't get you there then the cement and water mix surely will) 
 :pot:
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Malibu on January 04, 2010, 07:39:32 am
Bwahahahhahaaaaaaaa

So Jules, when's the next ride?
Title: Re: The "What have you broken on a Jules ride?" fred/paul
Post by: Jules on January 04, 2010, 08:06:40 am
Crossposting from the ride reports fred

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Want to spice up your boring ride?

Are you tired of your bike looking like it just left the show room?

Are your medical aid savings burning a hole in your pocket?

For a nominal fee Jules will pop around and "Spice" up those boring rides.

He will make mountains of mole heaps and swamps out of streams!

To take advantage of this limited offer please call now!
Operators are standing by!


Call 1 800 BROKEN

First 100 callers get a free I went on a Jules ride and all I got was bruises! Tshirt





 ;D