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General => General Bike Related Banter => Topic started by: masehare on January 29, 2007, 08:38:48 pm

Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: masehare on January 29, 2007, 08:38:48 pm
Seeing that there was quite a bit of mixed feelings in the laser jammer thread, I thought about posting my own version of a "laser jammer" - well maybe more of a disguise method. I really don't endorse this and would never do this to my own bike. :D But here goes:

1. Go for a lekker long ride on a dirt road. Collect dust from the rear rim:
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2013/img1422rh6.jpg)

2. Just add water:
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/4172/img1440mn5.jpg)

3. Borrow your kid's bottle brush:
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6337/447clippedcv2.jpg)

4. Dip the bottle brush in the muddy mixture and splash on your number plate:
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2052/img1451qc3.jpg)

5. Voila! Home made photoblocker:
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/3550/img1453aj2.jpg)


EDIT: I forgot to add. Prepare an excuse about some hardcore dirt that you tackled for whenever the coppers stop you.
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: krazy-eyes on January 29, 2007, 10:27:22 pm
and make sure you dont speed i the rain - it may have washed off again without your knowledge  :lol:
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: Butch on January 29, 2007, 10:50:34 pm
CLASSIC!!!  :D

I assume you wife took the pics and will therefore not ask for the rest of the foto's from that shoot.  :shock:
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: MuttsNutts on January 30, 2007, 07:19:31 am
Do you wear the turban under yout helmut to, no facial reconigition software will work either :lol:
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: masehare on January 30, 2007, 07:50:40 am
Quote from: "krazy-eyes"
and make sure you dont speed i the rain - it may have washed off again without your knowledge  :lol:


Damn! My plan is flawed. I'm going to experiment with glue in the mix tonight...  :twisted:
Title: Re: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: BlouVark on January 30, 2007, 08:48:04 am
Friday the 13th part 87 :D  :D  :D  :D

(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6337/447clippedcv2.jpg)
Title: Re: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: LuckyStriker on January 30, 2007, 09:32:01 am
The Americans had no idea as to what lengths the Mujuhadin would go to collect components for their WMDs
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6337/447clippedcv2.jpg)
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: Uncle Bob on January 30, 2007, 09:32:06 am
Dude i REALLY hope you're a runner and went for a long run with a running vest 'cause your tan is just plain freaky!
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: Ratel on January 30, 2007, 10:54:55 am
LOL :D
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: masehare on January 30, 2007, 11:54:07 am
Quote from: "Uncle Bob"
Dude i REALLY hope you're a runner and went for a long run with a running vest 'cause your tan is just plain freaky!


Just be glad that I cut out the beer belly and the other 4 hairs on my chest. It has been known to cause onlookers intense migraines.

 :D

Naah, I went surfing on Saturday with a wetsuit vest. Got burnt to a crisp.
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: Red Adventure on January 30, 2007, 01:17:14 pm
Make sure that the rest of the bike is not spotless as it might look suspicious. :lol:
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: LuckyStriker on January 30, 2007, 01:31:37 pm
Quote from: "Red Adventure"
Make sure that the rest of the bike is not spotless as it might look suspicious. :lol:

Yeah, at the moment it looks like your pillion had an oopsie
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: Uncle Bob on January 30, 2007, 02:00:16 pm
Quote from: "LuckyStriker"
Quote from: "Red Adventure"
Make sure that the rest of the bike is not spotless as it might look suspicious. :lol:

Yeah, at the moment it looks like your pillion had an oopsie


 :laughing3:
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: Steady on January 30, 2007, 02:45:16 pm
Osama Bin Brushed :D  :D  :D
Title: Who needs laser jammers?
Post by: Plothond on January 30, 2007, 06:05:54 pm
No not glue !!!
I understand that "spray & cook" is a bit more sticky and water "resistant"
- After you've sprayed the plate throw some dirt against the plate