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Title: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 09, 2011, 09:39:12 am
 :peepwall:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Adventurer on May 09, 2011, 09:41:58 am
Bored again?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 09, 2011, 09:43:47 am
No. I rode one for 300 kms... ::)
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Snafu on May 09, 2011, 09:44:28 am
ai ai
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Buff on May 09, 2011, 09:48:42 am
Kark Lekker of Kark Sleg???  :D
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 09, 2011, 09:50:23 am
kark
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Padrone on May 09, 2011, 09:51:04 am
 >:D
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Adventurer on May 09, 2011, 09:56:03 am
kark

300km......go ride it further...
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: King Louis on May 09, 2011, 10:00:15 am

[/quote]

300km......go ride it further...
[/quote]

He couldn't, tank was empty.... :imaposer:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 09, 2011, 10:00:31 am
Well now...compared to the 950 ADV...

The SE is tall (I don't mind that. My 300 is taller)
The SE is very uncomfortable - my ass was reamed after 50 kms
The SE's Safari tank makes standing in the correct postion almost impossible
The SE's aftermarket windscreen rattled and wobbled like jelly, and caught me right up the nostrils
The SE's reaction to wind buffeting was disturbing
The SE's pipes burnt my leg
The SE can't go anywhere my ADV can't.

I was going to try and buy an SE. Not anymore.
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Adventurer on May 09, 2011, 10:02:21 am
That does not make it a kark bike......just kark for you...

IMO there is no better hard core big bore DS bike...
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 09, 2011, 10:05:32 am
but why would you want an SE instead of an ADV?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Adventurer on May 09, 2011, 10:06:43 am
but why would you want an SE instead of an ADV?

Ask Edgy....
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Orangeswifty on May 09, 2011, 10:54:36 am
Jy praat 'n klomp kak man - gaan koop "n frikken 150 big boy scooter
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: AntonW on May 09, 2011, 11:05:33 am
Take his comment for where it comes
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Ganjora on May 09, 2011, 11:12:03 am
Take his comment for where it comes

his reamed arse?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 09, 2011, 11:14:57 am
Take his comment for where it comes

And put it where it belongs  :ricky:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 09, 2011, 11:17:50 am
Jou ballas man!!

 :middlefinger:

Jy het weer vergeet om die sidestand uit te sit toe jy van die bike afgeklim het ne?  ;D
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 09, 2011, 11:19:33 am
 :3some: :imaposer:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Sandban(g)k on May 09, 2011, 12:42:00 pm
Well now...compared to the 950 ADV...

The SE is tall (I don't mind that. My 300 is taller)
The SE is very uncomfortable - my ass was reamed after 50 kms
The SE's Safari tank makes standing in the correct postion almost impossible
The SE's aftermarket windscreen rattled and wobbled like jelly, and caught me right up the nostrils
The SE's reaction to wind buffeting was disturbing
The SE's pipes burnt my leg
The SE can't go anywhere my ADV can't.

I was going to try and buy an SE. Not anymore.

Watse staan posisie?  Net BM ouens mag staan :pot: :peepwall:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 09, 2011, 12:43:07 pm
 :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:

Op Betlehem se teer paaie......... :peepwall: :pot:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Rickus on May 09, 2011, 12:59:47 pm
Jy like darem van boknai gesels!!! gaan koop eerder vir jou fokkin Mahindra bakkie en skryf vir ons n report oor hoeveel beter jy dink dit as n nuwe Cruiser is !!!!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Fuzzy Muzzy on May 09, 2011, 01:00:17 pm
Dont say it is kark.. every time I see one now I am not gonna drool  :drif:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Joyride on May 09, 2011, 02:00:52 pm
Ja Boet, it's not for sissies. If You want comfort use your car. ::)
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Go Big on May 09, 2011, 02:10:17 pm
Funny nobody has argued the points?
Is the seat kak, does the wind go up your nose, does the tank get in the way ,does the zorst burn you? etc etc
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 09, 2011, 02:11:47 pm
Funny nobody has argued the points?
Is the seat kak, does the wind go up your nose, does the tank get in the way ,does the zorst burn you? etc etc

Yip they are terrible things,worst bike i`ve ever ridden!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Grrrr.... on May 09, 2011, 02:13:45 pm
Funny nobody has argued the points?
Is the seat kak, does the wind go up your nose, does the tank get in the way ,does the zorst burn you? etc etc

Yip they are terrible things,worst bike i`ve ever ridden!

I will trade you. One "k@k" bike for another "k@k" bike....
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 09, 2011, 02:18:03 pm
 :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:

Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 09, 2011, 02:19:02 pm
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Go Big on May 09, 2011, 02:20:41 pm
Funny nobody has argued the points?
Is the seat kak, does the wind go up your nose, does the tank get in the way ,does the zorst burn you? etc etc

Yip they are terrible things,worst bike i`ve ever ridden!

Ya next thing they are going to tell us our KDX's are kak. (Dan ry ons hulle almal weer in hulle moere by die Winterburg)

Horses for courses I say but would like to hear what other owners of the bike have to say about his points, just for interest sake.
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 09, 2011, 02:22:30 pm
KDX`s are also shit,probably the 2nd worst bike i`ve ever ridden! :biggrin:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Grrrr.... on May 09, 2011, 02:28:09 pm
Just glad people are making fun of you SE okes for a bit and laying off the 1200GS guys.

We almost started getting a complex....  ;D
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 09, 2011, 02:29:41 pm
Just glad people are making fun of you SE okes for a bit and laying off the 1200GS guys.

We almost started getting a complex....  ;D

We always had one cos our bikes break down every time we ride!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Sandban(g)k on May 09, 2011, 02:30:21 pm
Die enigste kak ding aan n SE is die briekmerk in jou ATGATT as jy sy oor draai  :peepwall:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Grrrr.... on May 09, 2011, 02:31:33 pm
Just glad people are making fun of you SE okes for a bit and laying off the 1200GS guys.

We almost started getting a complex....  ;D

We always had one cos our bikes break down every time we ride!

Just as well because I hear the seat is k@k....  :imaposer:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: AntonW on May 09, 2011, 02:31:59 pm
moere by die Winterburg)

Horses for courses I say but would like to hear what other owners of the bike have to say about his points, just for interest sake.

Comparing a naked bike to a touring bit is stupid. What are the big differences, the standard gearing is better, the suspension is better, much lighter, 140 rear rim saves cash on tyres.

Plus it is much sexier   :biggrin:



Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Xavier on May 09, 2011, 02:33:25 pm
I'm busy listening to 'Down with the sickness' by Disturbed...   ROCKING tune!!!!   :headbang:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 09, 2011, 03:08:25 pm
 :peepwall:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Stoetbul on May 09, 2011, 03:21:32 pm
:peepwall:
I see a tube frame and no seat. Can't be that bad? :thumleft:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: MDT on May 09, 2011, 03:36:22 pm
Jy moet soos n bobejaan sit op die ding om jou bene te brand met die zorst....
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: domstes on May 09, 2011, 03:40:40 pm
You are doing it wrong.
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Firesquirrel on May 09, 2011, 03:43:00 pm
No. I rode one for 300 kms... ::)
Why ....... did you lose a bet ????
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 09, 2011, 03:44:16 pm
No. I rode one for 300 kms... ::)
Why ....... did you lose a bet ????

 :imaposer:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Walkaway on May 09, 2011, 03:47:00 pm
No. I rode one for 300 kms... ::)
Why ....... did you lose a bet ????

 :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Oros on May 09, 2011, 05:40:37 pm
 :knob: You can't ride the bike on tar & compare it to the adventure. You must ride it in sand & technical stuff & then you'll see the difference. ( I had a 950 S before so I can tell you, you are talking KAK)
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Big J on May 09, 2011, 06:17:14 pm
You are basically insulting your own bike. That 950 of yours is not much more that a loaded SE. That's why this thread of yours belong in a brown paper bag.
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: JustBendIt on May 09, 2011, 06:18:30 pm
:peepwall:

I think you are trying to ride it the wrong way round - rubber side goes down
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: clem on May 09, 2011, 06:26:29 pm
Take my SE over the Adv I had any day.
 :ricky:

Ja kak bike, don't get one.... ??? ;)
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Big J on May 09, 2011, 06:33:01 pm
I had to go outside to give my SE a hug and a kiss and explain that there are bad people out there like you. Lets just hope this doesn't get out. SE's aren't just motorcycles. They have feelings and they might turn on us.
Come to think about it, you most likely had a bad ride on one 'cause of some comment you made around it. My god... what have you done!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 09, 2011, 07:50:42 pm
I had to go outside to give my SE a hug and a kiss and explain that there are bad people out there like you. Lets just hope this doesn't get out. SE's aren't just motorcycles. They have feelings and they might turn on us.
Come to think about it, you most likely had a bad ride on one 'cause of some comment you made around it. My god... what have you done!

Not mine,shes a bitch of note and bad to the bone -always have to watch your back with her! :biggrin:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kat on May 09, 2011, 07:57:35 pm
jy weet nie waarvan jy praat nie
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Mark Hardy on May 09, 2011, 08:10:36 pm
I so badly want an SE.........

have made the mistake of riding one...now all I do is compare my adv to the SE....and she comes up lacking  >:D
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 06:21:59 am
I've said it before...

950SE is a whore. Riding it feels slightly uncomfortable, but she knows her job.

I just don't like it. The 950 ADV is a lady which can do anything the whore does, but with a whole lot more class
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 10, 2011, 07:09:24 am
I've said it before...

950SE is a whore. Riding it feels slightly uncomfortable, but she knows her job.

I just don't like it. The 950 ADV is a lady which can do anything the whore does, but with a whole lot more class

Jy begin al weer met jou kak so vroeg in die oggend ne?

I don't like crime, the petrol price, BEE, high interest rates, dumasses, taxi drivers....etc etc......but the SE....you HAVE to like....and it comes with a side stand  :peepwall: :pot:

And I very much beg to differ...if the the 950 ADV can anything...that the SE can do!!  :deal:

But then again....what do I know about riding...I just know how to fall!!  :peepwall:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 07:13:01 am
ha ha...sidestand is optional.

At the Rallye Raid, I didn't see one ADV that failed to go where the SE's went. And some parts were about as extreme as it gets for big bikes.

BTW, some SE's are ridden by posers who wouldn't be able to take a ADV anywhere near its max capability.  :peepwall:

Ask Kamanya where an ADV can go.... :deal:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: keithk on May 10, 2011, 07:13:47 am
J-dog I must have the perfect bike then I have a 950 ADV with the S suspension and she is a real "lady" with class that can behave like a whore as well  ;)  :biggrin:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 07:14:07 am
J-dog I must have the perfect bike then I have a 950 ADV with the SE suspension and she is a real "lady" with class that can behave like a whore as well  ;)  :biggrin:


 :thumleft: :thumleft: :thumleft: :thumleft: :thumleft: :thumleft: :thumleft:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: 2StrokeDan on May 10, 2011, 07:17:37 am
Ask Kamanya where an Adventure can go. Not may places, unless there is'nt much of an incline.
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 10, 2011, 07:19:05 am
Warra warra fishpaste!!  :biggrin:

Here is a thread that you will certainly find very usefull.....seeing that you have so much free time on your hands   :3some: :

http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?topic=54537.new#new

Trust me.....it is much more productive than your kak prating!!  :thumleft:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: JustBendIt on May 10, 2011, 07:22:25 am
You are so right

I "hate" mine - why oh why did I sell my Adventure after only 3 weeks and 300 km in favour of a SE ?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: keithk on May 10, 2011, 07:23:09 am
Warra warra fishpaste!!  :biggrin:

Here is a thread that you will certainly find very usefull.....seeing that you have so much free time on your hands   :3some: :

http://www.wilddog.za.net/forum/index.php?topic=54537.new#new

Trust me.....it is much more productive than your kak prating!!  :thumleft:

 :thumleft: :thumleft: :thumleft:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 07:23:56 am
SE dry weight = 185kg. Plus fuel (safari tank) = 215kg

ADV dry weight = 198kg. Plus fuel = 219kg

Only advantage is the SE suspension. Admittedly superior. But who uses all of its capability anyway?

Disadvantages of the SE = many!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Paulsky on May 10, 2011, 07:24:53 am
ja but it looks cool, and that's all that counts
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 10, 2011, 07:25:04 am
Warra warra fishpaste....again!!

Sorry...before I forget........

 :imaposer:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 07:26:35 am
Gaan koop weer 'n GS wortels. Miskien kan jy die Katberg doen in minder as drie dae met die pig?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 07:27:32 am
SE dry weight = 185kg. Plus fuel (safari tank) = 215kg

ADV dry weight = 198kg. Plus fuel = 219kg

Only advantage is the SE suspension. Admittedly superior. But who uses all of its capability anyway?

Disadvantages of the SE = many!


refer to my first post for the disadvantages  :deal:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 10, 2011, 07:28:54 am
Gaan koop weer 'n GS wortels. Miskien kan jy die Katberg doen in minder as drie dae met die pig?
:imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:......Grapgat!!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Legadema on May 10, 2011, 07:31:45 am
mr Bean    J-DOG

He knows no fear, He knows no danger, He knows nothing. ...
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 10, 2011, 07:33:02 am
You rode a kak one.........or you were testing drugs? :biggrin:
Take mine for a spin ..before any recreational enhancers!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 07:39:09 am
 :ricky:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 10, 2011, 07:40:40 am
Exzacaly.....now you can see the difference!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Rickus on May 10, 2011, 08:34:23 am
Well now...compared to the 950 ADV...

The SE is tall (I don't mind that. My 300 is taller)
The SE is very uncomfortable - my ass was reamed after 50 kms  You sir have a soft ass
The SE's Safari tank makes standing in the correct postion almost impossible youre position is wrong then
The SE's aftermarket windscreen rattled and wobbled like jelly, and caught me right up the nostrils never desighned with aftermarket screen in mind and keep you're nostrils closed
The SE's reaction to wind buffeting was disturbing this can be traced to the type of tyre on the SE I have felt various degrees of buffeting on different tyres
The SE's pipes burnt my leg standard pipes have the CAT installed and tends to get very hot this fact is remedied with aftermarket cans and decent riding pants
The SE can't go anywhere my ADV can't. I admit that me on mine probably cant but putting a proper rider on an SE will show you that the 2 bikes can not really be compared...Put Kamaya on a SE and you will see what he'll be able to do
the Safari has a 30 l capacity which you can use on long trips but you can decide to put in 10 or 15l of fuel if you are going to do more technical riding so it's youre choice
question: Why would KTM enter the SE in races like Erzberg instead of the Adventure
I was going to try and buy an SE. Not anymore.
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Oros on May 10, 2011, 08:50:28 am
:ricky:

You are so right, the SE is KARK........................................on tar you poser  :dousing:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 09:38:12 am
the KTM okes are touchy  :P
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Paulsky on May 10, 2011, 10:09:33 am
But you can't ride, so surely you shouldn't actually comment on any bikes?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 10:12:33 am
But you can't ride, so surely you shouldn't actually comment on any bikes?

that's true...
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Domino on May 10, 2011, 11:22:00 am
Your test is incomplete, did you use the SE for touring or riding srerious off-road for which it was designed? And how does the wind, seat and fuel range compare with a 2 HP? 
That said, try buying a SE, for all their kakness they're pretty scarce.
My 2 pence worth....
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Eisbein on May 10, 2011, 11:28:11 am
My goodness...

It looks like the 950SE owners club might just be more touchy than the GS club ?



:peepwall: :peepwall: :peepwall: :peepwall: :peepwall: :peepwall:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kamanya on May 10, 2011, 11:32:36 am
This is a new one!

Model bashing is the new brand bashing!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Eisbein on May 10, 2011, 11:36:17 am
This is a new one!

Model bashing is the new brand bashing!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kamanya on May 10, 2011, 11:38:18 am
Just to even up the score ;D....

(http://kamanya.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/10/11-Grabouw/i-t5cb5Mf/0/L/ROVrat065-L.jpg) (http://kamanya.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/10/11-Grabouw/14553185_oU8rE#1285191868_t5cb5Mf-A-LB)

(http://kamanya.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/10/11-Grabouw/i-zwQDkNs/0/L/ROVrat069-L.jpg) (http://kamanya.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/10/11-Grabouw/14553185_oU8rE#1285191746_zwQDkNs-A-LB)

(http://kamanya.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/10/11-Grabouw/i-Bfg9S7P/0/L/ROVrat071-L.jpg) (http://kamanya.smugmug.com/Motorcycles/10/11-Grabouw/14553185_oU8rE#1285191801_Bfg9S7P-A-LB)
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: AntonW on May 10, 2011, 11:39:25 am
SE dry weight = 185kg. Plus fuel (safari tank) = 215kg

ADV dry weight = 198kg. Plus fuel = 219kg

your maths is off. Safari tank 30l stand adv +/- 20l

10l is just short of 10kg
10l adds a third more milage
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: spankme on May 10, 2011, 11:41:27 am
You rode the ADV wannabe,probably done 170000km on a set of MITAS :pot:

bet the owner took off the sheepskin seat cover and heated grips :imaposer:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Joyride on May 10, 2011, 11:44:45 am
SE dry weight = 185kg. Plus fuel (safari tank) = 215kg

ADV dry weight = 198kg. Plus fuel = 219kg

Only advantage is the SE suspension. Admittedly superior. But who uses all of its capability anyway?

Disadvantages of the SE = many!

Don't need a Safari tank. Drop the twin ovens for an Akra and fit a rally tank on the one side back. Even with the rally tank filled a kg or four is still lost. Contents of both tanks together good for at least 350km range.

(http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp307/coetzap/IMG_2298.jpg)

The SE owners don't feel the hard seat, wind buffeting and all the other so called shortcomings because the adrenaline rush cancell it all out. You either love it or you don't.

Harden the fuck up. :deal:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kamanya on May 10, 2011, 11:50:15 am
They're both very fine bikes.

If I had the SE, I would adventurise it.

I've got the Adv and I've SE'd it.

On reflection the former would have suited me more, but shit, the degree's of separation now are so small.

My next bike is the R and I'm going to do the same again.
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: AntonW on May 10, 2011, 11:52:19 am
SE dry weight = 185kg. Plus fuel (safari tank) = 215kg

ADV dry weight = 198kg. Plus fuel = 219kg

Only advantage is the SE suspension. Admittedly superior. But who uses all of its capability anyway?

Disadvantages of the SE = many!





+1

Don't need a Safari tank. Drop the twin ovens for an Akra and fit a rally tank on the one side back. Even with the rally tank filled a kg or four is still lost. Contents of both tanks together good for at least 350km range.

(http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp307/coetzap/IMG_2298.jpg)

The SE owners don't feel the hard seat, wind buffeting and all the other so called shortcomings because the adrenaline rush cancell it all out. You either love it or you don't.

Harden the fuck up. :deal:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Hennie on May 10, 2011, 01:11:47 pm
Not to steal his thunder, but Camojoe is actually busy converting a 990 SMT into a SE - that would probably be the only 990 SE in the country.

19L standard fuel tank - no fuel problem anymore, no Safari tank needed.
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 10, 2011, 03:21:22 pm
Nice pics Kamanya  :thumleft:

There's no way anyone could do that on an SE.
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 10, 2011, 04:14:24 pm
Nice pics Kamanya  :thumleft:

There's no way anyone could do that on an SE.

 :imaposer:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: THROTTLE JOCKEY on May 10, 2011, 04:34:59 pm
You know you want one we all do. Whats better than a wild nimfomaniac that will never let you rest and make sure you die with a eternal smile on your face.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kamanya on May 10, 2011, 04:53:16 pm
There's no way anyone could do that on an SE.

???

That could be done on a GS... 650 nogal.

Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Crowley on May 10, 2011, 09:26:57 pm
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Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Eisbein on May 10, 2011, 09:31:06 pm
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Sorry dude, but any bike can get stuck in the mud...




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Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on May 10, 2011, 09:35:52 pm
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Beautiful buddy.....owe you a beer! :thumleft:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 11, 2011, 05:50:39 am
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Sorry dude, but any bike can get stuck in the mud...




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Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 11, 2011, 05:52:38 am
oh and forgot to add...that 950 SE's old victorian carb engine. What's that all about?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: spankme on May 11, 2011, 07:33:29 am
oh and forgot to add...that 950 SE's old victorian carb engine. What's that all about?

Are you not the guy that brought in his bike last week because the hooter stopped working ?

try fixing the fuel injection.

The Se was introduced to attract the BMW owners,with such a very high seating  KTM thought the would then not need to stand everywhere :imaposer:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 11, 2011, 07:39:04 am
Hey "Visitor".....where are you from?

Seems like you took those drugs after all???  :peepwall: :pot:
 
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Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on May 11, 2011, 07:40:46 am
Wortels, I think...

Ag forget it.

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Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Oros on May 11, 2011, 08:47:42 am
Finally an avatar that suits you, V for vagina  >:D
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Grrrr.... on May 11, 2011, 10:16:10 am
This thread is hilarious!

 :imaposer:

I'm off to make a thread bashing the 800GS, or even better, the HP2....

(Both of which I have never ridden but by judging from some posts here it really doesn't matter...)
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Sandban(g)k on May 11, 2011, 10:59:47 am
This thread is hilarious!

 :imaposer:

I'm off to make a thread bashing the 800GS, or even better, the HP2....

(Both of which I have never ridden but by judging from some posts here it really doesn't matter...)

The 800 i not even worth mentioning  :peepwall: 

As ek moet kies tussen n SE en n 800 vat ek n TW 200....
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 11, 2011, 11:16:07 am
This thread is hilarious!

 :imaposer:

I'm off to make a thread bashing the 800GS, or even better, the HP2....

(Both of which I have never ridden but by judging from some posts here it really doesn't matter...)

The 800 i not even worth mentioning  :peepwall: 

As ek moet kies tussen n SE en n 800 vat ek n TW 200....

Ja nee....vra maar vir Pote  :peepwall: :pot:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Sandban(g)k on May 11, 2011, 11:17:50 am
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Dis hoekom Stoetbul trailer...dan is daar n kar en n wa tussen die fiets en die paal :peepwall:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Kerritz on May 11, 2011, 11:21:53 am
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Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Grrrr.... on May 11, 2011, 02:13:21 pm
You okes losing steam? Let me remind you....

Well now...compared to the 950 ADV...

The SE is tall (I don't mind that. My 300 is taller)
The SE is very uncomfortable - my ass was reamed after 50 kms
The SE's Safari tank makes standing in the correct postion almost impossible
The SE's aftermarket windscreen rattled and wobbled like jelly, and caught me right up the nostrils
The SE's reaction to wind buffeting was disturbing
The SE's pipes burnt my leg
The SE can't go anywhere my ADV can't.

I was going to try and buy an SE. Not anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/v/_hHDxlm66dE?fs=1&hl=en_GB"

Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Orangeswifty on May 12, 2011, 05:26:21 pm
I had to go outside to give my SE a hug and a kiss and explain that there are bad people out there like you. Lets just hope this doesn't get out. SE's aren't just motorcycles. They have feelings and they might turn on us.
Come to think about it, you most likely had a bad ride on one 'cause of some comment you made around it. My god... what have you done!

Not mine,shes a bitch of note and bad to the bone -always have to watch your back with her! :biggrin:
Mine also has a shitty attitude - vat haar laag en sy gooi jou af broer - sy"s soos 'n steeks merrie party dae! As jy nie passop nie byt sy jou op die bal! lol
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Orangeswifty on May 12, 2011, 05:32:24 pm
My goodness...

It looks like the 950SE owners club might just be more touchy than the GS club ?



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NOT a bad idea at all! :biggrin:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Orangeswifty on May 12, 2011, 05:38:34 pm
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Dis hoekom Stoetbul trailer...dan is daar n kar en n wa tussen die fiets en die paal :peepwall:

So gepraat van PAAL - Ek voel nie die SE se harde seat nie want myne is permanent hard as ek op hom ry!
Die paal, nie die seat nie!
lol
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Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Sandban(g)k on May 13, 2011, 10:12:18 am
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Dis hoekom Stoetbul trailer...dan is daar n kar en n wa tussen die fiets en die paal :peepwall:

So gepraat van PAAL - Ek voel nie die SE se harde seat nie want myne is permanent hard as ek op hom ry!
Die paal, nie die seat nie!
lol
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Sonder die screen skiet jy seker net wind  :pot: :pot: :peepwall:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: spankme on May 13, 2011, 10:37:46 am
This thread is hilarious!

 :imaposer:

I'm off to make a thread bashing the 800GS, or even better, the HP2....

(Both of which I have never ridden but by judging from some posts here it really doesn't matter...)
Probably better suited for your type of riding  :imaposer:
The 800 i not even worth mentioning  :peepwall: 

As ek moet kies tussen n SE en n 800 vat ek n TW 200....
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Tankwa on May 13, 2011, 12:48:27 pm
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Dis hoekom Stoetbul trailer...dan is daar n kar en n wa tussen die fiets en die paal :peepwall:

So gepraat van PAAL - Ek voel nie die SE se harde seat nie want myne is permanent hard as ek op hom ry!
Die paal, nie die seat nie!
lol
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+1

Beste bike ooit, ma jy moet ballas he om hom te kan enjoy  :pot:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Vosperd on May 13, 2011, 05:30:20 pm
Farken hilarious fred...   :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: terminator1 on June 01, 2011, 08:53:02 am
ok, so the kark SE....

how much better off road than the ADV? seriously? whats the big diff?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Firesquirrel on June 01, 2011, 08:57:28 am
ok, so the kark SE....

how much better off road than the ADV? seriously? whats the big diff?
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Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: navigator on June 01, 2011, 09:58:10 am
twatwaffle.....
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: bradleys on June 01, 2011, 10:15:54 am
cool thread this , 8)keep it comming :peepwall:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Firesquirrel on June 01, 2011, 05:36:01 pm
twatwaffle.....
Who you calling a twatwaffle ? :angry4:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: navigator on June 01, 2011, 05:40:46 pm
take yer pick :pot:
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: 2StrokeDan on June 01, 2011, 05:49:36 pm
I've heard that the SE's like to break their swingarms. Is this a known call-back issue?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Moondog on June 01, 2011, 05:50:49 pm
ok, so the kark SE....

how much better off road than the ADV? seriously? whats the big diff?

Ok, I get what you are saying - the SE is kark and the ADV is no better ....
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Firesquirrel on June 01, 2011, 05:51:31 pm
take yer pick :pot:
Oh... its like that........... F@kkin Mooi !!!!
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Bie on June 01, 2011, 06:04:24 pm
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I've heard that the SE's like to break their swingarms. Is this a known call fall-back issue?
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: J3THRO on June 02, 2011, 12:39:00 am
Besig om my in my moer in te lag vir al hierdie kak.
Jealousy makes you nasty...
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Orangeswifty on June 02, 2011, 12:16:06 pm
I think J Dog has an SE Fetish!
He probably secretly goes to have a daily wank behind a closet door to a picture of an SE wheelying!

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Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: Snafu on June 02, 2011, 12:23:06 pm
I think J Dog has an SE Fetish!
He probably secretly goes to have a daily wank behind a closet door to a picture of an SE wheelying!

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maybe the pic in your avatar..... or maybe even you :)
He is a sick doggie, beware :)
Title: Re: *KTM 950 SE is KARK*
Post by: edgy on June 02, 2011, 12:26:51 pm
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I've heard that the SE's like to break their swingarms. Is this a known call fall-back issue?

I know a few dirt roads with proper wash-aways/jumps , meet up for some high speed airtime and then we can access whos broken what!