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Riding: Plan, Report and Racing => Ride Reports => Topic started by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:21:35 pm

Title: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:21:35 pm
DAY1 ‚?? Thursday 28 June 2007
Cape to Upington ‚?? 761km

I was having a key problem morning. First the damn front door wouldn‚??t lock properly, and then I struggled with the damn tri-circle on the garage door. Damn rusting piece of Chinese junk!
When I finally got going I was in a sweat and barely registered the chilly morning.

We got together at the Engen Winelands One-stop outside Kraaifontein. It was 06:20 on a June morning. After a quick coffee and visual inspection of each other‚??s bikes we lit up the dark road north.

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Cold and wet morning in the Cape
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The temperature seemed quite pleasant at first. After a short while on the N1 we were confident that we wouldn‚??t in fact succumb to an Eskimo death.
We circled around the back of Paarl Mountain and entered the cold, cold town of Wellington where people were smacking their bedside alarms out of hazy spite.

Up and over the Du Toitskloof Pass. By now my knuckles felt like granite and my fingers like bleached bone. Out of curiosity I cycled through the onboard computer to the ambient temperature display. It was 2¬įC and my arms were stiff as oars. Negotiating the sharp turns felt unnatural, almost as if I was moving my limbs via remote control. The pitch blackness only served to unnerve me even more.

We stopped at the single lane bridges that cross the Breerivier and each had a cigarette.
I suppose we were to discuss trivia. Perhaps about the interesting fact that the source of the Breerivier is just a stones throw northwest. But we could only talk of the cold‚?¶the coooolllldd.
I wondered out loud what a minus temperature feels like on a bike. I should have kept my bloody mouth shut‚?¶

After witnessing the dawn of our father sun from Michell‚??s Pass we filled up in Ceres (Beautiful Goddess of Agriculture) and headed off to the magnificent Ceres-Karoo dirt highway. A road that is best appreciated just after the crack of dawn.
The temperatures we dropping lower as we crossed into the Kouebokkeveld. Hello -2¬įC! My fingers felt like they were on fire!
At Hottentotskloof we stopped to let down the tyres. Normally you can ride the great Ceres-Karoo highway on regular pressures but recent rains probably did awkward things to the surface. We would take no chances this early on in our trip, and indeed, now and then we splashed through puddles and muddy patches.

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Kaboef took out a 1.5litre coke bottle filled with Sedgwick‚??s Old Brown sherry. Always a winner! The fag felt foreign between my numb lips but the warm heat washing down my thought was reassuring.
On we went on that most beautiful of dirt highways. The sun was a hands width above the horizon and the mica in the ground glittered like precious metal, the quarts flashed brightly and the green lichen was spread out like small pools of emerald.
The cold and beauty of the landscape was intoxicating‚?¶okay I‚??ll come clean‚?¶the OBS was really to blame. We had finished the 1.5litres waaaaay before we even came close to Calvinia.

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In Calvinia we had mutton pie and red bull. Snow capped the low mountains outside town. We didn‚??t want to linger.

North, always north. That spirit breaker that is the R27 fought us all the way to Brandvlei. Its long straight tar taps into your skull and bleeds your mind dry. The distance between Brandvlei and Kenhardt is only 148km but once we finished it we were mentally drained. It is the most boring road I have ever ridden‚?¶this was the second time Kaboef and I suffered it, thrice for Butch.
It is for that reason that we felt obliged to custom the Kenhardt Hotel. Eaton (the proprietor) was away in Upington to restore a vintage Chev bakkie, so his wife kept us company. She tried her best to engage us in conversation but it took at least two beers to drive away the ghosts of the R27.

We stocked up in Upington and made our way to our first overnight spot of the trip: Monate Kalahari Rest Camp.
The camp is located 12km Northwest of Calvinia‚??s town centre along the R360. The gate is directly opposite the entrance to the Spitskop Nature Reserve. The campsites are quite good with brand new roll-on lawn and small saplings.
Every spot has a built-up braai and a lamppost. The ablutions are clean and had 24hour hot water on tap. All of the toilet seats were intact and the mirrors in one piece.
We appreciated none of it. As soon as our tents were up we started celebrating the opening day. I don‚??t remember much but there is video footage of me and Butch doing a karate Kata and performing scenes from The Lord of the Rings. When we exhausted our entire stock of alcohol, (it was meant to last for approximately 4days) we called it a day and went to bed. The temperatures hit -5¬įC that night. We were blessedly unaware of it.

Monate Kalahari Rest Camp is at: S28 22 42.3 E21 09 30.2
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:22:13 pm
DAY2 ‚?? Friday 29 June 2007
Upington to Tshabong ‚?? 461km

Oh my head‚?¶
We were supposed to cross the border soon but our tents were still up. The next 460 odd kilometres were not kind to us. At Sishen we saw the multi-kilometre long train leave the mines on its slow journey south to the port of Saldanha. Everything was covered in red iron dust. Like invaders from Earth we rode through the Martian landscape.

I put out my hand and dropped it again. Picking up that box of wine from the shelf in Hotazel was a matter of supreme faith that my hangover would eventually pass. We fuelled up for the last time in South Africa and made our way to McCarthy‚??s Rest border post.

The road there is tricky to say the least. It starts just outside the small community of Black Rock and cuts through the soft ground. Large sections had the consistency of sugar. Shallow gravely sand rutted into mad tracks. Before you knew it you were on hard bedrock with nasty potholes. We could weave around the traps but it made the going slow. About halfway along the 110km road the sand came. Not terribly deep but tricky to ride below 80km/h and scary to ride above it. Rolling the throttle on off was the only cure.

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Taking it easy on the hardpack
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We made it to the border with only 30 minutes to spare. The border guards were quite taken with our bikes and wasted our time by admiring every aspect of them. Their intentions were good but the result somewhat inconvenient.

The border opens at 07:00 and closes at 16:30
You will have to fill in a small leaflet as well as a register. Take your own pen. Two separate fees are payable: 40pula for the Short-Term Permit (a visa for non-South Africans is more but I don‚??t know by how much) and 20pula for a Road Safety Levy (all told about R95.00). Expect to spend about forty minutes clearing both sides of the border.
You may pay the border fees in Rand or US dollars but this is the last time those currencies are worth anything. The Motswana except only Pula, and why shouldn‚??t they, theirs is the strongest currency in Africa.

Passing through the Botswana border was hassle free except for the fact that Kaboef‚??s GS had a puncture that needed fixing. Originally we were to spend our second night in Kang but that was quite out of the question. So we headed for the nearest town of Tshabong.

Tshabong is an ugly nest of scoundrels and villains (or so we later learned). There was no fuel and cars queued up at both garages. Outside one of the garages we spied a sign promising accommodation. Berrybush Safari Camp.

Located 10km up the Sekoma road and 3km into the Kalahari desert. The sun had already set and less than 30minutes of visibility remained. Riding the sand to a place that may or may not be a hellhole was an interesting prospect.
When we got there our fears were dispelled. A lady dressed in a large poncho with skin toughened by years of service in Africa greeted us warmly. When she heard of our plans to pitch tents, Jill Thomas vehemently refused and offered us two rooms instead. We were on a tight budget and expressed our concern. Undaunted she cut her price of P360.00 to P200.00 and threw in all the wood we could burn in the deal. It was too good to pass up and we relented. We made a big old fire that night but retired shortly after we finished out meal of pasta, bully beef and cheese sauce.

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Dis lekka by die see

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Kaross blanket made from the nose hairs of a thousand hairy pigs‚?¶

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You don‚??t believe me? Blanket material!

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This pic was actually taken in Kaboef back yard. We just wanted to make you guys think we rode in sand.
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The turnoff to Berrybush
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Berrybush Safari Camp is a great place to stay over. The staff are friendly (Afrikaans speaking even though they are native Motswana) and the accommodation comfy. Were it not for the bad road leading into it I would recommend it for every biker on any bike. A regular family sedan should be able to drive it though, but I can‚??t guarantee it.
Facilities include cooked meals, ablutions for campers, en-suites for roomers, a pool table, a dart board, DSTV, game viewing drive-outs, swimming (Apparently, though god knows where) pets welcome and children under 12 stay for free.

Berrybush Safari Camp is at: S25 56 47.5 E22 25 40.9
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:23:21 pm
DAY3 ‚?? Saturday 30 June 2007
Tshabong to Ghanzi ‚?? 644km

Fuel were delivered to Tshabong during the night so we returned there to fill up. The road northeast hugged the Molopo river. Botswana seemed flat and featureless. All the hills appeared to be on the South African side of the border.

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Welcome to flatland. You think this looks flat? Wait till you see what‚??s behind that‚?¶flatness?

We were headed for Sekoma for a fuel stop but instead we were fortunate to find one earlier on in Werda.
This allowed us the opportunity to cut roughly 80km from our journey by opening up the shortcut from Khakhea directly to the A2.
The road was quite sandy. Not fine beach or Kalahari sand but rather a course gravely sort. Fortunately I have a little experience with the stuff and found it quite enjoyable in a sadistic sort of way.

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Sand thy villainous surface!
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Butch did not like it at all. It might have something to do with the fact that he crashed at a moer of a speed and nearly maimed himself. It took him a while to return to his senses and even longer to lift his heavy KTM. The sand monster had spoken.

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Butch kissing the Trans-Kalahari Highway, not worshipping his bike‚?¶
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We puttered up the great Trans-Kalahari highway on deflated tyres at a 100km/h. At Kang we filled up with fuel and chicken pies while conversing with the locals about the area.
At almost every stop we had to explain the workings of our bikes and the motivation behind our trip.

Quite early on in our trip we discovered the magic sentence: ‚??Hello, how are you?‚?Ě
At first I merely replied with: ‚??Fine, thanks‚?Ě and continued with a line of inquiry. Later on we discovered that spending an extra few seconds with pleasantries opened up huge possibilities and opportunities. If we were able to shoot off those four words first we were rewarded with warm smiles and good service. The Motswana are an extremely friendly people who don‚??t perform well when being rude to. More on that later‚?¶

Have I mentioned how flat Botswana is? The long tar road ran straight for a kilometre or two, turn a degree and continue again for a kilometre before once again sweeping back a degree. Large invisible objects must cause the lazy twists in the road because we saw no hills or mountains.
After an hour or so on the utterly flat road we saw a sign proclaiming a valley of some sort ahead. I got all excited and sat up straight in anticipation of this visual marvel.
We sped through a dip in the road and 15 minutes realised that that must have been it. The dip was the valley‚?¶okay.

Ghanzi promised to be a large town judging by the increasing number of billboards staggered along the road still several kilometres outside town. We heeded one such billboard and took the turnoff to Thakadu Rest Camp.
I could see Butch cringe at the sight of more sand. That fall earlier in the day really shook him up for he toppled over once more and despondently smoked a cigarette in disgust.
The sand soon gave way to a very hard dirt road littered with rocks. My bike shuddered and clapped noisily. I had no idea what was wrong with it.

The management of Thakadu Rest Camp were great. We were guided to a great camp spot called Carl‚??s Campsite off the regular path. This site was close to the bar and far from the other campers. Perfect!
Once the tents were up we moseyed on over to the bar and ordered steaks, big ones. We stayed until closing time and sang our way back to camp. We once again emptied or liquor supply and retreated to our tents at around 3:00.
Bikes and an iPod with speakers is all you need for a party.

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Three drunken stooges and a burning bush

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Packing up the next morning

The entrance to Thakadu Rest Camp is roughly 4km south of Ghanzi (pronounced Gan-tsi with a guttural G) along the A2. From there it is another 3km along a nasty sand/rocky road to the camp itself.
The ablutions are fine and the bar well stocked. The camp spots are devoid of any lawn but covered by canopies of shady thorn trees. Watch out for punctures!!
Camping fees are 35pula per person
A wheelbarrow of wood costs 20pula
Large evening meals are between 30 and 40pula

Thakadu Rest Camp is at: S21 44 19.5 E21 40 48.0
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:24:34 pm
DAY4 ‚?? Sunday 1 July 2007
Ghanzi to Maun ‚?? 308km

While we zombied around the campsite we were laughed at by other campers as they walked by. We surmised that we were quite loud the night before and kept quite a few people up past their bedtime. Seeing us stumbling around in slow motion must have offered a feeling of justice or revenge.

We rode into town and found an open grocery store (S21 41 40.6 E21 38 55.2) where we bought some chicken pies and spicy Russians. It was heaven sent.
At the garage a guy came up to be and pointed out an oil leak near the front of my bike. After a quick inspection I discovered that the front shock absorber was leaking fluid. The bike still rode fine except when I hit a bump in the road, then it made a distinct metallic noise‚?¶not good. Since it was a Sunday and I would find no shops open, we decided to push on to Maun as planned.

It was only a short hop to Maun and we got there in the early afternoon. We were considering two options for accommodation. The well known Audi camp 14km north of Maun or the hotel camp grounds on the outskirts of town. Audi camp won because they were located on the banks of the Thamalakane river and lawn to camp on‚?¶a luxury in Botswana.

We entered Audi camp along a short sandy road. If you don‚??t like riding in sand, don‚??t bother coming to Botswana. There is no avoiding it, it‚??s everywhere.
After checking in at the friendly reception desk we made our way to the designated ‚??budget camper‚?? area. There we met Gerd and Gerd 2, two guys from the black forest in Germany.
They were on XT600‚??s and had already spent 6months on the road. We immediately hooked up, as like minded people tend to do.

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XT‚??s for sale. Slightly used

Camping on the lawn proved to be less inviting than we thought. There with tiny sharp thorns everywhere and they threatened to puncture our inflatable mattresses. On one end of the campsite stood a large thatched boma. It was empty inside and presumably used for a kitchen in the rain season. We took our tents and moved right in.

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Our private villa

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Nice and cosy with the covers down ‚?? warning: Farts linger in enclosed spaces. Quadbike!

With time to waste before supper, Kaboef and I removed the shock from the front suspension. Not and easy task since the bike was not designed for such field repairs.
The only way to get the shock out was to lean heavily on the bike to compress the suspension. Then we tied straps around the contracted coil spring to keep it from expanding again. Next we put the bike on its centre stand supported with bricks under the bash plate. We then unbolted the shock and slipped it out of the cavity. It took a while to figure out the sequence but it worked a treat.
The shock had definitely blown a seal and it was sticky and wet with fluids.

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One leaky shock

I made a plan to take it to town the following ay to have it repaired, although I could see no way to open it up. The shock appeared to be a sealed unit, all the seams welded shut.

After cleaning off the grease we headed over to the bar where we had another great opportunity to blow money. The food was great and the company even better. We met up with ze Germans again and they invited us along on a chartered flight over the Okavango they managed to organise.
Back at our chalet we finished the last drops of whiskey while playing dominos Cape Flats style‚?¶ ‚??Snake Eyes!‚?Ě whack! ‚??Threinspore!!‚?Ě whack! ‚??Die Drie Enigheid!!!‚?Ě whack!

I know what you‚??re thinking‚?¶no, we were not a nuisance to other campers.

Audi camp is probably Maun‚??s best know camp. It has a luxurious open-air bar and restaurant. Next to the reception is a tour operator who will try to rip you off and a curio shop with exorbitant prices. The ablutions are rustic and has hot water 24/7. The flow of the hot water is a little unpredictable though. A strong hot stream would suddenly be replaced by a lukewarm trickle and then suddenly by a spurt of cold water and once you touch the taps the hot water comes back on with a vengeance. The cycle repeats in a random order so you are forced to dance around and constantly tune the taps like a DJ on ‚??E‚?? at a rave party.
Camping is 35pula per person (South Africans pay 28pula) and a 20pula tourist levy each day. This equates to 48pula (about 67 ZAbucks) per day per South African.
There are campsites with individual power supplies but they cost a little more.
Top Tip: The un-powered campsite does have power. There are several active sockets in the boma shared by all.

Audi Camp is at: S19 56 02.9 E23 30 32.6
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:25:25 pm
DAY5 ‚?? Monday 2 July 2007
Maun ‚?? Rest day

We got up at nine and I prepared for an embarrassment: Butch was kind enough to lend me his KTM so that I could take my leaky BMW shock absorber to town.
Unfortunately it was a public holiday and most of the shops were closed. The industrial area was almost devoid of activity with only a few private workshops open. One such workshop was manned by two Zimbabweans with a blow-torch.
I was a little reluctant to hand over a R5,000.00 shock (and my only way of getting home) to them. After a quick and expensive call to BMW Assist I was told that the shock is not rebuildable and any attempts to work on it will result in the destruction of the shock. And no, they would not come and get me‚?¶

So Kaboef and I rode back to Audi and refitted the shock to the bike. There was one more person I could call for help. Adventurer!
Ever the gentleman, he organised a contact at Lyndhurst Auto to phone me back. Allen Matthews listened to my sorry tale and immediately set to work to get me a replacement part. What a great guy! After a few more calls from my two benefactors the bad news was laid upon me: There were no replacement shocks in South Africa. None!
The official party line is that these things don‚??t break‚?¶ I was the first recorded case. Bullshit!
Lyndhurst Auto tried their best to assist me but alas BMW Motorrad SA is just too stubborn to listen to its clients, a sad statement but evidently true in my case.

But enough complaints. It was time to get pro-active. I took that C-spanner and cranked up the load on the coil spring to maximum. Riding on a pogo-stick is better than squirting oil all over the place!

Off we went to the airport and checked ourselves in at the charter company, Kavango Air. We paid 320pula each for a one hour flip over the Okavango. The plane was a Cessna CE-206 ‚??Stationaire‚??. A rickety piston driven single prop with a Scottish pilot by the name of John Cox.
John joked that the plane was the Landrover of the skies. That did not bode well‚?¶

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At the airport

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Our bird

The flight was a bumpy one and I got air-sick about 15minutes into the flight. I managed to keep my lunch down and bravely gave a thumbs-up very time one of the lads made a joke or gave each other a high five.
Never have a wished for a flight to end as much as that one. I got a few pics of the wildlife though‚?¶in between moments of deep breathing and puke backwash‚?¶

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Pachyderm wading in the delta

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We took the sunset flight. 16:00 ‚?? 17:00

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Buffalo. Apparently the source of Bovine Foot and Mouth disease

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Where the Swamp Thing lives!

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Elephant

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Hippo ‚?¶either that or very large ticks

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Boro river at the Moremi Wildlife reserve

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Animal crossings between islands

We saw several Elephant, Giraffe, buffalo, antelope, hippo and birds from the plane. It‚??s not a lot of money and well worth the expense. Do it!

Back to camp we went after getting supplies from town and wood from a nearby house. That night we stayed up late again, listening to the travel tales of Gerd and Gerd2. You can visit their website by clicking on this link: von B nach A (http://www.vonbnacha.de).
They are currently in Nam but should arrive in Cape Town in early August. Their bikes are for sale if anyone is interested and they are in need of a job for the duration of their stay.
I gave them the forum address and hopefully they will register.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:26:02 pm
DAY6 ‚?? Tuesday 3 July 2007
Maun to Francistown ‚?? 539km

We left Maun as early as we could and made our way along the A3 in the direction of Francistown. I desperately wanted to visit the Makgadikgadi pans. Particularly Bains Boababs on the Nxai pan or Kukonje island on the Sowa pan. Alas my shock was still weeping intermittedly (which bothered me) and after speaking to some travellers who had just returned from the pans, we decided to skip it. I was very sad but the travellers told of rutted sand tracks (which bothered Butch), roaming lions (wich bothered Kaboef) and incessant sand storms (which bothered us all).

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Veterinary Control Checkpoint ‚?? one of many

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Cattle hazards

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Donkey hazards

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Planet Boabab. I thought it was a bar‚?¶turns out it‚??s only an enormous anteater

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Roads, trees and skies ‚?? thousands of miles of it

So on we went to Francistown to look for a place to stay.
What a dump! If I never see Francistown again it will be too soon. After spending an hour riding around in mad traffic, searching for a place to stay, Kaboef took us back out in the direction of Maun to where he saw a promising signboard.

The turnoff for Woodlands Stopover is at S21 07 11.8 E27 26 43.9
We followed and bumpy gravel road that made my shock rattle like a gorilla in a cage. After about 7km in the dark we arrived at Woodlands Stopover. Oh my, was it worth it.
The helpful staff booked us into a nice little cottage for not much more than it would cost to camp. They sold us braai packs and wood, condiments and snacks. We built a huge fire and ate heartily. Kaboef went to bed early, proving once again that the young ones may have the energy but the old ballies have the endurance.
Butch and I stayed up until the wee hours, stoking the flames and talking pop philosophy.

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Woodlands Stopover is at: S21 04 53.8 E27 27 52.4
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:26:46 pm
DAY7 ‚?? Thursday 7 July 2007
Francistown to Sun City ‚?? 648km

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Our little cottage at Woodlands Stopover

In my limited opinion there are only three places worth seeing in Botswana. The Central Kalahari ‚?? Where bikes can‚??t go. The Okavango Delta ‚?? Did that, The Makgadikgadi pans ‚?? Didn‚??t do that. We rode one and a half thousand kilometres inside Botswana without any visible geological or biological changes.
Don‚??t get me wrong, the trees are beautiful but did there have to be so damn many of them? I love the flat openness of the Karoo but the whole of Botswana appeared to have no topographical variance (i.e. flat as fcuk!). And after the horror that is Francistown we had no appetite for the bustling Gaberone. So we decided to head over to the Tuli Block. At Serule we swung left to the mining town of Selebi Pikwe. There were no traditional houses and huts in SP. All the homes were of western design and had lush gardens. Obviously this place was heavily influenced by South African mining companies.
After the habitual chicken pie at the garage we rode south to Martin‚??s Drift/Grobler‚??s Bridge border post.

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Butch getting a 50pula fine for speeding
S21 59 59.4 E27 50 49.8

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Look!! A hill! The first one we saw in Botswana. Sing it with me: ‚??High on a hill was a lonely goatherd. Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo‚??
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Passing through the border was effortless and quick. Fuel was available at the Botswana border and at Tom Burke 10km inside South Africa.

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Grobler‚??s Bridge
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We headed south through the Limpopo province via Ellisras (sorry, Lephalale) and Thabazimbi. Wow, what a change. We were immediately surrounded by hills (but I‚??m told the locals call them mountains hahaha) and twisty roads. Twisty roads! I had forgotten what they are like and almost didn‚??t make the first bend, I was that out of practice!

When we reached Thabazimbi it was already dark and we decided to spoil ourselves. I don‚??t know who came up with the Idea first but we made up our mind to visit Sol in his gambling mecca.

It was dark and miserable with rain. Cars rushed between Thabazimbi and Rustenburg. We couldn‚??t see much through our wet visors and the blinding oncoming traffic. The penetrating cold didn‚??t help things along either.
We got to the gilded gates of Sol‚??s Pleasure dome at around 19:30 and was asked R65 each to come inside. The Gatekeeper looked unsure if she should allow the three dirty and wet bikers inside.
We made it in nevertheless and rumbled up to the Cabanas resort first on your right. The very cheapest room they had cost R1500 per night and it was tiny!
So the receptionist spoke to the manager on our behalf and gave us a larger double room with a lake facing view at the same price. She even allowed the third person in for free. How nice is that!?
After unpacking our pikes and donning more acceptable attire we explored the Casino and Valley of the Waves. It was dark so not much could be seen.

We then made our way to the Famous Grill and Butcher for a humongous meal. Aperitif, Entrée, main course, desert and Irish Coffee! All washed down with bottles of red wine and Jack Daniels. The meal cost almost as much as my entire Botswana budget but it was worth it.

Perhaps in size but not in fleetingness, we wobbled back like MTN blimps. A movie was on the TV but deep sleep was the only thing we sought.

The Sun City Cabanas are at: S25 20 55.4 E27 06 08.0
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Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:27:45 pm
DAY7 ‚?? Thursday 7 July 2007
Sun City to Britstown ‚?? 829km

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We woke up to a beautiful dawn over Sol‚??s lake.

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The Lost City ‚?? can‚??t go there, ain‚??t got enough money

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Kaboef ‚?? probably missing his chick again

Breakfast was included in our accommodation fee or so we thought. In fact only two breakfasts were included and Butch was bullied into paying R90 for his crackers and cheese.

Butch needed to be back in CapeTown by Friday evening but there was nothing chasing Kaboef and I. Yet the desire to go home was growing strong.
We rode down to Koster and on to Lichtenburg where we posed our horses next to one of South Africa‚??s famous horsemen.
An Afrikaner legend who turned a decidedly average Afrikaans musician into an overnight success.

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Generaal, generaal. Soos een man sal ons om jou val‚?¶

From Lichtenburg we cruised down to Vryburg, Taung and Hartswater where my Dad‚??s office is. I had a quick visit with my old man and promised to come see him soon again. Next time for a longer visit.

After Warrenton came Kimberley. Next fell Hopetown and Strydenburg. We invaded Bristown around eight.
I had achieved a personal fuel consumption record with my 1200GSA. 653km on one tank averaging a speed of 120km/h. It took 33.3litres to fill up the tank. The tank takes 33litres. Not bad considering the bike wore those boxy Touratech panniers.

We booked ourselves into the Transkaroo Hotel. A very strange place!
We thought we‚??d get a cheap room in a dingy dive and get to guzzle beer with the locals but alas the hotel had no bar and the d√©cor told of recent renovation.

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The hallways were dimly lit with pictures of schoolchildren posing for sports group photos. Strict faces of headmasters lined the walls of one room. The dates below their names going back to the 1800s.
The kitchen staff were friendly if a little bewildered. They kept on accidentally dropping food as if they were recently trained and let out on their first unsupervised mission. The rooms very comfy with thick duvets and heaters. We took a bottle of fine wine from their cellar and enjoyed it in the courtyard.

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My room

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Milk carton kids! Where have they all gone?

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The Transkaroo Hotel is run by Rian & Adlene Potgieter (originally from Malmesbury).
Accommodation is R100 per person. Each person gets a private room with two beds. A communal shower, bath and toilet is located in the passage.
Family and executive rooms cost more but they have their own en-suites and are apparently lavishly furnished.
The dining room is cosy with a wealth of foodstuffs on sale. Three course dinners are R90 per person and include a selection of deserts.
Secure undercover parking is available at no additional cost.

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The Transkaroo Hotel is at: S30 35 16.7 E23 30 18.6
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Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:28:37 pm
DAY8 ‚?? Friday 8 July 2007
Britstown to Krige‚??s Pub ‚?? 683km

There‚??s not much to say about this leg of the trip except that passed fairly quickly probably because we were in familiar territory.
We stayed on the N1 all the way to Bellville. From Bainskloof Pass we could see a huge wall of a cold front advancing from the Atlantic Ocean.

By the time we got to Brackenfell our two groups clashed. We the bikers returning home against the Cape‚??s relentless rain. It was not the warm welcome we had hoped for. Driving to Kriges was an experience. It was rush hour and everyone was returning home from work. We three bikers looked travel weary but proud.
We drew quite a few envious glances from cagers stuck in their afternoon commute, I must say.
At Kriges we sat outside under the densest tree while it rained softly around us.
The familiar waitresses came to us and enquired where we were this time. Nothing surprises them anymore and they merely brought the usual glasses of Old Brown without being asked.
We reminisced on our trip and laughed at ourselves, the stupid things we did and the mistakes we made.

Checking the GPS showed that we travelled 4900km (give or take a few miles) in the eight days. We probably did too much too quickly. On our next trip we‚??ll take more time off work.
On the second glass of OBS we were contemplating a trip to Mozambique. Stand by, it‚??ll probably happen soon.

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Thank you, I am LuckyStriker and I like chicken pies!
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Post by: LuckyStriker on July 11, 2007, 04:30:32 pm
Extra Info
10 things I didn‚??t mention earlier

1. Manners
Please be courteous to the Motswana. I can‚??t tell you how embarrassing it was when one angry South African started to shout at a Stanbic Bank employee about their bad service. He included me in his ranting dispite the fact that I didn‚??t want to be associated with him. Always remember that you are a guest in another man‚??s country. Whatever you do, don‚??t swear and exclaim: ‚??Typical Africa!‚?Ě

2. Electricity
I saw three types of sockets during our brief travels. Some establishments use an American socket and some the standard South African three-prong type socket. I Maun I saw a three-prong socket that was smaller than the standard South African plug. The most prolific was the South African standard, the least common was the European two-prong socket. They run on 220v.

3. Money
Credit cards can be used in all major town both in shops and at garages to pay for fuel. Visa and Mastercard is the only thing that works. We had some trouble drawing cash with our debit cards since their network was down frequently.
2000pula was adequate spending money for each of us. Keep in mind that we used that money for food, lodging, fuel, booze and touristy things like the Okavango flight and gifts.
The 2000pula did not include the money we spent in South Africa. That is another kettle of fish entirely. Let‚??s just say that the entire trip did not cost much more that you‚??d pay for this year‚??s GS Challenge!

4. Fuel
Fuel is not really a problem. Only one town had fuel problems but it was probably due to late delivery. One other town had no unleaded but sufficient LRP.
Fuel cost around 5.50pula per litre (R7.60) so it‚??s rather costly.

5. People
The Motswana are a friendly bunch if you behave yourself. Always greet them and smile when they smile. Saying: ‚??Hello, how are you?‚?Ě goes a long way. Answering: ‚??I am fine, how are you?‚?Ě does the same.
When exchanging money it is customary to give/receive with your right hand and gently touch the inside of your elbow with your left hand. Don‚??t worry, it‚??s not expected of you to know this and even when I did it a couple of times I perceived no extra appreciation.

6. Police
What a friendly country. The truth is that Botswana borders on being a Police state. Cops are everywhere and the main occupation seems to work for the government in one form or another. The police are mostly friendly but don‚??t backchat or quibble when you are stopped. Bribes are not uncommon (Butch paid a on-the-spot fine for which he received no receipt).

7. Foot and Mouth disease checkpoints
Good grief! These people are paranoid to the Nth degree about food and mouth disease. There are innumerable checkpoints you have to pass through. They can become quite irritating.
First you queue up and dismount. Remove your helmet and wait for the dude to come to you or beckon you closer. They usually rummage through your belongings but not always. Sometimes they expect you to ride your bike through sheep dip and wash the soles of all your shoes in buckets of extermination agent.
Experiences at these checkpoints vary from a quick stop with a friendly: ‚??Hello, how are you?‚?Ě ‚??Hello I am fine, how are you?‚?Ě ‚??I am fine, thank you‚?Ě ‚??Okay bye‚?Ě ‚??Thank you, bye‚?Ě to a half hour long quiz about you destination, your travel itinerary, your occupation, your bike, etc‚?¶
Take it all on the chin and bare it. It‚??s their job and you‚??ll just have to get used to it.

8. Industry
There‚??s not much they can do for bikes in Botswana. Except for in Gabarone you won‚??t find many mechanics who can work on a complicated machine. The large tourist towns like Maun do have some 4x4 specialists who survive on fixing Landies but I doubt they can reprogram the CDI of a KTM 990. They certainly couldn‚??t fix my BMW shock.
Welders are a dime a dozen and tyre fixers are equally common. If you have serious trouble the best bet is to head for Johannesburg or Windhoek.

9. Journalist?
I don‚??t think so. I will rewrite this story substantially and take out all the things not so kosher while focussing more on things I think will sell. This whole report was actually finished moments ago and I have not even re-read it.
After I‚??m done I will try to flog it to a magazine and see how it goes. Goodness knows I can use the cash!

10. Roaming Animal Hazards
There are no fences in Botswana. Cattle, goats and donkeys roam freely. Be very, very careful when you ride after dusk. The cattle (especially the calves) can be quite skittish and as you approach them they will sometimes dart across the road. The donkey are the more stupid of the lot. They will freeze in the middle of the road as you near them. You can actually pat them on the rump as you ride past before they bolt out of your way. Goats are clever. Unless they are actually in the road at the time, they won‚??t generally pose a threat. They even stop and look twice before crossing the road. Clever buggers.

Click on the link below this sentence to download our GPS track log. It includes the intended route and the actual track as well as waypoints, visited or not.
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Post by: bobnob on July 11, 2007, 04:55:02 pm
brilliant report!!!!

looks great!!!

and britstown is my home town  ;D

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1984 my brothers might actually be on that photo ;D
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Post by: Trailrider on July 11, 2007, 05:16:30 pm
Wow. Nice report. You certainly have a way with words! It felt like I've just been there.

Thanks for sharing!  ;D
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Post by: Hidalgo on July 11, 2007, 05:19:55 pm
Great report.

The pics are amazing, makes you want to climb on a bike and just go there !!

Thanks
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Post by: Watty on July 11, 2007, 05:20:59 pm
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Post by: sweerhe on July 11, 2007, 05:31:20 pm
Sweeeeeeeeet Report!  Thanks for posting!  :hello2:
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Post by: brettp on July 11, 2007, 05:48:26 pm
LS, as always, a damn fine report..... Thanks a million!!!
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Post by: Doggone on July 11, 2007, 06:33:09 pm
Lovely report! Have you found out what caused the shock failure yet?
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Post by: Oetie on July 11, 2007, 06:58:16 pm
Wow, this is definitely a report worth waiting for!!

Well done ;D
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Post by: the_wes on July 11, 2007, 07:01:02 pm
wow. nice one guys. double thumbs up. nice report too. you guys inspire me  ;D
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Post by: Leo on July 11, 2007, 07:46:12 pm
Thanks LS.

Well worth the read.

Glad you all made it back safely  8)
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Post by: NISMARK on July 11, 2007, 07:49:16 pm
That sounds like a nice trip.

I would like to do something similar in the future
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Post by: Scalpel on July 11, 2007, 07:50:38 pm
Great report LS, as usual! How did the TKC and Tourance tire combination handle all the sand?
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Post by: Stofstreep on July 11, 2007, 08:08:37 pm
Hi guys!
I'm envious, I so desire a nice long trip, it's not even funny.
LS I'm sure you'll sell this to a couple of mags easy.

One concern though: you bugger pass a block from my work and you don't say hi :'(

But you were in a hurry and I'll forgive you this time......Only ;D
Glad everything worked out relatively good. 8)
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Post by: topbox on July 11, 2007, 08:09:03 pm
Brilliant !      once again.
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Post by: Freestyler on July 11, 2007, 08:34:15 pm
Thanks for taking up a large part of an otherwise boring evening.
Eloquent writing LS. Very enjoyable. :D
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Post by: PARAMED on July 11, 2007, 09:16:49 pm
Awesome report as usual....LS!

Great pics and thanks for the waypoints! ;)

Nice to see you got back safe...

BTW,if Butch had hurt himself after falling,what were your plans in the event of.....an injury...?
Did you have travel insurance like Europ assist or similar?
Just interested!

Well done you guys!
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Post by: Plothond on July 11, 2007, 09:21:46 pm
As usual - excellent reading

I always look forward to your photo's and again was not disappointed

Well done !!
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Post by: Adventurer on July 11, 2007, 09:34:16 pm
Well done LS, Kaboef and Butch. Many thanks to LS for this rendition of your trip.
Ghanzi brought back memories, we tried to get into Thakadu, but because most of the crowd at that time  were on road bikes, one being a Hoda Goldwing 1500 WITH a trailer, before the first gate not 500 metres from the main road, I had a mutiny on my hands. One of the guys on a RT1150 was thirsty and carried on, I had to fetch him from the bar at Thakadu, we found another campsite 5 km up the road, 300 metres from the tar road and we were there, and we camped on grass.

Regarding that front shock, I think we should create a bit of a stink with BMW, not having stock is inexcusable. I have a meeting with Cora coming up, I'll see what she has to say, and maybe a chat with Lachlan Harris, the top honcho.
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Post by: Nico on July 11, 2007, 09:46:11 pm
 :notworthy: :notworthy:

Awesome report LS. Some damn fine writing
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Post by: buzzlightyear on July 11, 2007, 10:20:09 pm
Thanks LS, it was worth the wait! 8)
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Post by: Stephan on July 11, 2007, 10:27:07 pm
:thumbsup: LS
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Post by: SGB on July 11, 2007, 10:47:38 pm
What a nice read!  Thanks for sharing this brilliant piece of work - If I had a magazine I would publish it straight away!  Also, thumbs up for making it easy to follow with all the GPS info - great job and well done.  Congrats - a ride like this without injury is an achievement!
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Post by: Ratel on July 12, 2007, 12:07:08 am
Nice one ;)

Well done to you all!
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Post by: funacide on July 12, 2007, 12:25:42 am
Awesome stuff LS, thanks for all the effort in sharing the report. Makes me green with envy and longing for another trip very soon...

Well done guys
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Post by: Ama ride ride on July 12, 2007, 07:12:22 am
Great report and pics as always as always. ;)
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Post by: bushclown on July 12, 2007, 07:18:56 am
Awsome ride report and great pics 

thanks
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Post by: bmad on July 12, 2007, 07:42:23 am
Outstanding report LS, exceptional as usual.
Your pictures and storytelling really do make a difference to the report.

To Kaboef and Butch, we can tell you guys had a great time and a memorable trip. Well done.  O0


 
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Post by: JourneyMan on July 12, 2007, 08:20:31 am
Great trip and report!

As always, first class reporting LS.

Now where is the rest of the pics? Kaboef? Butch? :mrgreen:
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Post by: Grondpad ô on July 12, 2007, 08:27:58 am

LS, Butch, and Kaboef...... it looks awsome!

LS always a stunning experience to read your report!
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Post by: LuckyStriker on July 12, 2007, 08:40:15 am
Lovely report! Have you found out what caused the shock failure yet?
Thanks Pierredb

No, not really. The fluid leaked from the top of the shock where the piston arm enters the piston body. Logic suggests that a rubber or plastic seal is twisted, torn or popped.

The reason why I cranked up the spring was to minimise movement on the piston. I'm no engineer but it seemed the right thing to do. The leaking continued but the banging sounds we dramatically lessened. It would not have survived a long journey on dirt roads.

The shock got me back okay which I think is a testament to the telelever and its anti-nosedive design.
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Post by: LuckyStriker on July 12, 2007, 08:47:53 am
Great report LS, as usual! How did the TKC and Tourance tire combination handle all the sand?
Thanks Scalpel

A TKC on the back would have been lovely since I did feel the Tourance fish-tail once or twice. But I think it was an acceptable compromise. I little more grip on the front with longevity on the rear. A TKC rear would probably not have survived the trip. The Tourance is squared off but still has plenty tread left.

One strange thing I noticed (it could be my imagination): When I slow down to a stop I feel more pronounced vibrations from the TKC front. Having knobblies front and rear used to be vibey but now it feels even more so.
On second thought, it might have more to do with the dodgy shock than the tyres...
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Post by: Grootseun on July 12, 2007, 08:55:19 am
Inspiring Stuff as always LS.

Thanx for sharing your awesome trip.

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Post by: Ama ride ride on July 12, 2007, 08:56:36 am
Hi-Jack

Scalpel

TKC front and Touranch back is also my favorite setup. I however got a TKC rear which I only put on if the trip justify it.

A brand new TKC makes a big difference but as it wears down so quickly that after 3000 to 4000km it is behaves about the same as a more road based tyre.

Hi-Jack off
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Post by: LuckyStriker on July 12, 2007, 08:58:40 am
Awesome report as usual....LS!

Great pics and thanks for the waypoints! ;)

Nice to see you got back safe...

BTW,if Butch had hurt himself after falling,what were your plans in the event of.....an injury...?
Did you have travel insurance like Europ assist or similar?
Just interested!

Well done you guys!
Thanks PARAMED

I shudder to think what would have happened. It's the chance we all take when we travel unsupported.
There was quite a comprehensive first aid kit in my panniers (packed on top for easy access) and it contains remedies for several maladies. From a tooth repair kit, compression bandages, hard drugs, to venom extractor (useless I know).

Had one of us gotten hurt I guess we would have tried our best to make him comfortable while another went off to search for help. I am covered by Discovery and the bike is covered by BMW. Both companies were informed of our trip beforehand. I don't know what good they would have done us though.
As for Butch and Kaboef. I trust their riding implicitly. They are good riders and they never take stupid risks.
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Post by: IceCreamMan on July 12, 2007, 09:14:50 am
real shweeet write up,,,thanks man...
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Post by: Uiltjie on July 12, 2007, 09:22:41 am

 I am covered by Discovery

When was the last time you dealt with these guys?  I can tell from experience that you would've been in serious shite!  Discovery is in the process of turning down claims at an alarming rate!

Well done again LS, not just the great report, but once again on a fabulous trip!  Respect!
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Post by: Kaboef on July 12, 2007, 10:15:52 am
Thanks for the report LS :D
 I will now endeavour to write a few word of my own.
And post some more piccies.

As Lucky Striker said - Botswana is one big, flat country. We saw most of it, and if you dont know where you are by looking at a map, you would not know the difference between the southern, northern, eastern, or western parts by looking at your surroundings.

Also, we had too little time for a trip of this distance. It was basically a mad dash to get to Maun, then a mad dash back home. (Almost)
We would have liked to see more, spend less time riding, and have more time to just sit and drink beer (yes, we drink occasionally)

Also, I can vouch for the friendliness of the Botswana people. Always ready to shoot the breeze with you, always a smile. Courtesy goes a long way there, and we more than once got preferential treatment just because we were courteous and made time to great the person before diving into the negotiations.

There was a question in one of the posts about the combination of TKC front and Tourance rear, and how it handled the terrain.
I think a combination like this is very good for the riding we did. A TKC on the back wheel would have been shredded on our trip due to the large distances tar we covered.
The Tourances gave enough grip in the sand and gravel, I really cant complain. And the TKC front tyre gave traction in the rough, while lasting quite good on tar as well.

Ok, enough of this, my piccies to follow.

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Just after Ceres on the first day. You see that Coke bottle on the ground? That was OBS. Meant to last a couple of days. We cleaned it before 10am. We had to, we could not feel our fingers. The road got a lot more interesting after the OBS, I have to say.  ;D

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The Ceres - Calvinia road. An excellent way to start any journey.

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Nice view, pity about the mountains and the rest of the scenery. ;)

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Butch's KTM on the first evening. Eventually needed to help fix a BMW. Now if THAT isn't something...

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The first evening - and the reason we reached the Okavango a day later than planned. :P ::)

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The second evening - Bushberry Camp outside Tsabong. As you can see from the picture, we were quite a bit less energetic than the previous evening. The temperature dropped to minus4 degress that night.

Riding to this camp was sort of a surreal experience for me. We took the turnoff from the main road onto this white, chalky gravel road, and we followed road as it meandered through the Camelthorn trees. Then suddenly it turned to most horrific two-track sand that you can image. And the further we rode , the worse the road became. At the point where I wanted to stop and ask the other guys if we were still on the right track, and if we should'nt rather turn around, I suddenly say a fence, then a little mud house, and then the gates to the camp. It was beautiful. I almost cried from relief. The combination of a hangover, flat tyre, border crossing, long distances, cold, heat, and a strange country had taken its toll on me, and I was SO glad we reached the end of the day's riding.
And when we got our rooms, I found a chicken on my bed that just laid an egg. I asked her humbly to leave my quarters, and I took the egg outside and put it in a warm spot in the sand. But the hen never returned to the egg. I felt like a little chicken murderer. :P ;D

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This is the road leading into Berrybush camp. After a good nights rest, I had the energy to stop and take piccie.

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From Tsabong to Gantsi. LS making short work of the sandy roads.

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A Katoom and a Beemer enjoying the sunset. Notice the footoprints and signs of heavy lifting next to the bikes, then you may understand why they arent being ridden at that exact moment. ;D

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Our pozzie in Maun (Audi Camp).
Do make use of their fabulous restaurant, its worth it. Avoid the curio shop like the plague. Except if your wallet is exceptionally strong.

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Flying over the Okavango Delta. A highlight of the trip.

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The two Germans that rode through Africa on their 20year old XT600's.

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Riding from Maun to Francistown through the Nxaipan National Park. Notice LS sampling the slangbyt again to keep out the cold.

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This picture was taken right after we made up our minds NOT to sleep on the Makgadigadi Pans for the night. A combination of rumours of terrible sand, terrible lions, and terrible sandstorms swung the vote. To LS's credit, he wanted to go, but me and Butch convinced him otherwise. I just was not in the mood to run away from lions while nursing a serious case of jippoguts (caused by cheap whiskey, I think ::))

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Back in the good old RSA. Here we encountered the first twisties in 5 days. It was heaven!! Picture taken close to Ellisras with the sun setting and us deliberating over where we wanted to sleep that night.

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The morning after we slept at Sun City. Butch decided to ditch the Katoom and steal a scooter.

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The last day - just before Victoria West, my bike struck 70,000km. We promptly stopped, had a mouthful of cheap whiskey to celebrate.

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Back home at Kriges.
Almost 5000km, 9days, one puncture, one broken shock absorber, lost of fun, sore bums, and already planning for the next trip.

It was a great little getaway for me, I really enjoyed it. Just the opportunity to ride a bike for 9days into a neighouring country is already the best fun to be had. Doing it with guys that are easygoing, relaxed, and prepared to go with the flow is really a treat.

Next trip: Mozambique 2008. ;D
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 12, 2007, 10:41:26 am
Shot Kaboef!

I forgot about the chicken and the egg - just had a laugh all over again.
That pic of me hovering over a half-unconcious Butch looks a little suspect... :o  I think I was trying to drag him out of the way so that I could continue with my karate lessons

never blame jippoguts on drink. beer is your friend - I reckon it was all those chicken pies that caused it ;)

thanks. some nice pics you got there
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: JourneyMan on July 12, 2007, 10:45:06 am

That pic of me hovering over a half-unconcious Butch looks a little suspect... :o  I think I was trying to drag him out of the way so that I could continue with my karate lessons



Did you kick him by accident? I can just see it. Goed ge-oliede ouens wat karate oefen teen mekaar! :eek: :lol:


Nice pics and report there Kaboef! Had a good laugh at your comments.

Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: masehare on July 12, 2007, 11:29:00 am
A+ reports! Thanks!
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: CrazyPorra on July 12, 2007, 01:13:54 pm
LS great report, and what a trip by all of U's.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Orange Crush on July 12, 2007, 01:33:48 pm
Now thats what i call an adventure! LS , Kaboefa and Butch, thanx for the inspiration.
Like your work :salut:
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: KAAS on July 12, 2007, 01:58:18 pm
Luckystriker, uitstekende report........Jy mag maar  :headbang: :headbang:
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: FortyZA on July 12, 2007, 02:34:57 pm
LS and Co:

What can I say, nice report, good pic's and looks like everyone enjoyed themself. 

 >:D Have BMW sorted out the shock issue yet?  >:D 
Keep us up to speed on the developments and outcome?
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Zonkelmonk on July 12, 2007, 06:11:01 pm
Since my wife put her foot down, I hate reading these kinds of reports.

But still I have to say that it is a good report and can imagine the jol. Thank you and it looked like a read Wilddog adventure.

O yes, why can anybody be so ignorant to think a few litters of OBS can last a entire day. You need at least 4l. When with friends, enjoying the ride, you need a minimum of 6l for a day. But one thing you have to remember, OBS makes you see things...

Thanks. Very nice.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Leo on July 12, 2007, 07:53:15 pm
Thanks for the additions Kaboef

LS did you not coinsider cutting rubber blocks from an old tyre and shoving them in between the coils of the spring. This certainly would have prevented that bottoming out effect.

On the 1'st GSC, my front shock (aftermarket) also called it the day. I found a piece of old tyre and shoved pieces of the rubber in between, so it prevented the shock from 'stamping deur"  ;)

Still an excellent report and once again thanks for sharing!  8)
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Watermat on July 12, 2007, 08:50:19 pm
Uitstekende report LS en Kaboef.

Dis waaroor DS biking gaan
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Lootch67 on July 13, 2007, 01:00:49 am
Me jealous? Damn right I am! Well done guys.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Ama ride ride on July 13, 2007, 07:03:57 am
Kaboef...thanks for your additions. Lekker lekker.

But regarding the egg and chicken....maybe she left the egg as a welcoming pressie. ;D

Butch....? whers your piccies an report?
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Ektoknbike on July 13, 2007, 07:40:32 am


(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8729/dsc04330tl0.jpg)
The first evening - and the reason we reached the Okavango a day later than planned. :P ::)

Karate, duddele sumersolt, Wwoooww. En kyk, sy sigarette is nog heel, tot sy beker tee het nie eens gestort nie.  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Die ouens mag.

Dit is die lewe!!!!! :D :D :D
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: MrBig on July 13, 2007, 08:46:13 am
Nice one!

Can you please just put a star or something over that crack - I'm going blind.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Ama ride ride on July 13, 2007, 08:49:27 am
Nice one!

Can you please just put a star or something over that crack - I'm going blind.

Dont stare at it....... :P
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 13, 2007, 09:04:15 am
funny, I'm told it's my best feature

if Lito was here I'm sure he'd say it looks better than my face >:D
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: MrBig on July 13, 2007, 09:55:21 am
Nice one!

Can you please just put a star or something over that crack - I'm going blind.

Dont stare at it....... :P

I can't help it.

The force is strong with this one.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Grootseun on July 13, 2007, 10:25:22 am
dont worry LS.. it's not all it's cracked up to be..

if you stare at it long enuf.. will you see the virgin mary??
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: sweerhe on July 13, 2007, 10:28:06 am
Say NO to crack!  ;D

Cracking report 'thou!!!
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Eisbein on July 13, 2007, 10:41:34 am
When's the next 'show your cleavage day' ?

Remember to dig this photo out then ...


Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 13, 2007, 10:51:03 am
In the immortal words of Whitney Houston: "Crack is whack"
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Butch on July 13, 2007, 01:00:08 pm
I am SO glad people are staring at your crack, LS, rather than the semi-dead guy on the ground.

Anyway, I won't even try to improve on the ride reports of my fellow adventurers, so I'll just post some of my pics this weekend. LS, Kaboef - you can maar write stories, hoor.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: IceCreamMan on July 13, 2007, 01:17:54 pm
dont worry LS.. it's not all it's cracked up to be..

if you stare at it long enuf.. will you see the virgin mary??

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D >:D  brilliant

nope ,nothing virginal there
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Ektoknbike on July 13, 2007, 01:30:13 pm

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3251/dsc04418sh4.jpg)

Broloks, Bittergal en Mini Me.
Ek weet wie Mini Me is. :D
Wie is wie ??? ::) ???
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Butch on July 13, 2007, 02:13:53 pm
Broloks, Bittergal en Mini Me.
Ek weet wie Mini Me is. :D
Wie is wie ??? ::) ???

From left to right: LS, Kaboef and Le mois.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Maverick on July 13, 2007, 03:01:28 pm
Most excellent report guys, very nice lunch time reading!  8)
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 13, 2007, 04:11:10 pm
From left to right: LS, Kaboef and Le mois.

Le mois!?!
Are you the oke who sang Neverending Story?
Where is your hair do?
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: michnus on July 14, 2007, 09:37:07 am
At last I get time to read this, I actually had to come to work to have some peace to read and enjoy this report.

Moerse lekker, it just grinds my ass sitting here reading this and not be-able to experience such a trip, for now ;)


 :headbang: :thumleft: :occasion14:

Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: KTM BIGGER on July 15, 2007, 06:56:47 pm
[quote ]

Moerse lekker, it just grinds my ass sitting here reading this and not be-able to experience such a trip, for now ;)




[/quote]

+1
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Butch on July 15, 2007, 09:28:45 pm
As I said, there‚??s no way that I can improve on the stories already told. Not only that, but most of my pics look like the ones taken by LS and Kaboef ‚?? minus the quality. Here are a few pics to add to the collection.

(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4554/splashxs7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I just love that Ceres-Karoo road. We couldn‚??t resist riding through the few remaining puddles.

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Oh, that dreaded first night in Upington. Unfortunately, this mime could talk ‚?? a lot ;-)

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Kaboef, sorry, but you asked for it 8-}

(http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7084/katoemij2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
No comment.

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This is the start of a 60km stretch from hell. OK, it wasn‚??t that bad, just potholes, ruts, thick sand and of course the stretch of road where I saw my arse for the second time.

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At the campsite near Ganzi, we enjoyed a good meal, good wine, all right company and played snap until we got the hint that they wanted to close the bar.

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Kaboef showing us how a real man makes a fire.

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And the obligatory bike-in-the-mirror shot, taken on the road from Ganzi to Maun.

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We just had to have one.

(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2756/lsonkatoemxn5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
And for the record ‚?? LS rode a katoohoom. LS rode a katoohoom.

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Still at Audit Camp ‚?? I‚??m sure this pool is the centre of attraction in summer.

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The bustling metropolis of Maun.

By now, I‚??m sure you‚??ve seen enough pics of the roads, the flatness, the sand, donkeys, horses, bikers, so I‚??ll end with this picture, but I‚??m not telling you where it was taken.

(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3982/suncitygh8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Another trip that I will NEVER forget.

Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: michnus on July 15, 2007, 10:06:01 pm
And form Sin City after all the porn movies you all run like hell straight home? Why not drifted off course through the Eastern Cape home wards?
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Eisbein on July 15, 2007, 10:35:30 pm
Very cool pics added - thanks !

That one where the Katoom is lying on its side says a lot from the tell-tale line that runs to the scene of the accident ...


LS with his pimpsuit on a Katoom ? Classic !

Quote
Unfortunately, this mime could talk ‚?? a lot ;-)

Bwahahahahahaha !


Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Butch on July 16, 2007, 07:55:18 am
And form Sin City after all the porn movies you all run like hell straight home? Why not drifted off course through the Eastern Cape home wards?

They show porn there! Now you tell me.

Unfortunately, I had to get home in a hurry, otherwise we would definitely have taken that detour. Next time.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: wino on July 16, 2007, 06:07:20 pm
great trip, stooges!
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: letsgofishing on July 17, 2007, 09:51:31 am
Just got round to reading your report now - awesome trip LS! Really enjoyed reading about you adventure - got to get to Botswana sometime soon!. Thanks again.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: bud500 on July 17, 2007, 11:10:01 am
Top Notch trip and report!!

Please keep us updated on the shock issue.

If possible, could you give us an idea of what you packed for the trip?  :)
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 17, 2007, 12:04:09 pm
If possible, could you give us an idea of what you packed for the trip?  :)
No news from the western front aka. BMW dealer
Sure thing:

Food & drink
1x CupNoodle (unused)
3x Vacuum bagged John West Tuna (unused)
1x Bull Brand bully beef
750ml OBS
750ml Bells whiskey
500ml Boxed red whine

Bike gear
Helmet
Rider suit
Suit thermal liners
Boots
Gloves
Inner gloves
Wilddog buff
Ear plugs

Camping & emergency gear
North Face 3-man tent
ThermalComfort inflatable mattress
+2 CampMaster sleeping bag
Small camping pillow
Army tarpaulin
3m rope
First aid kit (several items)

Clothes
4x Long-sleeved shirts
2x t-shirts
1x shorts
1x jeans
4x underpants (1 pair unused)
8x socks (1 pair unused)
1x comfortable shoes

Cutlery & toiletries
2 plastic plates
1 metal/enamel cup
1 pikstel (Fork/knife/spoon/can opener)
Toothbrush & toothpaste
Deodorant
Soap
Mini travel towel
Small hair brush (unused)
Zambuck lip balm

Tools
Standard BMW toolkit
Shifting
Ratchet and a few sockets
Torx set
Four popular size allen keys
Pliers (unused)
Cable ties (unused)
Small roll of duct tape (unused)
Tubeless plug set and CO2 canisters
Tubeless tyre valves (unused)
Tow strap (unused)

Electrics/electronics/entertainment
iPod & portable speakers
iPod car-charger
Lead acid Batteries AA + AAA (unused)
Petzl headlight
Camera - compact
Camera - SLR & 10-22mm wide angle, 80-200 zoom, 35mm fixed lens
Camera battery chargers (unused)
Camera tripod
Cellular phone
Cellular phone car-charger

Documentation & Finance
Passport
Driver‚??s licence
Medical Aid card (unused)
Copy of bike registration papers (unused)
Exit letter from financier (unused)
Exit letter from insurer (unused)
P1800 bank notes

Butch and Kaboef took some other stuff like cooking pots, playing cards, dominoes and who knows what else...
I always pack too much clothes. Next time I'm going to half it
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: growweblaar on July 18, 2007, 08:37:24 pm
Het nou baie lekker gelees, LS. Great report! :)


10. Roaming Animal Hazards
...
The donkey are the more stupid of the lot.

Does anyone know why on earth there are so many donkeys in Botswana? :dontknow:


I always pack too much clothes. Next time I'm going to half it

So only 2x underpants then?
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: DARTH VADER on July 20, 2007, 09:38:53 pm
apart from the 3 places you mentioned there is some other lesser know places which is well worth visiting if you like sand riding :drosky's caves is 180 km west of the small town TSAO on a single track of sand and thorns ,right up to the namibian border and is reputed to be one of the deepest caves in the world in the remotest part of southern africa hardly visited by anyone -- to get there is an epic of note and secondly tsodilo hills where you will find 3500 rock paintings of breathtaking beauty. i visited both (on bikes) and on the way back we even attempted to cross the okavango delta from GUMARE TO MAUN right through the buffalo fence and via jeep and animal tracks.there were or is no maps indicating the paths and we navigated via the sun and our general sence of direction.eventually we were defeated by the upteenth river crossing and the elefants(at least 40) blocking our way.it was incredible.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Goedi on July 23, 2007, 01:08:38 pm
hi guys,

nice report, and beautiful pictures.
first we check out this nice forum.

greetings from the two german bikers,

gerd & gerd
www.vonBnachA.de
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Mark Hardy on July 28, 2007, 12:21:35 pm
Once again a stunning report, pity you did not come down to Gaborone, can show you some really nice sand tracks and excellent watering holes ;)
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Vonkprop on July 28, 2007, 07:09:48 pm
Excellent report !!

What was the eventual outcome with the broken shock ??
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Trackz on July 28, 2007, 08:54:11 pm
Newbie here. I notice you had some very different luggage carriers. If would be great to know what you used. I notice the KTM just carried some big bags tied down with no particular carrier mounts - how did this work? Also, I notice some bottles tied/mounted on the back of the panniers ... what is this about? Sorry for the dumb questions.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 30, 2007, 09:26:38 am
Excellent report !!

What was the eventual outcome with the broken shock ??
Thanks

The shock was replaced under warranty last week
It was a leaky seal just as I suspected - I complained about the lack of available parts in South Africa but was once again given the old excuse: There is no need to stock those parts locally because there simply is no demand... (the official stance is that BMW motorcycles don't ever break down. Their blind attitude is embarassing)
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 30, 2007, 09:36:55 am
Newbie here. I notice you had some very different luggage carriers. If would be great to know what you used. I notice the KTM just carried some big bags tied down with no particular carrier mounts - how did this work? Also, I notice some bottles tied/mounted on the back of the panniers ... what is this about? Sorry for the dumb questions.
Hi there

The luggage system is by Touratech (See the sponsor logo at the top right of this page)
I prefer the touratech system to the BMW panniers becaue they are cheaper, easier to repair and they are also lighter.

The KTM has a large luggage plate over the tail light that allows extra large bag to be loaded. I believe Butch used rubber bungees to secure the bag to his bike.
The disadvantage of a bag is that the bike is a little top-heavy, whereas the panniers keeps the weight low down. but obviously boxes ad extra weight on their own.

The bottles are for extra water when we decide to bush camp and there are no ficilities. We would need the water for cooking, washing and mix for our whiskey. The bottles can also be used to carry extra fuel but that ruins the chance to ever carry water in them again.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Ama ride ride on July 30, 2007, 09:42:20 am
Excellent report !!

What was the eventual outcome with the broken shock ??
Thanks

The shock was replaced under warranty last week
It was a leaky seal just as I suspected - I complained about the lack of available parts in South Africa but was once again given the old excuse: There is no need to stock those parts locally because there simply is no demand... (the official stance is that BMW motorcycles don't ever break down. Their blind attitude is embarassing)

Ok they dont break down but what about the many accidents etc?
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: LuckyStriker on July 30, 2007, 10:36:37 am
Ok they dont break down but what about the many accidents etc?
Good point... unfortunately clients have argued with BMW for I don't know how many years now. And still they don't keep adequate stock in South Africa (excluding tings like mirrors and indicators of course)
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Captain Zef on July 30, 2007, 12:29:20 pm
That sounds like a nice trip.

I would like to do something similar in the future

LS great trip...

Generaal.... ek kom saam....  ;D
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Trackz on July 30, 2007, 02:10:57 pm
Thank you kindly.
Title: Re: Botswananananaa!
Post by: Kev on August 04, 2007, 07:31:23 pm
LS, you NEED to do more trips... or rather more to the point, you need to WRITE MORE ride reports. They are good! :thumleft: Very enjoyable... thanks you three! :thumleft: :thumleft: :thumleft: