No guys, this is my own keyring. Sold the bike to cater for 1st child on its way...

So it's your own fault, then!
The reproduction urge is strong, as is the protective urge.
Well, enjoy it - childrn are a blessing indeed.
But if you do ever want to get back on a 'bark'...
Vasectomy means never having to sell your 'bark', China!
Get it done before you have a rugby team of anklebiters instead of a garage full of motorcycles.