Author Topic: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes (Read 13481 times)

Casting from Turd · « **on:** November 19, 2014, 05:46:15 pm »

http://www.triumphmotorcycles.co.za/newtiger800

Bear Grylls I mean Really.

MINZI · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2014, 05:58:09 pm »

Because that wanker need a powerfull bike to get him out of the shit he normally gets himself into...

immigrant · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2014, 06:01:38 pm »

Xchallenge · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2014, 06:02:31 pm »

The only bigger wanker I can think for them to have used would have been....

David Beckham...Oh wait, they are using him, just for their other bikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0xjCnYNhW8

Grrrr.... · « **Reply #4 on:** November 19, 2014, 06:08:59 pm »

He is a toolbox....

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/_RtZiFV91-w" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/_RtZiFV91-w</a>

But lekka bike though.

Lem · « **Reply #5 on:** November 19, 2014, 06:11:40 pm »

Why use a wanker? Because that principle worked wonders for BMW

Vintage_Mania · « **Reply #6 on:** November 19, 2014, 06:13:33 pm »

He is hard man. Thats why.

Grrrr.... · « **Reply #7 on:** November 19, 2014, 06:16:55 pm »

Quote from: Xchallenge on November 19, 2014, 06:02:31 pm

The only bigger wanker I can think for them to have used would have been....

David Beckham...Oh wait, they are using him, just for their other bikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0xjCnYNhW8

Hipster tos....

Xchallenge · « **Reply #8 on:** November 19, 2014, 06:24:30 pm »

Ha ha!

Omninorm · « **Reply #9 on:** November 19, 2014, 07:10:38 pm »

Spastic Spy · « **Reply #10 on:** November 19, 2014, 07:22:40 pm »

Quote from: Casting from Turd on November 19, 2014, 05:46:15 pm

http://www.triumphmotorcycles.co.za/newtiger800

Bear Grylls I mean Really.

Because you'll need his survival skills if you ever REALLY take that bike off road?

Jakkals · « **Reply #11 on:** November 19, 2014, 08:57:57 pm »

Quote from: Spastic Spy on November 19, 2014, 07:22:40 pm

Quote from: Casting from Turd on November 19, 2014, 05:46:15 pm
http://www.triumphmotorcycles.co.za/newtiger800

Bear Grylls I mean Really.

Because you'll need his survival skills if you ever REALLY take that bike off road?

Onthou ook, dit is 'n engelse bike en "Sir" Skola op die forum ry ook 'n engelse kat,

volroom · « **Reply #12 on:** November 19, 2014, 09:24:45 pm »

Quote from: immigrant on November 19, 2014, 06:01:38 pm

Odd Dog · « **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2014, 06:21:11 am »

You okes are like a bunch of old hens skinnering, do I note a little penis envy here?

dookie · « **Reply #14 on:** November 20, 2014, 06:48:21 am »

Quote from: Casting from Turd on November 19, 2014, 05:46:15 pm

http://www.triumphmotorcycles.co.za/newtiger800

Bear Grylls I mean Really.

Oh wow. PHEW!

I nearly thought Truimph alowed you to be their brand ambassador.

phew, thawasclose....

monkeyboy · « **Reply #15 on:** November 20, 2014, 08:09:59 am »

Ex-SAS member. Worldwide head of the Boy Scouts, the only group dedicated to getting Pommie kids off of their asses. Broke his back in a parachute accident, was told he'd never walk again: two years later climbed Everest. Has silly names for his kid, no doubt in the Jonny Cash tradition so that they learn to fight.
Yes, the shows are staged. That might not even be real piss. But he's a damn sight cooler than a footballer whose voice never broke.
PS: I still won't buy a Triumph.

Casting from Turd · « **Reply #16 on:** November 20, 2014, 08:10:59 am »

I might have a small penis but as the old Afrikaans folk say " Hy naai vir my te lekker"

Warrapoes

Mr Zog · « **Reply #17 on:** November 20, 2014, 08:12:28 am »

Quote from: monkeyboy on November 20, 2014, 08:09:59 am

Ex-SAS member. Worldwide head of the Boy Scouts, the only group dedicated to getting Pommie kids off of their asses. Broke his back in a parachute accident, was told he'd never walk again: two years later climbed Everest. Has silly names for his kid, no doubt in the Jonny Cash tradition so that they learn to fight.
Yes, the shows are staged. That might not even be real piss. But he's a damn sight cooler than a footballer whose voice never broke.
PS: I still won't buy a Triumph.

That is also still to be proved apparently. There are SAS guys who say they never had him in the regiment.

cocky · « **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2014, 08:15:56 am »

Quote from: Casting from Turd on November 20, 2014, 08:10:59 am

I might have a small penis but as the old Afrikaans folk say " Hy naai vir my te lekker"

Warrapoes

Handy boy hey!

Casting from Turd · « **Reply #19 on:** November 20, 2014, 08:16:20 am »

Quote from: Mr Zog on November 20, 2014, 08:12:28 am

Quote from: monkeyboy on November 20, 2014, 08:09:59 am
Ex-SAS member. Worldwide head of the Boy Scouts, the only group dedicated to getting Pommie kids off of their asses. Broke his back in a parachute accident, was told he'd never walk again: two years later climbed Everest. Has silly names for his kid, no doubt in the Jonny Cash tradition so that they learn to fight.
Yes, the shows are staged. That might not even be real piss. But he's a damn sight cooler than a footballer whose voice never broke.
PS: I still won't buy a Triumph.

That is also still to be proved apparently. There are SAS guys who say they never had him in the regiment.

or until he sees a Snake