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Offline JohnST

Why she is called the mud ninja....
« on: March 01, 2009, 06:40:10 pm »
I know I'm gonna get moered for this but couldn't resist.
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 06:45:25 pm »
Einaaaaa.... ;D
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2009, 07:44:50 pm »
Mirror behind his back ;D Saw his arse! Hehe.

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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2009, 07:51:27 pm »
Client: Good day sir , do you have a spare mirror for my bike?
BMW: Yes sir, we do. Just a pitty you need to sell your bike to afford it.
 

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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2009, 07:52:53 pm »
I know I'm gonna get moered for this but couldn't resist.

 :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

All I can say is thank you  that I have a pressure washer ...  :biggrin:

Mirror behind his back ;D Saw his arse! Hehe.

TR - check the title again  :biggrin:

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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2009, 07:56:00 pm »
Client: Good day sir , do you have a spare mirror for my bike?
BMW: Yes sir, we do. Just a pitty you need to sell your bike to afford it.

Must say that BMW engineered it quite well using a bolt with a "clamp" so the mirror doesn't break but the bolt does. Much cheaper but due to the normal supply and demand process (apparently a lot of these are in demand :) ) these are still R160 a pop  :o
« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 08:06:11 pm by JustBiking »
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2009, 08:09:47 pm »
Methinks it's time you got her a set of knobblies JB!
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 08:14:32 pm »
Methinks it's time you got her a set of knobblies JB!

Working on it  :biggrin: - those Anakees are almost done
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2009, 08:21:18 pm »
I know I'm gonna get moered for this but couldn't resist.

 :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

All I can say is thank you  that I have a pressure washer ...  :biggrin:

Mirror behind his back ;D Saw his arse! Hehe.

TR - check the title again  :biggrin:



Oops!

Is that Travel Gravel?

TG you should get a better route leader ;) Come ride the SC again ;D
 

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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 08:29:46 pm »
Yes always nice to lie down and pose for photos like this.

While battery acid runs out of battery.

Please remember that all BMW F650GSs with standard battery may only fall on left-hand side.

Check battery acid level immediately after posing like this. It will cost you almost R1000.

But if you do wait and have to replace the battery go for after market. There is a battery that fits for R390+-.

So if you need it contact me at joggiej@gmail.com. My friend got one just the other day.
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2009, 08:49:32 pm »
Boys, Boys, Boys ...... I turn my back for 5 seconds and there you go skinnering about me.  :thumleft: :mwink:  I am soooo proud of you all!  >:D

JohnST, it was such a blast spending time with you at the training yesterday that all is forgiven. The only thing that REALLY hacks me off is that from the photo it looks as if I fell after the mud! Now that is just plain daft... I hope you didn't rust from riding on all that rain yesterday, I was soaked to the bone by the time I got home. Thankfully my butler (the one that rides the KTM) was on hand to save me from imminent hyperthermia. :peepwall: (I know I am probably overreacting, but I am a chick and I have rights.)

Hey Trailrider, you only taught me about the marbles... you never said anything about mud. Personally I blame you.  :imaposer: :imaposer: By the way, at least the arse was worth seeing.  >:D

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Joggie, thanks for the help... the truely sad thing is that I learn't the battery acid trick shortly after I got my bike. As I bought it second hand it had to go for a service and the kind people who serviced it for me didn't put the overflow pipe back properly. :patch: It is now one of those little items I check when I check battery water and clean out the air filter.
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2009, 08:53:04 pm »
Oops!

Is that Travel Gravel?

TG you should get a better route leader ;) Come ride the SC again ;D

 :biggrin:  no problem..... We definitely will be back to SC - There's still a lot of riding to be done over there. Of course that the fact that someone called "Mom" stays there helps  :biggrin: - she gets grumpy if we don't pop in at least once a year....
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2009, 08:59:27 pm »
Thankfully my butler (the one that rides the KTM) was on hand to save me from imminent hyperthermia. :peepwall:

of course dear - this way we make sure you can go through it all again....   :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2009, 09:06:15 pm »
Thankfully my butler (the one that rides the KTM) was on hand to save me from imminent hyperthermia. :peepwall:

of course dear - this way we make sure you can go through it all again....   :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2009, 09:18:57 pm »
Thankfully my butler (the one that rides the KTM) was on hand to save me from imminent hyperthermia. :peepwall:

of course dear - this way we make sure you can go through it all again....   :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Do you two want a room ???

No thanks.... I have no more duct tape to paste down the middle of the bed.  :imaposer: >:D :peepwall:
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2009, 09:23:54 pm »
war of the roses brands  >:D
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2009, 09:26:28 pm »

Hey Trailrider, you only taught me about the marbles... you never said anything about mud. Personally I blame you.  :imaposer: :imaposer: By the way, at least the arse was worth seeing.  >:D


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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2009, 09:31:15 pm »
war of the roses brands  >:D

Tee hee, you are always welcome to join. I can "fight" with more than on KTM rider at a time. But that's only if you don't do your powerslide thing... THAT move intimidates me.  :pot: :biggrin: ;D
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2009, 09:35:35 pm »
war of the roses brands  >:D

Tee hee, you are always welcome to join. I can "fight" with more than on KTM rider at a time. But that's only if you don't do your powerslide thing... THAT move intimidates me.  :pot: :biggrin: ;D

Actually powersliding is for posers - I'm more into waterfalls now ;D
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Re: Why she is called the mud ninja....
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2009, 09:37:57 pm »

Hey Trailrider, you only taught me about the marbles... you never said anything about mud. Personally I blame you.  :imaposer: :imaposer: By the way, at least the arse was worth seeing.  >:D


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I know.

 ;) ;D

Okay so your response begs the next question... When you say "I know", do you mean...
(a)  That you admit that you only taught me about the marbles... you never said anything about mud.
(b)  That you acknowledge that it is your fault and you are too blame.   
(c)  OR that the arse was worth seeing...

Is it just me or did a casual "I know" just create more choas than a poorly timed "I do".  :ricky:
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