I'm sorry LS, I couldn't help myself mate.
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Addo Elephant National Park -
Motorcycles not allowed+27 (0)42 233 0556/7
Reason given: ?
Elephants sir? big elephants?
There are small elephants?:thumbright: Agulhas National Park ?
Motorcycle friendly+27 (0)28 435 6222
:x Augrabies Falls National Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed+27 (0)54 452 9200
Reason given: ?
Motorcycles are not allowed, it?s our policy?
We're banning animals next year also!
Bontebok National Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed+27 (0)28 514 2735
Reason given: ?
Bikers are hooligans!? (can you believe someone said that?)
He took the Mad Max movies too seriously.:thumbright: Cape Peninsula National Park ?
Motorcycle friendly021 701 8692
:thumbright: Golden Gate Highlands National Park ?
Motorcycle friendly+27 (0)58 255 0012

Karoo National Park ?
Motorcycles allowed after prior arrangement+27 (0)23 415 2828 / 9

Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed+ 27 (0) 54 561 2000
Reason given: ?
We have lions sir? lots of hungry ones!?
Well bloody feed them man! (or feed them women?):thumbright: Knysna National Lake Area ?
Motorcycle friendly+27 (0)44 382 2095
:? Kruger National Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed (Although BMW SA organises special trips now and again)
+27 (0)13 735 4000
Reason given: ?
Due to the risk associated with wild animals such as?? blah blah blah?
Black Sheep, gotta watch them, ferocious.
Mapungubwe National Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed+27 (0)15 534 2014
Reason given: ?
?because we have dangerous animals sir? ?
?we have giraffe, cheetah and elephants?
Giraffe and Cheetahs killed many bikers have they? :shock:

Marakele National Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed+27 (0)14 777 1745
Reason given: ?
No, it is the policy of national parks not to allow motorcycles? (If it's national policy then why do some of of the other parks say it's okay mmm?)
Because they need to feed their animals Sir, and at a pinch even a motorcyclist will do. Tasty critters, but they're a bugger to peel.
Mountain Zebra National Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed+27 (0)48 881 2427 or 3434
Reason given: ?
No!? *click* - No Reason given ? slammed down the phone
Cheetah got him while you were on the phone.He was actually trying to say"No, oh my God, no please, arghhhh.":thumbright: Namaqua National Park ?
Motorcycles allowed+27 (0)27 672 1948

Richtersveld National Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed+27 (0)27 831 1506
Reason given: ?
Motorcycles are too noisy. They disturb the peace and quiet?
Took the Wild One too seriously.:oops: Table Mountain National Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed021 701 8692
Reason given: ?
The mountain is inaccessible to all vehicles? (good luck trying to get your bike up there anyway hehehe)
Two words...Trials Bikes.
:thumbright: Tankwa Karoo National Park ?
Motorcycles allowed+27 (0)27 341-2389
:thumbright: Tsitsikamma National Park ?
Motorcycle friendly+27 42 281 1607

Vaalbos National Park ?
Motorcycles not allowed+27 (0)53 561 0088
Reason given: ?
?unsafe due to Rhino and buffalo?
But at least no Giraffe and Cheetah, whew.:thumbright: West Coast National Park ?
Motorcycle friendly+27 22 772-2144/5
:thumbright: Wilderness National Park ?
Motorcycles allowed+27 (0)44 877 1197[/quote]