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Offline Mikie

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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #80 on: February 13, 2013, 07:34:27 am »
How does it feel to ride a mountain bike with a pile of shit in the back of your pants?  :imaposer:

Did it try strike at you?
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #81 on: February 13, 2013, 08:47:01 am »
Didn't they have spare tubes that they wanted to use the poor python? >:D
 

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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #82 on: February 13, 2013, 10:34:42 am »
Stel jou gou dit voor.

Gooi R200 in en kyk net vir my die water en olie. :imaposer:
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #83 on: February 13, 2013, 10:37:21 am »
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #84 on: February 15, 2013, 06:45:14 am »
Kom gister by die huis na ek so 'n paar dae gaan ry het.  Stap innie kombuis in om koppie tee vir my te maak en kry toe die knewel van 'n Rinkhals in die kombuiskas.  Hy is amper so dik soos my gewrig en skuif sommer die braaipanne en goed rond soos wat hy beweeg!  Ek ys om te dink wat kon gebeur het as ek hom nie gesien het nie.

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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #85 on: February 15, 2013, 07:25:32 am »
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #86 on: February 15, 2013, 07:38:22 am »
Shit . going by the marks around the floor and wall, you shot it with a" double walk hail gun" :ricky:
 

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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #87 on: February 15, 2013, 08:02:03 am »
Ma se.....  What kind are it? Rinkhals?
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #88 on: February 15, 2013, 08:14:39 am »
Shit . going by the marks around the floor and wall, you shot it with a" double walk hail gun" :ricky:

I shot it with the .22 but it was trying to get away and I didn't want to loose it behind the Aga stove.  A moving snake, .22 and adrenalin don't make for accurate shooting.  Ah well, got some home repairs to do now  :biggrin:

Ma se.....  What kind are it? Rinkhals?

Dis 'n Rinkhals ja, sommer 'n kwaai ene ook  :eek7:  Het die post gemodify om die tipe slang te noem.
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #89 on: February 17, 2013, 11:35:00 am »
Stap innie kombuis in om koppie tee vir my te maak en kry toe die knewel van 'n Rinkhals in die kombuiskas.  Hy is amper so dik soos my gewrig en skuif sommer die braaipanne en goed rond soos wat hy beweeg!  Ek ys om te dink wat kon gebeur het as ek hom nie gesien het nie.

Dis hoekom Ou Bees in die kombuis werk en nie ek nie :biggrin:
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #90 on: February 17, 2013, 12:53:46 pm »
Snakey on daughters lawn today

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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #91 on: February 17, 2013, 01:25:48 pm »
Snakey on daughters lawn today



Nou van Snakey geban is neek hy met jou dogter rond. :ricky:
 

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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #92 on: February 17, 2013, 02:01:11 pm »
Snakey on daughters lawn today


Nou van Snakey geban is neek hy met jou dogter rond. :ricky:

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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #93 on: February 17, 2013, 04:52:03 pm »
Gister die skerpioen amper raakgevat, dis 'n klein mannetjie, blykbaar is hulle dan gevaarlik



Vandag op pad terug huis-toe, die pofadder raakgeloop
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #94 on: February 17, 2013, 05:33:41 pm »
Is daai pofadder dood of lewe hy nog?  Jammer as hy dood is,  dis 'n mooi grote
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #95 on: February 17, 2013, 05:47:01 pm »
Ons het vermoed hy het gelewe, lekker dik gevreet, was ons kommentaar ?
Die voertuie jaag so op die grondpaaie, ek is seker die twee "ape" agter ons moes hom doodgery het
Mense kyk nie rond nie, jaag asof dit oordeelsdag is

Ek het nie 'n kans gevat om die ou te ondersoek vir lewe of dood nie  :biggrin:
 

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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #96 on: February 17, 2013, 07:55:25 pm »
Snakey on daughters lawn today


Nou van Snakey geban is neek hy met jou dogter rond. :ricky:

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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #97 on: February 17, 2013, 07:59:29 pm »
Nie 100% seker nie, maar lyk ook soos 'n rinkals.  Ek het so ruk terug ook een, baie kleiner, daar gevang en veld toe gevat.  Lyk soos dieselfde knaap se boetie.   ;D
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #98 on: February 17, 2013, 08:00:35 pm »
Nie 100% seker nie, maar lyk ook soos 'n rinkals.  Ek het so ruk terug ook een, baie kleiner, daar gevang en veld toe gevat.  Lyk soos dieselfde knaap se boetie.   ;D
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Re: Snake Photos
« Reply #99 on: February 17, 2013, 09:26:18 pm »
Ek moet se die voels is ook maar darem bleddie skerp en hul gee die slange ook n swaar tyd.

My buurman het n groot oop stuk gras sonder heinings en ek sien die voeltjies is op en af en maak n groot geraas en wragtig, toe is dit n slang wat oor die gras syl.
Nou kyk nou net waar het daai hond loop lÍ!