So, I get home late last night and see this "tree branch" in the road, just as you enter our farm.
Immediately demoerin because we have had some night walkers recently, with he implied theft/ damage.
Gathering my wits and summoning the guardian Brannas angel, I get out to investigate.
Pretty little 3 meter specimen.
She was quite placid and curios as to this staggering dickwad paparazzi twat.