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Offline Watty

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Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« on: October 12, 2007, 11:53:16 am »
Motorcyclist killed by a whale

A motorcyclist was killed today when his bike struck a tractor trailer carrying a 12 ton whale en route to downtown Tokyo.  The local traffic chief said: ‚??This is what happens when whales ignore our helmet laws.‚?Ě  An eye witness described the scene as ‚??It was horrible, it looked like a scooter with haemorrhoids‚?Ě

And ... In other news today, five new sushi bars opened this week ...using the catchy advertising jingle:  "Yummy! Sushi to go!‚?Ě   It is the brain child of Mr Lo Chang who conceived the idea of the world's first ‚??All You Can Eat‚?? sushi bar.

However, experts predict that Japan‚??s first drive-in sushi bars will be a disaster and a total failure!  They are of the opinion that patrons will stay away, being afraid that terrorists have struck the Macy's Tokyo Parade after the 12 ton Keiko, of Free Willy fame, exploded in what is thought to be a whale Jihad against Asian countries that refuse to stop their whale hunting activities.

Mr Chang dismissed this claim as undermining propaganda of the red meat consumer group, and calmly asked that the owner of a silver scooter please move it, it is parked in an unloading zone of his sushi bars.
 

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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2007, 11:54:36 am »
What a way to go!!
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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2007, 12:10:25 pm »
Wow

Please tell Extreme Velcro to NOT open this thread...!
 

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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2007, 12:29:53 pm »
I have seen  my fair share of whales killing bikes most Sunday's around Harties!! ;D ;D
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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2007, 12:35:04 pm »
I have seen  my fair share of whales killing bikes most Sunday's around Harties!! ;D ;D
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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2007, 12:50:57 pm »
Wow

Please tell Extreme Velcro to NOT open this thread...!

She just did and she is not amused !!!!!!!!!
 

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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2007, 01:05:01 pm »
Geee thanks,

My desk and keyboard now looks like that accident scene, i was busy having lunch when i openend it, NAAASTY!!! :sad1:  :sign18:
 

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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2007, 01:06:21 pm »
I have seen  my fair share of whales killing bikes most Sunday's around Harties!! ;D ;D

Case in point.

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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2007, 01:32:43 pm »
I have seen  my fair share of whales killing bikes most Sunday's around Harties!! ;D ;D

Case in point.


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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2007, 01:36:07 pm »
more fun per ton?
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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2007, 02:06:55 pm »
Eeich respect for the stitching in them thar jeans Billybob!! ;D
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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2007, 02:10:43 pm »
This thread is going seriously
 

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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2007, 02:13:38 pm »
Good !
 

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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2007, 02:14:14 pm »
This thread is going seriously

And as they say....... your point is??? ;D
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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2007, 02:37:46 pm »
The story is actually and you do not have to be a rocket scientist to see the "April Fools" angle.   Just reading the story show a funny side of a very big mess in downtown Tokyo.  All that gore and fly food are actually spillage from the whale.  No motorcyclist was pulverized, some poor oke's little scooter just got creamed, I mean oozed! 

, so much for my Friday humour contribution bit!
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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2007, 02:49:26 pm »
Now this is a whale of a funny story ;D :D ;)  No more sushi for me!
 

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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2007, 03:08:23 pm »
Goodness gracious me!
What if she has flatulence... will the stiching hold?  :tard:
 

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Re: Motorcyclist killed by a whale
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2007, 03:28:18 pm »
Har, har, Watty - that new avatar of yours....  :hello2: