Motorcyclist killed by a whale

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Motorcyclist killed by a whale

A motorcyclist was killed today when his bike struck a tractor trailer carrying a 12 ton whale en route to downtown Tokyo.  The local traffic chief said: â??This is what happens when whales ignore our helmet laws.â?  An eye witness described the scene as â??It was horrible, it looked like a scooter with haemorrhoidsâ?

And ... In other news today, five new sushi bars opened this week ...using the catchy advertising jingle:  "Yummy! Sushi to go!â?  It is the brain child of Mr Lo Chang who conceived the idea of the world's first â??All You Can Eatâ?? sushi bar.

However, experts predict that Japanâ??s first drive-in sushi bars will be a disaster and a total failure!  They are of the opinion that patrons will stay away, being afraid that terrorists have struck the Macy's Tokyo Parade after the 12 ton Keiko, of Free Willy fame, exploded in what is thought to be a whale Jihad against Asian countries that refuse to stop their whale hunting activities.

Mr Chang dismissed this claim as undermining propaganda of the red meat consumer group, and calmly asked that the owner of a silver scooter please move it, it is parked in an unloading zone of his sushi bars.
 

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