I only popped in to the spares counter to enquire the price of an air filter. Whilst still in a state of shock, I staggered dazedly over to the new bikes, and the salesman jumped me. I said "Where's the new liquid cooled job?" He said the only one had gone out to a customer that morning, but insisted on taking my phone no. and e-mail, and promised to call me for a test ride as soon as one became available. I said "Oh, well........all right then."
Surely he must be able to tell just by looking that I couldn't even afford the air in the tyres!