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Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« on: April 24, 2013, 05:01:30 pm »
 Was browsing and came across this.... :laughing4: :laughing4:
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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2013, 05:54:47 pm »
 :sip:
I don't know how to act my age.....I have never been this old before!
 

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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2013, 06:10:56 pm »
I'm looking for possible housemates. This one is a no.

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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2013, 09:40:26 pm »
 :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:

Unreal :eek7:
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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2013, 09:42:40 pm »
Hahahahaha
Ride it like you stole it!

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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2013, 01:33:50 am »
some muso-friends of mine had exactly that.......a tenter in their back garden.
odd-bloke.
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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2013, 12:47:15 pm »
 :imaposer:


some seriously odd people out there
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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2013, 12:56:03 pm »
From an Australian "Gumtree" site.

 

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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2013, 01:08:25 pm »
 :laughing4:  :laughing4:  :laughing4:

"Real men don't get lost"

Or ask for directions.
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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2013, 01:10:23 pm »
Not Gumtree but same idea.

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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2013, 01:15:23 pm »
Also not Gomboom, but...
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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2013, 01:35:09 pm »
you need help.
seriously.
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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2013, 01:46:39 pm »
Also not Gomboom, but...



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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2013, 10:41:54 pm »
Seriously WTF...

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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2013, 11:12:05 pm »
 :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:

Should ask him if he will fire it up if you want to buy it?
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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2013, 07:14:03 am »
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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2013, 11:29:13 am »
Daai indigenous plant kon maar gerus iets aangetrek het...
 

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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2013, 12:03:20 pm »
 :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:
I don't know how to act my age.....I have never been this old before!
 

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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2013, 08:53:27 am »
why is there a burning tractor pictured?

 

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Re: Post your funniest "Gumtree ads"
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2013, 08:59:36 am »
Farm riots?
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