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More Politically Correct Madness
« on: December 11, 2007, 05:27:18 pm »
More Politically Correct Madness - this time bible stories as they would appear in the media today :

On Red Sea crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY 400 Killed

On the birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed

 

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Re: More Politically Correct Madness
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 11:15:16 pm »
Bwaaahahahahahaha!

Very funny!

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Re: More Politically Correct Madness
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2020, 03:20:13 pm »
TESCO in the UK has started selling plasters in "White" "Asian " and "Brown" pigmentation, what was wrong with the "Clear" ones you could buy?  :sip:   

Oh Kark I see it was an EV Thread. :o
« Last Edit: February 24, 2020, 03:21:09 pm by Welsh »
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Re: More Politically Correct Madness
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2020, 08:20:09 pm »
 >:D