Lamberts Bay...........never, will I take my family there for a holiday, the place sucks!!!
For years I really wanted to go and see Lamberts Bay, and last year I eventually got around to it. What a disappointment!!
You cannot stop anywhere without somebody either trying to sell you something, ask for money or bum a smoke. When we arrived at Lamberts, our first stop was the waterfront harbor pub / food setup. We had not even taken our helmets off and 2 guys were already trying to hussel us for money and smokes. What really got me pissed off was that the dumb f...ckers wouldn't take NO for an answer, they just carried on and on and on, telling me how they are suffering and cannot feed their families etc, etc.........meanwhile they are so pissed that they can hardly stand up straight. Then, later the evening, when we are having our supper at another restaurant, another one of the very pissed locals stood just outside the table area and kept asking for smokes, beer and eventually my food. When I asked the manager why they don't do something about this crap, I was told that there is nothing they can do about it as it is a public area. Well, I'd had enough of this guys shit and got up to convince him to leave me alone as I was about to strip my moer with him. His response was "Jou ma se p..s"......well, you figure the rest out!!PK,PK.
By then the evening had been completely spoilt, and the food was seriously bad, hell you could have used those steaks as an emergency 2000km's worth of back tire tread! We then headed off to the one and only pub we could find and had a couple of dops to calm down as I was by this stage in one seriously shit mood and was about to totally lose it with the local street bums. I have absolutely no problem with helping those less fortunate than I am, I will help in anyway that I can, BUT.......I WILL NOT SUPPLY MONEY FOR BOOZE OR DRUGS to street beggars and bums. When we left the pub at 11:00pm (they wanted to close?


), would you believe it.........some tit tried to sell me a moerse chandelier type seashell thing.....f..ck... at 11:00pm and I'm on a f...cking bike. When I said "no thanks" he then asked for money and smokes..............f

!!!!!!!!!!! That was it, I packed up at 6:00am and got the hell out of Lamberts Bay.