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Offline Grootseun

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« on: May 22, 2006, 09:34:28 am »
It has bee breifly mentioned on this forum and i think it needs serious attention (ok not that serious)

How do we welcome the New memebers to our forum... ADVrider has their own tagline... and im sure UKGS'er as well (i just frequent this site)

So let's hear your suggestions....


Welcome to ......


the sandpit?
the dirtiest place on the net?


be creative.
 

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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2006, 10:03:24 am »
Welcome to the DIRT Side

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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2006, 10:11:21 am »
The matter is meing discussed - please be patient 8)

I like 'the sand pit'
Please stay away from cliches like 'grass roots level' aaarg!

what about 'Ground Zero' or 'Newbies Report Here!' or 'Training Wheels' or 'Welcome new Members' :wink:
 

Offline Grootseun

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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2006, 10:16:53 am »
This fred is just to identifty options for the "tag line" LS.. didnt mean to pressure anyone... we are in africa after all.... :P  8)
 

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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2006, 10:20:01 am »
How about:

" You new here? Then intoduce yourself first, or..... we might ask LITO to be your friend!!

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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2006, 10:20:25 am »
First thing even before I read this thread was reading Welcome to....THE JUNGLE :D And now I have that Guns n Roses song repeating in my freakin head :headbang::headbang::headbang:
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2006, 10:22:17 am »
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How about:

" You new here? Then intoduce yourself first, or..... we might ask LITO to be your friend!!


Not nice!!!!   :evil:  :x  :evil:  :x
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2006, 10:30:00 am »
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How about:

" You new here? Then intoduce yourself first, or..... we might ask LITO to be your friend!!


Not nice!!!!   :evil:  :x  :evil:  :x


Or Zonk can be your fairy!!!!  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :D  :lol:

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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2006, 11:51:43 am »
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Quote from: "bla-bla black sheep"
How about:

" You new here? Then intoduce yourself first, or..... we might ask LITO to be your friend!!


Not nice!!!!   :evil:  :x  :evil:  :x


Or Zonk can be your fairy!!!!  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :D  :lol:


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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2006, 12:07:02 pm »
Jis maar julle manne is donners misluk op 'n maandag oggend :argue:
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Offline X Banana Boy

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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2006, 02:30:57 pm »
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First thing even before I read this thread was reading Welcome to....THE JUNGLE :D And now I have that Guns n Roses song repeating in my freakin head :headbang::headbang::headbang:


Welcome to the jungle sounds good. Even though there are no jungles in Africa.   :?
 

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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2006, 02:34:25 pm »
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Welcome to the jungle sounds good. Even though there are no jungles in Africa.   :?

I think the Congolese will differ with you on that :wink:

plus, we have the Knysna Jungle...err...forrest
 

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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2006, 02:34:52 pm »
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Welcome to the jungle sounds good. Even though there are no jungles in Africa.  :D


Oh yes there is, in Zaire and various other places. Plus how come they say the Lion is King of the jungle then  :D
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2006, 02:39:27 pm »
How about giving new members (like me, the NEWEST one) a set of crashbars for their Honda AT?

Daai goeters is DUUR!

Does anyone know where I can get a set of crashbars for my 'Twin (RD07) that won't have my bank manager up in arms?
Maybe one of you guys have spare set at home? :wink:

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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2006, 02:41:04 pm »
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Welcome to the jungle sounds good. Even though there are no jungles in Africa.   :?


Ohh yeah and where do you skiem Tarzan lived.......duh :tongue3:
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« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2006, 02:41:49 pm »
Welcome to the dirt pit dude, dont get bars for your TA, just dont fall.
 

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« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2006, 02:42:58 pm »
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Does anyone know where I can get a set of crashbars for my 'Twin (RD07) that won't have my bank manager up in arms?

Welcome Kaboef! 8)

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« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2006, 02:46:33 pm »
Welcome dude... i s'pose kaboef is the sound your AT makes everytime it falls.... and thats why u need the crashbars...
 

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« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2006, 03:12:54 pm »
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Welcome to the jungle sounds good. Even though there are no jungles in Africa.  :D


Oh yes there is, in Zaire and various other places. Plus how come they say the Lion is King of the jungle then  :D


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« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2006, 03:25:47 pm »
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Welcome to the dirt pit dude, dont get bars for your TA, just dont fall.


Quite right, the Groot Swart Vark runs without bars and like dear Monica she has gone down a time or two, those bars are like chains and body piercing, just piloting the GSV is enough S&M for me.

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