Without a doubt one of the most amusing and utterly entertaining ride reports i have had the pleasure of reading.I laughed out loud countless times and stayed enthralled the whole way through the journey.Tom,you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.One can only imagine the utter heartache and broken spirit you had to endure watching your mates ride off into the distance,KUDOS!thanks for sharing chaps.Now please go ride some more and tell us about it so we can all laugh some more.thanks.