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Offline Icepick

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Re: The Stupid any-day-of-the-week joke....
« Reply #4120 on: October 17, 2016, 01:26:02 pm »
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« Reply #4121 on: October 19, 2016, 12:03:17 pm »
My wife just sent me a message saying:

“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”

What does ‘ternative’ mean?

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« Reply #4122 on: October 19, 2016, 12:05:15 pm »
My wife just sent me a message saying:

“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”

What does ‘ternative’ mean?

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Moes dit wel 2 keer lees
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Re: The Stupid any-day-of-the-week joke....
« Reply #4123 on: November 18, 2016, 06:19:41 am »
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Re: The Stupid any-day-of-the-week joke....
« Reply #4124 on: September 26, 2019, 08:09:24 am »
Time to revive this thread...




Have you ever heard about the Microsoft tech support guy who joined the Army:

He’s on the rifle range, and after he fires a full magazine, his target is still virgin.

He looks at the target, looks at his rifle and reloads. Then he puts his finger over the muzzle and fires, blowing his fingertip off.

He turns to the drill sergeant and says, “It works fine here; the problem must be on their end.”
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Re: The Stupid any-day-of-the-week joke....
« Reply #4125 on: September 26, 2019, 08:12:03 am »
Failure is not an option. It comes standard with every version of Windows. But I still need to find out who "General Failure" is, and what the hell he is doing in my computer - who appointed him?
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Re: The Stupid any-day-of-the-week joke....
« Reply #4126 on: October 09, 2019, 11:34:04 am »
Irish guy approaches two overweight girls in a bar

Guy: "Are you two ladies from Scotland?"
Girls: "Whales"
Guy: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

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Re: The Stupid any-day-of-the-week joke....
« Reply #4127 on: October 09, 2019, 12:07:16 pm »
RAAISEL:
Jy ry op ‘n perd en gallop teen ‘n konstante spoed.
Regs van jou is ‘n skerp helling, links van jou ‘n olifant wat teen dieselfde spoed as jy beweeg.
Direk voor jou is ‘n springende kangaroo en jou perd kan nie verby kom nie.
Agter jou hardloop ‘n leeu teen dieselfde spoed as jy.

Wat moet jy doen om uit hierdie lewensgevaarlike situasie te ontsnap?

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Ek dink toe te hel met dit, ek gaan nie nou opstaan nie.




Hy kan maar om my sny...
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My eertse foutjie KTM RC8 en toe nog n 525 ook
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As ek nie gister gedoen wat ek gedoen het nie, het ek nie vandag geweet wat ek weet(en ek weet nog steeds nie wat ek doen)
 
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Re: The Stupid any-day-of-the-week joke....
« Reply #4128 on: October 10, 2019, 08:57:05 am »
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Re: The Stupid any-day-of-the-week joke....
« Reply #4129 on: October 13, 2019, 06:34:29 am »
Manic is a shy, sensitive, quiet and romatic skinny guy  :imaposer:
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Re: The Stupid any-day-of-the-week joke....
« Reply #4130 on: October 13, 2019, 11:55:09 am »
Manic is a shy, sensitive, quiet and romatic skinny guy  :imaposer:


 :laughing4: :laughing4:BAie oorspronklik :lol8: :lol8:
2006 Hp2 # 882 #1555 #1784 - 2008 R1200 GSA -  2009 R1200 S - 1998 R1200 C - 2020 RnineT Pure
2012 TW200
My eertse foutjie KTM RC8 en toe nog n 525 ook
Project Bikes - 2003 Yamaha 350 Banshee SE - 2006 Yamaha 200 Blaster SE - TW200
As ek nie gister gedoen wat ek gedoen het nie, het ek nie vandag geweet wat ek weet(en ek weet nog steeds nie wat ek doen)