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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #700 on: December 03, 2013, 05:22:43 pm »
I see Cosatu have come up with an "unsheeping" procedure




an unsheeping procedure from Cosatu , am I the only one who says the irony in this  :pot:  fuck must be one of the funniest posts of the year, albeit unintentionally

nee meneer, the entertainer is thee ... :laughing4:

says the man that was hiding behind a woman to motivate his e-tagging sheepishness  :lol8:

They can maybe unsheep them, but can they give them their balls back?

sanral not go0t those hey ...my wife keeps those

Explains a lot then  :thumleft:
 

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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #701 on: December 03, 2013, 05:24:30 pm »
Well my 4 rond what what middle finger was taken, I will wait for the bill within 7 days along with every other one that I will put into effect, then I will simply ignore them. I need rolled up paper for my Swannie Braai as I dont buy newspapers these days  :thumleft: free fuel !  :lol8:
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #702 on: December 03, 2013, 06:10:37 pm »
I drove under 2 gantries today. Just checked via e toll website and it says 3 entries???
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #703 on: December 03, 2013, 06:16:00 pm »
I drove under 2 gantries today. Just checked via e toll website and it says 3 entries???
how do you check if you have not registered ? Not a dig at you just want to know my status.
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #704 on: December 03, 2013, 06:53:25 pm »
I drove under 2 gantries today. Just checked via e toll website and it says 3 entries???
how do you check if you have not registered ? Not a dig at you just want to know my status.

https://www.sanral.co.za/e-toll/portal/PayTollFeesUnregisteredUsers.aspx

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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #705 on: December 03, 2013, 07:16:37 pm »
I drove under 2 gantries today. Just checked via e toll website and it says 3 entries???

the arse raping has started!

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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #706 on: December 03, 2013, 07:25:24 pm »
 :biggrin: ICM comes to mind...  :pot:
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #707 on: December 03, 2013, 07:28:56 pm »
I drove under 2 gantries today. Just checked via e toll website and it says 3 entries???

the arse raping has started!

The tagged "guys" will sit back and cherish it

they could also get billed extra, especially if you cloned their plates  >:D
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #708 on: December 03, 2013, 07:36:27 pm »
:biggrin: ICM comes to mind...  :pot:

nah, I think his wife will protect him
 

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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #709 on: December 03, 2013, 07:38:24 pm »
May i suggest something?

Why not have a vinyl cutout made & change one or two numbers on your plate?
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #710 on: December 03, 2013, 07:43:30 pm »
:biggrin: ICM comes to mind...  :pot:

nah, I think his wife will protect him
:imaposer: :imaposer: wont keep him quiet though...  :biggrin:
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #711 on: December 03, 2013, 07:47:12 pm »
May i suggest something?

Why not have a vinyl cutout made & change one or two numbers on your plate?
not being a hardened criminal i wouldn't push my luck that far... especially with rumors of road blocks and hidden police agenda's makes sense to assume that it may treated rather harshly. good thinking though. maybe lets see how it settles in.
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #712 on: December 03, 2013, 07:50:06 pm »
:biggrin: ICM comes to mind...  :pot:

nah, I think his wife will protect him
:imaposer: :imaposer: wont keep him quiet though...  :biggrin:

nah, it won't, only be quiet when sucking Sanral dick, me thinks
 

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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #713 on: December 03, 2013, 07:54:59 pm »
May i suggest something?

Why not have a vinyl cutout made & change one or two numbers on your plate?
not being a hardened criminal i wouldn't push my luck that far... especially with rumors of road blocks and hidden police agenda's makes sense to assume that it may treated rather harshly. good thinking though. maybe lets see how it settles in.
lol....i ride with a broken plate anyway :thumleft:
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #714 on: December 03, 2013, 07:56:49 pm »
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #715 on: December 03, 2013, 08:02:21 pm »
Ok.
OIlraaaitie then.

Bin on the bike the whole frikkin day long, zap signing(Carrots salute) all the gantries and all.

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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #716 on: December 03, 2013, 08:26:55 pm »
"Mthembu said the ANC was grateful to the almost one million South Africans who had already bought their e-tags and who had committed themselves to working with the government to improve infrastructure."

When did it jump to 1 million e-tag users  ???

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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #717 on: December 03, 2013, 08:30:11 pm »
Muddy number plates don't read well...   :sip:

Any deliberate obscuration of a number plate is illegal.
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Re: E-Tolls go live - 3 December 2013
« Reply #718 on: December 03, 2013, 08:39:39 pm »
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Alliance against urban tolling statement at 5pm today that their in-situ electronic sensors confirm 985 322 vehicles passed through William Nicol gantry, only 1339 of them were SANRAL registered with an e-tag. This is a massive setback for SANRAL.


           
 

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