Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register

Author Topic: New competition  (Read 1179 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline KiLRoy

  • Rossi se Biaggi...
  • Administrator
  • Bachelor Dog
  • ***
  • Bike: BMW R1200GS
    Location: Gauteng
  • Posts: 14,594
  • Thanked: 324 times
  • We need a strong man. Strong like Stalin
    • Wild Dog Adventure Riders
New competition
« on: December 04, 2013, 10:35:40 am »
A fine WD price for the person who can ask them the kakest question and receive and answer....

info@sa-etoll.co.za

My question:

How much money as a percentage of each rand collected is coming back to which SA institutions and individuals?

Before I commit to your etags, I want to know how my money will be used and who will benefit from my tolls.

Regards

Hein
 

Offline Pistonpete

  • Shop Mods
  • Bachelor Dog
  • *
  • Bike: KTM 990 Adventure
    Location: Western Cape
  • Posts: 17,854
  • Thanked: 76 times
  • Live to Ride...Ride to Live
Re: New competition
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 10:57:03 am »
My effort.

Good day to you Sir/Madam,
My name is Pietie and I am very concerned about the etoll. Me and my friends race pidgeons and we are very worried about the radio waves by the gallows. I must ask some questions if you please. We sometimes have to use the highway to take our pdgeons for a leka drive out into the country. Then we let them go and then they fly home. I must know so I can tell Jannie(hes my best friend but I think he cheats with his birds. I think he uses drugs on them…jirre they fast) and Arthur (he also skelm wif his birds) and my other buddies if its ok to drive under the gallows. This pidgeons have homing devices in their heads and I worry the gallows radars are going to upset the voeljies. They will get lost and I worry I will never see them again. Also what if my birds fly around the gallows. Will they go mal? The pidgeons is already got tags on them so im asking if they must also get a license for the etoll.

Pietie
'Routine is the thief of time'
 

Offline Dwerg

Re: New competition
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 11:03:24 am »
 :spitcoffee: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:


Lekker Pete  :thumleft:

Mines a bit shorter:

Hi,

A friend of mine told me that only people of Zulu descent need to buy eTags. Is this true?

J
Current: KTM 690R
Previous: KTM 790ADV, 640ADV, 950ADV, 250XCW BMW F650GS Single, F650GS Twin, F800GS, G450X, R50/2 Honda CRF450X, CRF230 x 2, VFR400 NC30, Z50 Mini Trail Yamaha BWS100 x 2, LB80 Chappy
 

Offline KiLRoy

  • Rossi se Biaggi...
  • Administrator
  • Bachelor Dog
  • ***
  • Bike: BMW R1200GS
    Location: Gauteng
  • Posts: 14,594
  • Thanked: 324 times
  • We need a strong man. Strong like Stalin
    • Wild Dog Adventure Riders
Re: New competition
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 11:04:00 am »
Next attempt

Hi, I wear a hearing aid. It makes a loud noise when passing through your gantries.  What will happen if this damage my ears or break the device.  The device cost a small fortune. Will you replace it?

Regards
 

Offline KiLRoy

  • Rossi se Biaggi...
  • Administrator
  • Bachelor Dog
  • ***
  • Bike: BMW R1200GS
    Location: Gauteng
  • Posts: 14,594
  • Thanked: 324 times
  • We need a strong man. Strong like Stalin
    • Wild Dog Adventure Riders
Re: New competition
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 11:10:42 am »
I'm on a roll

You surely need my consent to take pictures of me and my property?  I mean Jacob Zuma (one of your alleged beneficiaries) insist that no pictures may be taken of his property?

Is this true?
 

Offline IDR

  • <insert bias disclaimer here>
  • Administrator
  • Forum Whore
  • ***
  • Bike: NER-A-CAR
    Location: Gauteng
  • Posts: 8,603
  • Thanked: 60 times
Re: New competition
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 11:12:58 am »
I'm on a roll

You surely need my consent to take pictures of me and my property?  I mean Jacob Zuma (one of your alleged beneficiaries) insist that no pictures may be taken of his property?

Is this true?

Legit: I used the highway last night and am trying to see how much the trip has cost, but I can not log in to the website.  What should I do?

 >:(
The three things you need to fix anything in the universe: duct tape, WD-40 and a hammer.  If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.  If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40.  Otherwise use the hammer.
 

Offline KiLRoy

  • Rossi se Biaggi...
  • Administrator
  • Bachelor Dog
  • ***
  • Bike: BMW R1200GS
    Location: Gauteng
  • Posts: 14,594
  • Thanked: 324 times
  • We need a strong man. Strong like Stalin
    • Wild Dog Adventure Riders
Re: New competition
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 11:22:58 am »
Maybe they will appreciate Afrikaans more?  We mos have 11 official languages of which none is more important than the other?
 

Offline SmuGS

  • A very quiet
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Bike: BMW R1150GS
    Location: Eastern Cape
  • Posts: 3,182
  • Thanked: 47 times
  • Only 98 669 km.
Re: New competition
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 11:36:54 am »
Hello sir,

Do I need to buy an e-tag for my trailer too? Oh and what if I'm carrying my bike on the back of my trailer..?

B..
Nee wat vlekkelose ek kuier op my lekkerste tussen die rokers,dronkgatte,vloekers,hoere en ander sondaars  :imaposer:
R1150gs,  KLE 500, XT660R.
 

Offline XTFREAK

  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Bike: BMW F800GS
    Location: Gauteng
  • Posts: 743
  • B+
Re: New competition
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 11:40:40 am »
I am on credit review, are you allowed to give me credit cause my lawyer says nooit you cant cause im not allowed to have accounts. What now?
 

Offline DRAZIL

  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Bike: BMW R1200GS Adventure
    Location: Eastern Cape
  • Posts: 4,164
  • Thanked: 6 times
  • Alpha et Omega
Re: New competition
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 11:42:15 am »
Hello

I have just got married for the 13th time.
would it be possible for the e-tollie system to take my wedding photographs and email them to me as this would save me a fortune from professional photographers.
yours truly
J.Zuma
“You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.”
Charles Manson
 

Offline Pistonpete

  • Shop Mods
  • Bachelor Dog
  • *
  • Bike: KTM 990 Adventure
    Location: Western Cape
  • Posts: 17,854
  • Thanked: 76 times
  • Live to Ride...Ride to Live
Re: New competition
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 11:43:51 am »
I am on credit review, are you allowed to give me credit cause my lawyer says nooit you cant cause im not allowed to have accounts. What now?
:imaposer:
'Routine is the thief of time'
 

Offline mox

  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Bike: Kawasaki KLR 650
    Location: Gauteng
  • Posts: 1,730
  • Thanked: 33 times
  • Formerly knows as HONDAKAWA11
Re: New competition
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2013, 04:16:51 pm »
Dear Sir,

What health saftey tests have been conducted? A  friend of mine told me that the UV lights can cause testicular cancer and make people blind.
Klr 650 , Z800 - My blood is green.
 

Offline Topie

  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Bike: Yamaha TW200
    Location: Gauteng
  • Posts: 531
Re: New competition
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2013, 05:28:17 pm »
 :spitcoffee:
 :happy1:
 

Offline Kneeslider

  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Bike: AJS (all models)
    Location: Western Cape
  • Posts: 755
    • Classic Cycle Cabin
Re: New competition
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 09:43:17 pm »
SANRAL
To who it may concern
You are ruining my car.
I don't know what kind of rays your toll gates are putting out, but it is ruining my car
Ever since I have started driving under your gantries the paint has started to come off my car, leaving it down to the bare metal, please see attached photo.
I need you to rectify this problem as soon as possible, the cost of repair runs into the thousands and seeing that it is your gantries causing the trouble, I think it is only fair that you pay for it.
Please forward me your invoicing details so I can get the garage to send you the bill.


Offline Ganjora

Re: New competition
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2013, 07:49:36 am »
my email:

Hi

I ride a bike,  and don't use a numberplate - they are ugly.
I also will not buy an etag.
how can i be sure that you will bill me correctly?

Regards