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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2014, 02:28:11 pm »
Should I delete the tread  :patch:
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2014, 02:29:21 pm »
Should I delete the tread  :patch:


Hell yes.  :bs: :puke:
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2014, 02:30:00 pm »
Sorry Warren  :lol8:
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2014, 02:33:29 pm »
 :imaposer: Nah ! I think the bike is cool... sticking it to you riding gods  :imaposer: In the right hands i suppose that thing can vooma on dirt.
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2014, 02:40:48 pm »
One word

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe the guy in the picture is a riding god ?

With that pic and kit. Not a fuck.

IMO its a photo shoot.

well, at least he's not meerkatting, so he must be a riding god
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2014, 02:52:41 pm »
One word

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe the guy in the picture is a riding god ?

With that pic and kit. Not a fuck.

IMO its a photo shoot.

well, at least he's not meerkatting, so he must be a riding god

 :laughing4:  True or god like!
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2014, 08:31:38 pm »
Just to spite you dudes I'm going to fit a sidecar to the SE.....

« Last Edit: June 09, 2014, 08:42:02 pm by TornadoF5 »

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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2014, 07:17:00 am »
Nice Tornado, how did you manage to get a loose ural sidecar?They are not easy to get hold of.Let us know how the se performs with this set up.Enjoy your ride.Just need to spray the cart ktm orange.
 

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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2014, 07:24:05 am »
Just to spite you dudes I'm going to fit a sidecar to the SE.....



... and then we will kidnap ThrottleJock and strap him in while you take him for a leaker bumpy ride through Baviaans  :imaposer: 
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2014, 07:44:57 am »
At last the true purpose of the KTM is revealed     :pot: :imaposer:
 

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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2014, 07:52:42 am »
At last the true purpose of the KTM is revealed     :pot: :imaposer:

Remember they started by making cooking pots  :pot:
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2014, 08:50:52 am »
Fuck the lot of you. Tornado I take it back you dont deserve a SE. I have a friendly greyhound that would love to have a SE and use it for its intended purpose. Will PM you his details. A SE is not a fucking taxi. I know everyone wants to ride one but this is redonkeylous.  :patch:
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2014, 08:54:51 am »
[quote author

 A SE is not a fucking taxi. I know everyone wants to ride one but this is redonkeylous.  :patch:

[/quote]

Clearly not as there seem to be a few who would rather ride 'side saddle'  :imaposer: 

PS Have you asked FC's opinion? May just find this appeals to her ... actually on second thoughts better not ask  >:D
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2014, 09:06:35 am »
[quote author

 A SE is not a fucking taxi. I know everyone wants to ride one but this is redonkeylous.  :patch:


Clearly not as there seem to be a few who would rather ride 'side saddle'  :imaposer: 

PS Have you asked FC's opinion? May just find this appeals to her ... actually on second thoughts better not ask  >:D
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FC is a purist and would never deface a beauty like that.

If someone had to bolt that shit to my bike it would peel it off like a used nappy out a Brakpan car window.  ;)

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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2014, 09:26:46 am »
Right, seeing as Dom brought me into this...  :P

Side cars do look really good... this one is no different (especially in all it's black and orange glory).  :peepwall:

BUT........ I don't think it has any valid reason to be on a DS bike. Surely it is meant for bikes that just do smooth, tarred, open road type of stuff? How secure are those things?

It doesn't appeal to me (in the sense of riding in one), as I personally don't find it very safe (for lack of a better word) and if that thing was ever bolted on to Throttle's SE I would be flying out of it at the first corner with his riding!  :biggrin:
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2014, 09:38:02 am »
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TJ I'd neva do that but I got the reaction I wanted

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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2014, 09:50:47 am »
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TJ I'd neva do that but I got the reaction I wanted

Good. Now fuck off and do some constructive farkling so we can go ride sometime and put some scratches on that showroom show piece.  >:D
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2014, 09:59:21 am »
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TJ I'd neva do that but I got the reaction I wanted

Good. Now fuck off and do some constructive farkling so we can go ride sometime and put some scratches on that showroom show piece.  >:D
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2014, 10:02:33 am »
:imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

TJ I'd neva do that but I got the reaction I wanted

Good. Now fuck off and do some constructive farkling so we can go ride sometime and put some scratches on that showroom show piece.  >:D
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That is the only thing I still want on my bike. Not for the extra HP (what I have got will still hurt me one day). But for the ease of access and service. I LIKE!!!

Unlike that stupid piece of tin on the picture above  :patch:
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Re: KTM 950 SE sidecar
« Reply #39 on: June 10, 2014, 12:00:03 pm »
Right, seeing as Dom brought me into this...  :P

Side cars do look really good... this one is no different (especially in all it's black and orange glory).  :peepwall:

BUT........ I don't think it has any valid reason to be on a DS bike. Surely it is meant for bikes that just do smooth, tarred, open road type of stuff? How secure are those things?


To the contrary = Google Offroad sidecars and look at the pictures etc. While not my cup of tea (or tequila) there is a long history of off road and DS motorcycle sidecars, epic adventures etc. There are also a number of sidecar offraod competition classes (we are just ignorant here) -   that are really gnarly  :3some: 



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