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Offline Geel Hond

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Why some men ride scooters
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:56:54 pm »
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2014, 02:54:59 pm »
Riding a scooter is like screwing the maid........ very enjoyable buttttt soooooo embarassing when you are seen!!!!!
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2014, 03:25:11 pm »
Quote from: ETS on March 03, 2014, 02:54:59 pm
Riding a scooter is like screwing the maid........ very enjoyable buttttt soooooo embaressing when you are seen!!!!!

Hey ETS you meant to keep these embarrasing things to yourself  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Hope you leant your lesson and stopped now  :peepwall:
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2014, 03:49:18 pm »
Quote from: Maddoglips on March 03, 2014, 03:25:11 pm
Quote from: ETS on March 03, 2014, 02:54:59 pm
Riding a scooter is like screwing the maid........ very enjoyable buttttt soooooo embaressing when you are seen!!!!!

Hey ETS you meant to keep these embarrasing things to yourself  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Hope you leant your lesson and stopped now  :peepwall:

What!!!! Me ride a SCOOTER????? Never!!!!!!
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2014, 03:51:04 pm »
Quote from: ETS on March 03, 2014, 02:54:59 pm
Riding a scooter is like screwing the maid........ very enjoyable buttttt soooooo embarassing when you are seen!!!!!



Now it all makes sense.....







Thats why you are always in Lesotho  O0
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2014, 04:16:04 pm »
Quote from: THROTTLE JOCKEY on March 03, 2014, 03:51:04 pm
Quote from: ETS on March 03, 2014, 02:54:59 pm
Riding a scooter is like screwing the maid........ very enjoyable buttttt soooooo embarassing when you are seen!!!!!



Now it all makes sense.....







Thats why you are always in Lesotho  O0

Have'nt been caught yet....................... :3some:
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2014, 04:33:46 pm »
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2014, 08:55:00 pm »
Windverwaaide vagina of te not; daar is maar GEEN vorm van gemotoriseerde vervoer wat meer prakties en funksioneel in swaar stadsverkeer is as 'n skoeter nie. Vra my maar ;D Spoed, versnelling en "af-show" mag dalk jou ego streel, maar dit sit nie vir my punte op die bord nie. Ek kom waar ek wil wees binne 'n tyd wat met geen ander tipe voertuig se tyd vergelykbaar is nie EN ek het gratis op-die-perseel parkering by die werk - iets waaroor meeste sterflinge net kan droom in Tshwane Township middestad. Nee wat, skoeter-ry kan vir my maar enige Freudiaanse konnotasie hê wat ookal mag bestaan; ek voel 'n veer O0
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2014, 09:45:09 pm »
Doringboom,  moet met jou saamstem. Het 'n 400 Burgman en kan my nou rerig nie steur aan wat ander van my dink nie. 10kg hondekos en nog 2sakke kruideniersware onder die sitplek.
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2014, 09:58:24 pm »
Maak nie saak wat jy ry! As jy die ruik kan kry in jou neusgate is alles reg :peepwall:
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2014, 04:49:10 am »
Quote from: Doringboom on March 03, 2014, 08:55:00 pm
Windverwaaide vagina of te not; daar is maar GEEN vorm van gemotoriseerde vervoer wat meer prakties en funksioneel in swaar stadsverkeer is as 'n skoeter nie. Vra my maar ;D Spoed, versnelling en "af-show" mag dalk jou ego streel, maar dit sit nie vir my punte op die bord nie. Ek kom waar ek wil wees binne 'n tyd wat met geen ander tipe voertuig se tyd vergelykbaar is nie EN ek het gratis op-die-perseel parkering by die werk - iets waaroor meeste sterflinge net kan droom in Tshwane Township middestad. Nee wat, skoeter-ry kan vir my maar enige Freudiaanse konnotasie hê wat ookal mag bestaan; ek voel 'n veer O0

Netso  :thumleft:
Vir die "heavy dudes" wat dink net "pissies" ry n scooter, jy is dalk in vir n surprise eendag.
Scooter ouens is my biking buddies  :ricky:
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2014, 06:12:22 am »
Chill maats, ons maak net grappies - en ek het al 160km/h op 'n Kymco Xcite getrek.
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2014, 06:12:47 am »
Of kry vir jou ' n Honda skoeter :imaposer:
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2014, 08:11:55 am »
My name is Zonkelnut and I like scooters! Especially the Vespa type  :biggrin:
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2014, 08:33:49 am »
Also like a little scoot. Fun little toys.
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2014, 08:51:57 am »
Also ride a scooter

They are fun and practical

You cant go to the shops with a big bike
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2014, 09:00:33 am »
Quote from: DirtRebell on March 04, 2014, 06:12:47 am
Of kry vir jou ' n Honda skoeter :imaposer:

Eish, I've got a honda and a scooter.  Things aren't looking good for me.
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2014, 09:21:23 am »

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Quote from: DirtRebell on Today at 06:12:47 am
Of kry vir jou ' n Honda skoeter ImaPoser

Eish, I've got a honda and a scooter.  Things aren't looking good for me.

 :3some: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2014, 09:35:13 am »








and for the GS riders.

we now have crash bars


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Re: Why some men ride scooters
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2014, 09:37:21 am »
Agree and amplify........

Only sissy's ride scooters......so my Fagster is fluorescent pink......

I look forward to meeting you at the next robot - to - robot. Nothing for the ego like being dropped by a pink scooter....

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