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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2014, 10:11:43 am »
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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2014, 11:48:52 am »
Seker 'n kragvarkie op steroids.

Hy sal homself binnekort uitvang en die verkeerde persoon skel, dan ky hy pakslae  :thumleft:
It is inevitable. :thumleft:

If it did not happen in the past five years, it's not going to happen in the next five.
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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2014, 11:58:43 am »
Seker 'n kragvarkie op steroids.

Hy sal homself binnekort uitvang en die verkeerde persoon skel, dan ky hy pakslae  :thumleft:
It is inevitable. :thumleft:

If it did not happen in the past five years, it's not going to happen in the next five.


This is first time it has been brought to the forum, power to social media and pissed off bikers! I have not seen this dude the whole week. Very disappointed.
 

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #63 on: September 15, 2014, 08:27:03 am »
Me thinks his pappie lives in Melkbosstrand and drives a bigfoot navara called Baas.  ::)

This chop lives 2 houses from me...  :dousing:

Seeing that you ride bike yourself and stay so close to him, he might also know where you live. So just be careful.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2014, 09:00:23 am by macjohnw »
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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #64 on: September 15, 2014, 08:50:31 am »
I have heard that this poohs lives in Uitzicht.

He also likes to bully females in the traffic.

Likes to overtake on solid lines with oncoming traffic etc.

And if you object,his standard retort always includes f-bombs and p-bombs, even at females.

Some ladies in our neighbourhood watch have also complained about him.

Bomber, am I on the right track here?
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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #65 on: September 15, 2014, 09:08:22 am »
I have heard that this poohs lives in Uitzicht.

He also likes to bully females in the traffic.

Likes to overtake on solid lines with oncoming traffic etc.

And if you object,his standard retort always includes f-bombs and p-bombs, even at females.

Some ladies in our neighbourhood watch have also complained about him.

Bomber, am I on the right track here?

Ek dink hier word van twee verskillende d00ste gepraat, een in Melkbos en een in die noordelike dele...
 

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #66 on: September 15, 2014, 09:28:22 am »
I have heard that this poohs lives in Uitzicht.

He also likes to bully females in the traffic.

Likes to overtake on solid lines with oncoming traffic etc.

And if you object,his standard retort always includes f-bombs and p-bombs, even at females.

Some ladies in our neighbourhood watch have also complained about him.

Bomber, am I on the right track here?

Ek dink hier word van twee verskillende d00ste gepraat, een in Melkbos en een in die noordelike dele...


Agreed two different people. That dude drive a white Nissan bakkie. Does anyone know what happened to his court case a while ago? There was a witch hunt for the guy and then he handed himself over to the police. Never heard the final outcome of this.
The other dude is Schummi WP in a white Ford Focus. Maybe they are brothers!
 

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #67 on: September 15, 2014, 09:30:50 am »
Ek praat nie van die Navara nie.

Het mis verstaan.

Ek praat van die Schummi Ford Focus ST

Die mense in Durbanville soek sy bloed.
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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #68 on: September 15, 2014, 09:40:48 am »
Ja die Focus en die Navara is twee verkillende dOOste, maar dit lyk of Shummi binnekort op sy moer gaan kry  :thumleft:
 

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #69 on: September 15, 2014, 09:42:49 am »
Ek praat nie van die Navara nie.

Het mis verstaan.

Ek praat van die Schummi Ford Focus ST

Die mense in Durbanville soek sy bloed.


Sorry Garfiled,  there was another dude like this in Tableview doing the same thing. So you saying this Shummi guy is causing kak with woman and anyone else wherever he goes? There is one thing I do not tolerate and that is a man bullying a woman. If I see this I will step in and take him on. There was a simular guy targeting woman and Kenridge school and my wife took him on one day and told him his fortune. I also got my chance at a parent/teachers meeting and warned him that should he ever try that stunt with my wife again, we will bump heads. Never heard from him again! I do not advocate violence but sometimes one has to in person inform them nicely to behave otherwise they will suffer the consequences.

Sorry Guys, it was Bus and not Garfield I am replying to. Saw that now!
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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #70 on: September 15, 2014, 09:45:44 am »
Mens moet nooit jou d00ste verwar nie, LOL!!!

Ja, the Focus ST Schummi guy is well known for being a pig on the road.

I had a street name in Uitzicht for him, just looking for it now.

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #71 on: September 15, 2014, 09:56:19 am »
Many years ago, in Pretoria, a colleagues wife was pushed off the road by someone like this, she apparently cut him off (which was likely since she was a bit dof in traffic  :biggrin: ).

Anyway, he pushed her off the road, pulled her out of the car and slapped her, then left the scene.

Fortunately her mother was also in the car and took his registration number, which I had traced.

The colleague was livid, but also the type of person who could not hurt a fly.

I devised a plan (no violence involved), and am quite sure he is a very courteous driver after the plan was executed  :lamer:

Shummi sal binnekort die verkeerde ou vloek, dan gaan hy sy gat sien, dit is net 'n kwessie van tyd.
 

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #72 on: September 15, 2014, 10:01:25 am »
Many years ago, in Pretoria, a colleagues wife was pushed off the road by someone like this, she apparently cut him off (which was likely since she was a bit dof in traffic  :biggrin: ).

Anyway, he pushed her off the road, pulled her out of the car and slapped her, then left the scene.

Fortunately her mother was also in the car and took his registration number, which I had traced.

The colleague was livid, but also the type of person who could not hurt a fly.

I devised a plan (no violence involved), and am quite sure he is a very courteous driver after the plan was executed  :lamer:

Shummi sal binnekort die verkeerde ou vloek, dan gaan hy sy gat sien, dit is net 'n kwessie van tyd.

Please share the plan
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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #73 on: September 15, 2014, 10:09:54 am »
Many years ago, in Pretoria, a colleagues wife was pushed off the road by someone like this, she apparently cut him off (which was likely since she was a bit dof in traffic  :biggrin: ).

Anyway, he pushed her off the road, pulled her out of the car and slapped her, then left the scene.

Fortunately her mother was also in the car and took his registration number, which I had traced.

The colleague was livid, but also the type of person who could not hurt a fly.

I devised a plan (no violence involved), and am quite sure he is a very courteous driver after the plan was executed  :lamer:

Shummi sal binnekort die verkeerde ou vloek, dan gaan hy sy gat sien, dit is net 'n kwessie van tyd.

Please share the plan

He probably wrote a strongly worded letter which he lit on fire and dropped in the offenders gas tank :imaposer:

I'm also now curious about "The Plan"
 

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #74 on: September 15, 2014, 10:12:15 am »
Many years ago, in Pretoria, a colleagues wife was pushed off the road by someone like this, she apparently cut him off (which was likely since she was a bit dof in traffic  :biggrin: ).

Anyway, he pushed her off the road, pulled her out of the car and slapped her, then left the scene.

Fortunately her mother was also in the car and took his registration number, which I had traced.

The colleague was livid, but also the type of person who could not hurt a fly.

I devised a plan (no violence involved), and am quite sure he is a very courteous driver after the plan was executed  :lamer:

Shummi sal binnekort die verkeerde ou vloek, dan gaan hy sy gat sien, dit is net 'n kwessie van tyd.

Please share the plan

He probably wrote a strongly worded letter which he lit on fire and dropped in the offenders gas tank :imaposer:

I'm also now curious about "The Plan"

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #75 on: September 15, 2014, 10:14:23 am »
Yes please, sounds like a lekke story :biggrin:
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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #76 on: September 15, 2014, 11:32:47 am »
Sorry, meetings  ::)

It went like this...

It involved the following:

- ex-wife who worked for the licensing department and could trace registration and provide address, phone number etc.
- 2 x Zimbo illegal immigrants
- Hilux bakkie with numberplates and license disk removed
- 2 x pick-axes bought from hardware store

The plan:

- Obtain address and contact detail, call and under the guise of insurance salesman confirm it is the correct d00s
- Remove number plates and identifying detail from white Hilux
- Buy 2 x pick-axes from hardware store
- Pick up 2 x illegal immigrants from the nearest street corner where they are looking for work, and "employ" them
- Drive to d00s' house, drop off workers and instruct them to remove driveway paving since the new paving will be "done the following day, so julle moet wikkel"
- Leave and go to work for the day
- Drive by later the afternoon to observe 2 x illegal immigrants standing next to a pile of paving bricks arguing with d00s since they want to be paid for a job well done "hulle het ge-wikkel"
- After 2 x illegal immigrants eventually leave, each with a pick-ax follow them a few blocks, then pay each of them R100 for their hard work
- Go home and while having beers phone said d00s, informing him that this was a lesson about not hitting women, listen to him shout and scream over phone, laugh lots and have more beers

This was of course in the days before Calling-Line-Identifier and mobile phone cameras, not too sure I will try it again these days.

Cost: approximately R400.00
Satisfaction: Priceless

 
 

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #77 on: September 15, 2014, 11:45:57 am »
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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #78 on: September 15, 2014, 11:51:16 am »
Wahahahahaha  :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:

Brilliant Garfield!
 

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Re: Agressive cage drivers - Update!!!!
« Reply #79 on: September 15, 2014, 11:52:38 am »
Wahahahahaha  :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:

Brilliant Garfield!
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