Sorry, meetings

It went like this...
It involved the following:
- ex-wife who worked for the licensing department and could trace registration and provide address, phone number etc.
- 2 x Zimbo illegal immigrants
- Hilux bakkie with numberplates and license disk removed
- 2 x pick-axes bought from hardware store
The plan:
- Obtain address and contact detail, call and under the guise of insurance salesman confirm it is the correct d00s
- Remove number plates and identifying detail from white Hilux
- Buy 2 x pick-axes from hardware store
- Pick up 2 x illegal immigrants from the nearest street corner where they are looking for work, and "employ" them
- Drive to d00s' house, drop off workers and instruct them to remove driveway paving since the new paving will be "done the following day, so julle moet wikkel"
- Leave and go to work for the day
- Drive by later the afternoon to observe 2 x illegal immigrants standing next to a pile of paving bricks arguing with d00s since they want to be paid for a job well done "hulle het ge-wikkel"
- After 2 x illegal immigrants eventually leave, each with a pick-ax follow them a few blocks, then pay each of them R100 for their hard work
- Go home and while having beers phone said d00s, informing him that this was a lesson about not hitting women, listen to him shout and scream over phone, laugh lots and have more beers
This was of course in the days before Calling-Line-Identifier and mobile phone cameras, not too sure I will try it again these days.
Cost: approximately R400.00
Satisfaction: Priceless