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Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:46:15 pm »
http://www.triumphmotorcycles.co.za/newtiger800


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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 05:58:09 pm »
Because that wanker need a powerfull bike to get him out of the shit he normally gets himself into... :imaposer:
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 06:01:38 pm »
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2014, 06:02:31 pm »
The only bigger wanker I can think for them to have used would have been....

David Beckham...Oh wait, they are using him, just for their other bikes  :imaposer:



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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2014, 06:08:59 pm »
He is a toolbox....

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/_RtZiFV91-w" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/_RtZiFV91-w</a>

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2014, 06:11:40 pm »
Why use a wanker? Because that principle worked wonders for BMW  :thumleft:
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2014, 06:13:33 pm »
He is hard man. Thats why.

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2014, 06:16:55 pm »
The only bigger wanker I can think for them to have used would have been....

David Beckham...Oh wait, they are using him, just for their other bikes  :imaposer:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0xjCnYNhW8


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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2014, 06:24:30 pm »
Ha ha!
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2014, 07:22:40 pm »
http://www.triumphmotorcycles.co.za/newtiger800


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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2014, 08:57:57 pm »
http://www.triumphmotorcycles.co.za/newtiger800


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Because you'll need his survival skills if you ever REALLY take that bike off road?

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Onthou ook, dit is 'n engelse bike en "Sir"  Skola op die forum ry ook 'n engelse kat,  :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2014, 06:21:11 am »
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2014, 06:48:21 am »
http://www.triumphmotorcycles.co.za/newtiger800


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Oh wow. PHEW!

I nearly thought Truimph alowed you to be their brand ambassador.

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2014, 08:09:59 am »
Ex-SAS member. Worldwide head of the Boy Scouts, the only group dedicated to getting Pommie kids off of their asses. Broke his back in a parachute accident, was told he'd never walk again: two years later climbed Everest. Has silly names for his kid, no doubt in the Jonny Cash tradition so that they learn to fight.
Yes, the shows are staged. That might not even be real piss. But he's a damn sight cooler than a footballer whose voice never broke.
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2014, 08:10:59 am »
I might have a small penis but as the old Afrikaans folk say " Hy naai vir my te lekker"


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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2014, 08:12:28 am »
Ex-SAS member. Worldwide head of the Boy Scouts, the only group dedicated to getting Pommie kids off of their asses. Broke his back in a parachute accident, was told he'd never walk again: two years later climbed Everest. Has silly names for his kid, no doubt in the Jonny Cash tradition so that they learn to fight.
Yes, the shows are staged. That might not even be real piss. But he's a damn sight cooler than a footballer whose voice never broke.
PS: I still won't buy a Triumph.

That is also still to be proved apparently. There are SAS guys who say they never had him in the regiment.
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2014, 08:15:56 am »
I might have a small penis but as the old Afrikaans folk say " Hy naai vir my te lekker"


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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2014, 08:16:20 am »
Ex-SAS member. Worldwide head of the Boy Scouts, the only group dedicated to getting Pommie kids off of their asses. Broke his back in a parachute accident, was told he'd never walk again: two years later climbed Everest. Has silly names for his kid, no doubt in the Jonny Cash tradition so that they learn to fight.
Yes, the shows are staged. That might not even be real piss. But he's a damn sight cooler than a footballer whose voice never broke.
PS: I still won't buy a Triumph.

That is also still to be proved apparently. There are SAS guys who say they never had him in the regiment.


or until he sees a Snake
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