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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #40 on: November 21, 2014, 08:47:36 am »
So what triumph is saying is buy our bike cause we just as fake as mr. Grylls  ???  :imaposer: :imaposer:
 

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #41 on: November 21, 2014, 09:10:59 am »
Honda, Zook, Kawa, Yamaha and KTM advertise their bikes with a klomp kaalgat chicks.

Triumph and BMW use men.

Says a lot about the market they are aiming for.
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #42 on: November 21, 2014, 09:13:38 am »
Ex-SAS member. Worldwide head of the Boy Scouts, the only group dedicated to getting Pommie kids off of their asses. Broke his back in a parachute accident, was told he'd never walk again: two years later climbed Everest. Has silly names for his kid, no doubt in the Jonny Cash tradition so that they learn to fight.
Yes, the shows are staged. That might not even be real piss. But he's a damn sight cooler than a footballer whose voice never broke.
PS: I still won't buy a Triumph.

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Funny to see the real hardmen making the comments here. :snorting:


So just because we don't like his "reality" TV show we are not hard enough.... Erm, OK....  ::)

If he is so "hard" then why doesn't he strap on a GoPro and really go do it, without the help of his entourage.

But my biggest problem with his "Survival show" is his absolute retarded advise. If you really found yourself in a spot of bother and you decided to listen to that twats advise chances are you are going to die a slow and agonising death...

He always chooses the most dangerous route, you know... for the "show". If you jumped off everything he did or make makeshift ropes from leaves you will surely fall, break something and die. And don't get me started on his love for going down abandoned mineshaft and caves.... Why the @#$% would you think that is the best way to survive, "Oh look, a mine shaft! Surely the best way to find civilisation is down there!".

He is a entertainer, he does all his "stunts" for the camera.

Now Les Stroud is much "harder" than Grylls. He actually does seem to survive for a few days alone. It is still a show at the end of the day and I will never believe any of these hosts will ever be in real danger but Les shows how to conserve energy while trying to get food and shelter. Jumping off rocks won't get you saved.... It will get you killed.







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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #43 on: November 21, 2014, 09:17:08 am »
Oh, and I really don't care who Triumph uses as their mascot.

I love their bikes and hope to someday own one. Will just have to learn not to gag on my own piss....  :lol8:


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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #44 on: November 21, 2014, 09:18:23 am »
Bear Grylls is n moffie. Hy oorleef 3 dae in die bos. Assefokkenblief.

Ek het 3 jaar in Parow oorleef.

Taaier as dit kry jy nie.

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2014, 09:20:00 am »
"Ran out of fuel on the R27, right in front of the KTMCPT and the Yamaha dealership on my morning commute to the V&A Waterfront.... better drink my own piss"

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2014, 09:21:22 am »
Bear Grylls is n moffie. Hy oorleef 3 dae in die bos. Assefokkenblief.

Ek het 3 jaar in Parow oorleef.

Taaier as dit kry jy nie.



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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2014, 09:23:03 am »
"Ran out of fuel on the R27, right in front of the KTMCPT and the Yamaha dealership on my morning commute to the V&A Waterfront.... better drink my own piss"

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Eish, dis die blinde sambok daai... :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2014, 09:25:03 am »
Bear Grylls is n moffie. Hy oorleef 3 dae in die bos. Assefokkenblief.

Ek het 3 jaar in Parow oorleef.

Taaier as dit kry jy nie.

Aw diddums.... 21 jaar in Kempton Park. Ons eet Parow Tappets vir brekfist.

Maar kyk, daar is 'n klomp taaier as 'n East Rand en Parow tappit. 'n Fokken mens wat Bear Grylls en selfs 'n recce in sy broek sal laat pis.... maak nie saak of dit 'n man of vrou is nie. As jy in Brakpan gebore was is jy so taai soos 'n fooken ratel!

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2014, 09:28:26 am »
Of is dit so taai soos 'n Honey Badger....?

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #50 on: November 21, 2014, 09:34:30 am »
Bear Grylls is n moffie. Hy oorleef 3 dae in die bos. Assefokkenblief.

Ek het 3 jaar in Parow oorleef.

Taaier as dit kry jy nie.

Aw diddums.... 21 jaar in Kempton Park. Ons eet Parow Tappets vir brekfist.

Maar kyk, daar is 'n klomp taaier as 'n East Rand en Parow tappit. 'n Fokken mens wat Bear Grylls en selfs 'n recce in sy broek sal laat pis.... maak nie saak of dit 'n man of vrou is nie. As jy in Brakpan gebore was is jy so taai soos 'n fooken ratel!

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2014, 09:57:07 am »
Bear Grylls is n moffie. Hy oorleef 3 dae in die bos. Assefokkenblief.

Ek het 3 jaar in Parow oorleef.

Taaier as dit kry jy nie.

Aw diddums.... 21 jaar in Kempton Park. Ons eet Parow Tappets vir brekfist.

Maar kyk, daar is 'n klomp taaier as 'n East Rand en Parow tappit. 'n Fokken mens wat Bear Grylls en selfs 'n recce in sy broek sal laat pis.... maak nie saak of dit 'n man of vrou is nie. As jy in Brakpan gebore was is jy so taai soos 'n fooken ratel!

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #52 on: November 21, 2014, 10:03:13 am »
Jy gebruik die woord "grootgeword" relatief los.....................
 

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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #53 on: November 21, 2014, 10:11:48 am »
Jy gebruik die woord "grootgeword" relatief los.....................

OK, Danie Gerber en Pote Human het my groot gemoer  :imaposer:
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #54 on: November 21, 2014, 10:15:36 am »
Of is dit so taai soos 'n Honey Badger....?

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/4r7wHMg5Yjg" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/4r7wHMg5Yjg</a>

Nice vid, sit net assefokkenblief die klank af!
 

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« Reply #55 on: November 21, 2014, 10:16:01 am »
Bear Grylls is n moffie. Hy oorleef 3 dae in die bos. Assefokkenblief.

Ek het 3 jaar in Parow oorleef.

Taaier as dit kry jy nie.



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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #56 on: November 21, 2014, 11:44:44 am »
Wat ek bly is oor is dat Triumph die fight na BMW toe bring.
Daai 2015 bikes het baie extra stuff in.  

Hulle lyk my volg BMW se marketing en model strategie.

BMW G650GS Sertao  =  
BMW F700GS =  Triumph Tiger 800 roadie
BMW F800GS = Triumph Tiger 800 XC
BMW F800GSA  = Triumph Tiger 800 XCX
BMW 1200GS  =  Triumph Tiger 1200 Explorer
BMW 1200GS LC =  

Wonder wat die prys gaan wees op hulle.


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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #57 on: November 21, 2014, 01:38:33 pm »
Bear Grylls is n moffie. Hy oorleef 3 dae in die bos. Assefokkenblief.

Ek het 3 jaar in Parow oorleef.

Taaier as dit kry jy nie.



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Ek wetie jong...Parow is erg!!  :deal:
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Re: Why would Triumph get a wanker to advertise their bikes
« Reply #58 on: November 21, 2014, 01:43:48 pm »
Bear Grylls is n moffie. Hy oorleef 3 dae in die bos. Assefokkenblief.

Ek het 3 jaar in Parow oorleef.

Taaier as dit kry jy nie.



Of dalk Boksburg. Vir daai ouens het ek respek :thumleft: BBB, Benoni, Boksburg en Brakpan.

Ek wetie jong...Parow is erg!!  :deal:

Ek het vir 6 maande in Parrow gebly. Eks OK vandag, maar dit het baie terapie gevat  :lol8:
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« Reply #59 on: November 21, 2014, 02:04:36 pm »


Of dalk Boksburg. Vir daai ouens het ek respek :thumleft: BBB, Benoni, Boksburg en Brakpan.

They are combining the Boksburg, Nigel, and Brakpan municipalities...



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