Day 2 – Saturday, 21st February 2015Vioolsdrift to Windhoek, 805kmI tried my best to pack up my camp as quietly as possible, so as not to wait Dodgygloss who was snoring away nearby. As Murphy would have it, the wind died down completely shortly after I started packing up. I got some water on the boil for coffee (than goodness Dodgygloss had packed a little gas burner!) and set about getting ready.

I had had a brilliant idea for my fuel containers either the night before, or sometime early that morning while tying my tent down for the umpteenth time. Instead of securing them so they ran parallel to the bike, I would turn them 90 degrees. That way there would be a lot of space for my boots. Genius!
I was ready to go at about 05:50, but it was still dark, so I waited a while. Dodgygloss woke up and wished me well, we had a last photo, and I was off by 06:15.
The ride was off to a good start; I was now comfortable and settled in within the first few k’s. And I was treated to an amazing sunrise.



I had to get used to not having someone riding just behind me, and I was hit with the realisation of how big the world is. Here I was, on a motorbike, alone, on a beautifully open road, in Namibia. How cool is that?!?!



I passed some cyclists within the first hour or so, I passed a few cyclists. Respect to those people! I don’t know where you were coming from, or where you were going, but you didn’t have much on you!
I was also found cursing my summer gear once again, as the temperature dropped. But I kept telling myself to enjoy the cold, as I would be sweating and wishing for a cool breeze in a few hours’ time.

^Aaaaallll alone...


After about my second quick stop, I found my concentration slipping. Which is scary when driving a car, and completely freaked me out on the bike. But Keetmanshoop wasn’t too far away, and I managed to keep myself focused long enough to pull into the Wimpy there at about 10:00.
I had a huge cup of coffee, and lekker brekkie, and then just sat and relaxed for about 15 minutes. It’s amazing how you can recharge like that!
And then it was back on the bike, next stop, Tses!

^Excuse the nasty earplugs. But look, 50 000km old!!!

^Mirage in the distance

^VERY hot out there. Stopping for some Powerade

^Nothing-ness
About 80km away, I entertained myself by singing. Unfortunately I only know all the lyrics to about 5 songs, so it was a bit like a CD stuck on repeat. But it kept me busy. So much so that, you guessed it, I missed the turn-off for Tses. Well, it was a combination of my singing, and me thinking ‘Surely that dirt road isn’t the turn off...’.
But I turned back, and the road seemed to lead towards the buildings, so I took it. I really got into it and was just thinking that I should switch the GoPro on. Well, I went to Tses in search of fuel, and found sand instead. Thick sand. In a tight turn. While I was travelling at a reasonable speed. I had never really ridden sand before. And before I knew it, the bike was all over the show. I managed to keep it upright initially, but then the sand won, and I was flung off.
Great. This is the very thing I was worried about! I got up and hit the kill switch, and turned the ignition and spot-lights off; the last thing I needed on top of this was a dead battery. I took off my helmet and gloves in an attempt to stay cool.
And I tried to pick up the bike. The last time I dropped a bike while alone, I cracked a rib and also faceplanted while trying to pick it up. I didn’t want a repeat of that. While figuring out the best way to lift it, I saw two kids walking nearby, a girl and boy, probably about 7 years old.
I shouted for them to come over. “Hey guys, how are you doing? I need some help please! Are you feeling strong? Ok, I need you to push over there,” I indicated near the topbox. They grabbed onto whatever they could find, and I grabbed onto the handlebars. “Okay, one-two-three-PUSH!”. We lifted it up enough for me to able to get my right hip under the seat and use most of my body weight to get the bike upright. But I swear, these kids did most of the work.
I was so grateful, and I kept thanking them. They were really cool about it. I walked the bike to firmer ground, almost dropping it a few times in the process. The kids were babbling away, and flanked me, ready to help catch the bike. They were probably saying “Look at this idiot; can’t even push a motorbike!”
I was knackered. They gave me directions to the petrol station, and I cautiously set off. Only to find a perfectly good tar road. I hadn’t missed the turn-off for Tses! If I had carried on another 200m, I would have found the tar road. Idiot!
I filled the bike with fuel, and took the time in the shade to rehydrate. A local pulled in and we got chatting. He was impressed by the bike, and insisted on helping me tape up a spotlight which was starting to rattle loose. Turns out he was from Oranjemund, but had moved to Tses to retire and farm livestock. Cool oke.
Once I had suited up, he asked me to rev the bike, which I duly did. I tried to look cool, revving it like crazy, only to almost stall and fall over as I pulled out of the petrol station (it was on gravel, okay...).
The scenery continued to impress, and the temperature continued to soar. I crossed the Tropic of Capricorn just before 16:00, and stopped for selfie.

^Here you can see the fuel container clearly

I reached Windhoek around 17:00 and was blown away (no really, there was rain and the wind was blowing).
But...
There were mountains. And twisties. And a proper town lay before me. I was expecting something a lot more like Maun. This was awesome! Why didn’t I move here?! They even have go-karting and laser-tag!

^Seeing Windhoek for the first time
I eventually found my accommodation (I told you I’m directionally-challenged!); the Arrbusch Travel Lodge, recommended by Yami Super 10.

I got to my room, chained my bike to a pole, took the valuable stuff off, fought with the lock on the door, dumped everything in the room, and took a shower for the first time since Thursday morning. Just what my aching body needed after 800km’s on the road!
I watched TV, and then headed to the restaurant. I ordered some ribs (really good ribs), and a beer, just so that I could say I drank a Windhoek in Windhoek. I was hoping they would have some exotic Namibian beer, but alas, there was only Windhoek and Tafel.

I went to sleep early, and the last thing I remember was my head hitting the pillow.