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Offline Gérrard

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« on: May 13, 2015, 02:25:56 pm »
 :patch: We're so secret, no one hears or talks about us. How about, somewhere in the foreseeable future, I  arrange a get together for us.

Obviously it will be more for the oke's on the South side.

OK, OK, I just need another excuse to ride the Big Banger somewhere  :biggrin:
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Re: SSS
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2015, 02:29:46 pm »
I hope you realise what the entry requirements of the Secret Suzuki Society is?

Well, firstly you must ride a Suzuki DS bike.
Secondly you must have a small tottie.

Currently there are no members :biggrin:
 

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Re: SSS
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2015, 03:34:46 pm »
hahahaha

ek kwalifiseer!!!!!

eerste keer in my lewe wat ek kwalifiseer vir iets!!!!


I could agree with you! But then we both would be wrong.....

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Re: SSS
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2015, 03:37:43 pm »
hahahaha

ek kwalifiseer!!!!!

eerste keer in my lewe wat ek kwalifiseer vir iets!!!!




 :laughing4: Bly om te hoor.
 

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Re: SSS
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2015, 03:40:45 pm »
shit sorry oom , ek jou post verkeerd gelees ek dag jy se jyt n klein totie en dus hoekom jy nie kwalifiseer nie...

dammit dis nou n jammerte!

sorry eks uit!
I could agree with you! But then we both would be wrong.....

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Re: SSS
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2015, 04:13:37 pm »
Got a hotted up DR650 thats as fast as stink  :imaposer:

Raring to go   :ricky:
« Last Edit: May 13, 2015, 04:13:59 pm by THROTTLE JOCKEY »
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Re: SSS
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2015, 08:42:51 am »
Got a hotted up DR650 thats as fast as stink  :imaposer:

Raring to go   :ricky:

ooooo please do share what you did to hot it up to be as fast as stink pleaaaaaase!
I could agree with you! But then we both would be wrong.....

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Re: SSS
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2015, 09:08:23 am »
Ek's so secret ek teken my naam met n' uitveer.. :patch: :lol8:
Nee wat vlekkelose ek kuier op my lekkerste tussen die rokers,dronkgatte,vloekers,hoere en ander sondaars  :imaposer:
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Re: SSS
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2015, 09:20:24 am »
Got a hotted up DR650 thats as fast as stink  :imaposer:

Raring to go   :ricky:

ooooo please do share what you did to hot it up to be as fast as stink pleaaaaaase!

 :laughing4:

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Re: SSS
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2015, 09:36:10 am »
Ek het n DR maar wat die ander vereiste betref moet julle miskien n definisie van " klein " gee
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Re: SSS
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2015, 10:07:51 am »
:patch: We're so secret, no one hears or talks about us. How about, somewhere in the foreseeable future, I  arrange a get together for us.

Obviously it will be more for the oke's on the South side.

OK, OK, I just need another excuse to ride the Big Banger somewhere  :biggrin:

Information about SSS meetings and outrides must under no circumstances be disclosed publicly to prevent infiltration by agents of other brands.

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Re: SSS
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2015, 11:48:43 am »
Ek het n DR maar wat die ander vereiste betref moet julle miskien n definisie van " klein " gee

I'm not embaressed  :-\  So far looks like I'm the only one that qualifies  :imaposer:
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Re: SSS
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2015, 12:02:43 pm »
Ek het n DR maar wat die ander vereiste betref moet julle miskien n definisie van " klein " gee

I'm not embaressed  :-\  So far looks like I'm the only one that qualifies  :imaposer:


As a man that swings a tool (in the workshop) I know that sometimes the small tool is the only one that gets the job done.  :deal:
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Re: SSS
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2015, 12:09:20 pm »
Ek het n DR maar wat die ander vereiste betref moet julle miskien n definisie van " klein " gee

I'm not embaressed  :-\  So far looks like I'm the only one that qualifies  :imaposer:


As a man that swings a tool (in the workshop) I know that sometimes the small tool is the only one that gets the job done.  :deal:

The size of the tool is not what matters... it must fit right  :lol8:
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2015, 02:12:15 pm »
Ek het n DR maar wat die ander vereiste betref moet julle miskien n definisie van " klein " gee

I'm not embaressed  :-\  So far looks like I'm the only one that qualifies  :imaposer:


As a man that swings a tool (in the workshop) I know that sometimes the small tool is the only one that gets the job done.  :deal:

The size of the tool is not what matters... it must fit right  :lol8:

 :spitcoffee:

exactly
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Re: SSS
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2015, 03:32:55 pm »
Reminds me of the guy who pulls down his pants when visiting a prostitute . She looked at his erm ... and said " who do think you are going to please with that ?" Whereupon he replied " me "
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Re: SSS
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2015, 03:40:18 pm »
Reminds me of the guy who pulls down his pants when visiting a prostitute . She looked at his erm ... and said " who do think you are going to please with that ?" Whereupon he replied " me "

 :laughing4:

It seems to me us SSS members are a lekker bunch and should get together :thumleft:

 

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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2015, 05:50:58 pm »
hey, we would not ride Suzuki's if we did not have a sense of humour  :lol8:
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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2015, 07:04:45 pm »
hey, we would not ride Suzuki's if we did not have a sense of humour  :lol8:

 :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: SSS
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2015, 08:11:05 pm »
:patch: We're so secret, no one hears or talks about us. How about, somewhere in the foreseeable future, I  arrange a get together for us.

Obviously it will be more for the oke's on the South side.

OK, OK, I just need another excuse to ride the Big Banger somewhere  :biggrin:

Information about SSS meetings and outrides must under no circumstances be disclosed publicly to prevent infiltration by agents of other brands.

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