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Offline ALLEN I

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The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« on: May 20, 2015, 03:36:23 pm »
                                    The Dinosaur and the “Spiet kop”
So here I was a few weekends ago schemming that I should go and visit the rug rats in Klerksdorp, so I tune Tappet and my Daughter that I will be going down on the Friday.

Kit all packed cold one down the throat to steady the nerves of riding on tar and off I go from Pretoria to Klerksdorp.

Now im like cruising all like “lekker” even though it’s on tar. Just out of Randburg, I scheme to myself, “nooit” man im gonna like ride next to the tar on the gravel as im a wee bit tired of the black stuff.

Now im cruising all like”lekker”  and the next thing I check this “Spiet Kop” jumps  up and he like “sommer” runs across the road and “goois” up his hand so that I must stop, which as you ous all know by now, im like a “Law” abiding citizen”, so I hit the brakes and come to a sliding stop.

He tunes me “Middag meneer” so I look around and check if I can spot a ou with a “das” on as those ous are normally called “meneere”, me the ous just like me so they call me on my name.

The “Spiet cop” checks me out and tunes me “wat kyk jy vir?”

So I tune him for the Larny ou that you calling a “Meneer”

So he tunes me “nee man ek praat met jou.

So I tune him hey boet if you talking to me you must talk in English as I don’t understand Afrikaans and you must like look in my eyes as my “Meneer” is down stairs.

“Stroos” Bob this ou looks down, so I tune him hey hey boet eye contact and by the way why did you stop me, you looking for a lift or something as im not sharing my cold ones with you.

He says. Huh!!, No you was speeding, you must come with me into the bushes and check out my camera thingy.

So now im scheming to myself that this ou is like one of those “Lekker Ekke ous” as he sommer wants me to go into the bushes with him to check out his equipment, so i scheme to myself “nooit” there’s no way even if his buddy is there.

So I tune him that im not like one of those “Lekker Ekke” ous and there’s no way im going into the bushes even if his car is like parked in between the two roads, and any way he can’t fine me and I was not speeding as I was mos not riding on the Tar was i?

You ous should of checked his face as I think all of those “gedaagtes” he had with me “sommer” went away. He just stood there with this stupid look on his face, I actually almost felt sorry for the poor ou.
Any way so I tune him he must have a nice day and to stop harassing us “Law abiding citizens which ride motor bikes” and go and catch some crooks.

Shame the last thing I saw in my mirrors was him standing in the dust as I spun away from there.
Stopped at Kraalkop Hotel for a cold one or two and to contemplate over this situation as it now seems to me that these ous “sommer” want to fine us for riding on gravel.
Now with all of my wisdom over the years and the cold ones to help me concentrate, I could still not come up with a solution. So I thinks to myself, Dam man these “Spiet Kop ous” are just not “Lekker” Ous, always like looking for “Kak” with us nice friendly biker ous.
Then it was on the road again to Klerksdorp without any further problems.

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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2015, 04:04:55 pm »
 :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Skande!!

PS: it's time you moved down to the South Cape boet.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2015, 04:05:56 pm by Ian in Great Brak River »
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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2015, 04:16:53 pm »
Allen...
Are you standard issue?
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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2015, 04:47:03 pm »
Allen...
Are you standard issue?
He hasn't been "standard issue" since birth.   :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
 

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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2015, 04:50:21 pm »
Allen...
Are you standard issue?
He hasn't been "standard issue" since birth.   :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Thanks cous. :imaposer: :biggrin:
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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2015, 04:59:47 pm »
:imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Skande!!

PS: it's time you moved down to the South Cape boet.

Ek stem, ons kort sulke ouens soos hy hier in die SC. :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2015, 07:00:53 pm »
:imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Skande!!

PS: it's time you moved down to the South Cape boet.

Ek stem, ons kort sulke ouens soos hy hier in die SC. :imaposer: :imaposer:

Hey some ous are just born to ride, i was born to ride and jag kak on , Mmmm tempting its on top of my bucket list almost. :biggrin: :ricky:
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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2015, 10:22:21 pm »
Thanks Allen ..... Lekker gelag  :imaposer: :imaposer:
 

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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2015, 06:31:46 am »
Jasaas Bra, Your kop raas n little inside there!! :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:
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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2015, 12:19:36 pm »
Jasaas Bra, Your kop raas n little fokken baie inside there!! :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

Correction CFT ;D
not even an intellectual like Dookie can figure this oke ..... :3some:


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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2015, 09:27:49 pm »
Jasaas Bra, Your kop raas n little fokken baie inside there!! :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

Correction CFT ;D
not even an intellectual like Dookie can figure this oke ..... :3some:





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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2015, 06:03:10 pm »
Jasaas Bra, Your kop raas n little fokken baie inside there!! :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

Correction CFT ;D
not even an intellectual like Dookie can figure this oke ..... :3some:





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I can honestly say if there were more guys like Allen I in this world, it would certainly be a better place. There would also be more good humour, lekker stories, braai's ... and empty beer cans too of course.

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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2015, 07:51:40 am »
Ian – I know you and Allen are best friends from on the tit, but we Moot guys must deal with him weekly till the wee hours when he speaks in tongues….. :3some:
En het al gesê – jy het geen idee hoe jammer ek sy kinders kry nie...... :peepwall:
Otherwise, a real standup chap… :pot:


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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2015, 10:53:43 am »
Yislaaik you ous is "sommer" nice ous  :biggrin: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2015, 12:04:21 pm »
Yislaaik you ous is "sommer" nice ous  :biggrin: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Wag tot jy SC toe trek, hier is 'n lekker spul.  :lol8:
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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2015, 12:38:58 pm »
Ian – I know you and Allen are best friends from on the tit, but we Moot guys must deal with him weekly till the wee hours when he speaks in tongues….. :3some:
En het al gesê – jy het geen idee hoe jammer ek sy kinders kry nie...... :peepwall:
Otherwise, a real standup chap… :pot:




I can confirm this testimonial

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« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2015, 03:59:58 pm »
Charlie Cooper?   Huh!   :lol8:
 

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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2015, 12:18:42 am »
Ian – I know you and Allen are best friends from on the tit, but we Moot guys must deal with him weekly till the wee hours when he speaks in tongues….. :3some:
En het al gesê – jy het geen idee hoe jammer ek sy kinders kry nie...... :peepwall:
Otherwise, a real standup chap… :pot:




Ja, I know what you mean, after about 10 days on a trip I automatically slip into the 3 x Yes and 1 x No replies thrown in ... :thumleft:
1978. It's 6am, mid winter...two up on a XL 185S ... off to my first casino ever with all of R40 and we've got a full tank of fuel, so enough to get there we reckon.... that's determination...

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Re: The Dinosaur and the not so "Lekker Ekke" "Spiet Kop"
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2015, 06:26:22 am »
You can be glad it was a dof white laaitie spietkop, the other nation will have you for throwing rocks when you spin pêl. Least you left this one scheeming
 

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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2015, 06:14:08 pm »
Ian – I know you and Allen are best friends from on the tit, but we Moot guys must deal with him weekly till the wee hours when he speaks in tongues….. :3some:
En het al gesê – jy het geen idee hoe jammer ek sy kinders kry nie...... :peepwall:
Otherwise, a real standup chap… :pot:




Ja, I know what you mean, after about 10 days on a trip I automatically slip into the 3 x Yes and 1 x No replies thrown in ... :thumleft:

You ous no how glad i am to have buddies like you ous.  :biggrin: :3some: :biggrin:. You ous is just jelous that im such a nice ou and that theirs no "pille" that can help me  :biggrin: Thanks Turd. My "kop" never "Raasis n biekie", it "raases" a lot.  :biggrin:
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