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Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« on: December 06, 2015, 12:10:38 pm »

Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…

That morning, I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,'  and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.’

I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'It's such a beautiful  day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband , my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday.'
 

And I just sat there....
 
 
on the couch....
 
 
 
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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2015, 12:14:38 pm »
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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2015, 12:36:00 pm »
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Matriek getuigskrif 1979: ........... is 'n vriendelike seun met volop selfvertroue. Hy tree soms vreemd op. Die skool se beste wense vergesel hom.
 

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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2015, 12:46:36 pm »
Dit is nou n vuil streep op iemand trek. O0
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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2015, 05:03:03 pm »
Ouch!
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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2015, 08:36:13 pm »
Flippen awesome!!!  :imaposer:
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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2015, 08:51:39 am »
ouch eina. daai was seer. :imaposer: :imaposer: :ricky:
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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2015, 12:35:01 pm »
As they say; "Assumption is the mother of all ......... ups"
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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2015, 03:10:59 pm »
Agge nee!
 

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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2015, 03:36:17 pm »
Lyk my you man het glad nie n sin van humor nie
 

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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2015, 03:43:12 pm »
Good one Spike, had to pick myself off the floor it was so funny!
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Re: Why I'm now divorced – one woman’s story…
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2015, 05:37:35 pm »
Brilliant!!