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Offline Warren Ellwood

Just confirming no TT for Martin this year.

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/sport/tt-road-races/2016/january/mcguinness-to-martin-i-would-rather-shove-live-wasps-up-my-arse-than-pedal-2745-miles-on-a-bicycle/

I tend to agree with McGuinness, not because I can or want to ride the TT but because 2745 miles is a friggen long way on a bike one has to pedal.

Now who said cricketers come up with the best sledging  :biggrin:.

« Last Edit: January 28, 2016, 12:16:22 pm by Warren Ellwood »
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2016, 01:08:58 pm »
There is only one John McGuiness.  I almost p'd myself when during the official after race press conference (Senior TT) he was asked if he had any problems.  He replied that all was reasonably well, but then his undies moved and his penis got chaffed by his leathers which was rather uncomfortable!

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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2016, 02:41:32 pm »
Guy martin reckons Rossi would clean up at the TT - whatdya reckon - I don't
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2016, 02:49:44 pm »
Guy martin reckons Rossi would clean up at the TT - whatdya reckon - I don't
Neither do I.
You need to be somewhat crazy to do the TT and other roadraces.
Rossi is not crazy enough.
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2016, 02:58:16 pm »
Guy martin reckons Rossi would clean up at the TT - whatdya reckon - I don't
Neither do I.
You need to be somewhat crazy to do the TT and other roadraces.
Rossi is not crazy enough.

Its not like a circuit, you need to learn the course which is long, it can take years... 8)
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2016, 03:01:42 pm »
Guy martin reckons Rossi would clean up at the TT - whatdya reckon - I don't
Neither do I.
You need to be somewhat crazy to do the TT and other roadraces.
Rossi is not crazy enough.

Its not like a circuit, you need to learn the course which is long, it can take years... 8)

Agreed.
Add to that the fact that you have changing conditions al over the course,so your bike setup is almost always a compromise. Unlike MotoGP.
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2016, 05:28:42 pm »
Guy martin reckons Rossi would clean up at the TT - whatdya reckon - I don't

Not anymore,  I don't think,  but who am I to argue with Guy Martin?
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2016, 10:27:40 pm »
Don't think you can start doing TT at 30+ in any case?
You need young gnads to start off with and then grow them on the roads.
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2016, 10:32:57 pm »
Don't think you can start doing TT at 30+ in any case?
You need young gnads to start off with and then grow them on the roads.
But I know nothing.

Agreed about having the nads. Maybe in my next life.
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2016, 11:05:30 pm »
Akin to comparing a brilliant cage fighter to a brilliant boxer....... Can't be done.
 

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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2016, 06:44:22 am »
Whatever happened with the possible TT track in SA, Mpumulanga region?
 

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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2016, 08:01:41 am »
Whatever happened with the possible TT track in SA, Mpumulanga region?

It's been there for years... called the "22"   :pot:
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2016, 08:03:49 am »
There is only one John McGuiness.  I almost p'd myself when during the official after race press conference (Senior TT) he was asked if he had any problems.  He replied that all was reasonably well, but then his undies moved and his penis got chaffed by his leathers which was rather uncomfortable!



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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2016, 01:54:44 pm »
Don't think you can start doing TT at 30+ in any case?
You need young gnads to start off with and then grow them on the roads.
But I know nothing.

You can start the TT at 30+.   It is one of the very few races in the world where organisers actually support the participation of noobs, oldies, ladies, etc.  The TT even have rookie practise time and training as well.  

In fact, there is, from true TT perspective only a winner and finishers.  

  
Whatever happened with the possible TT track in SA, Mpumulanga region?

It's been there for years... called the "22"   :pot:

Silvrav is referring to the Sabie 105 TT.  The idea is to do a Isle of Man type race from Sabie to Graskop to Hazyview to Sabie.
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Re: McGuinness to Martin: 選 would rather shove live wasps up my arse'
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2016, 07:31:50 pm »
The TT has traditionally always been won by "MotoGP" riders, until it got removed from the international GP circuit.

Rossi has more riding skill than any TT rider, the difference lies in the head. A MotoGP rider sees a vast and safe run-off area, the TT rider has to imagine he sees that.



The question is how will TT riders do in MotoGP? Not well I am afraid.