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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10540 on: December 01, 2020, 08:41:39 pm »
So how was the pap making episode. Or did I mis the report :laughing4:

It was a disaster. But I managed to salvage it to the point where it became stywe pap.

Let's face it. I will never be a boeremeisie!  :imaposer:  I'm a half-Russian, half-French, Germany-raised American. I was not made to cook like I was born in the Free State!
 

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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10541 on: December 01, 2020, 08:43:12 pm »
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Practice make perfect.
You should have pap at least every second day :3some:

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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10542 on: December 01, 2020, 11:16:23 pm »
When making pap, there are slightly different methods for what you want to achieve.

For soft pap, you mix the meal into cold water add salt and bring up to the boil.
For stiffer pap, you then add more meal to the soft pap to thicken it to the desired consistency. and leave it longer to cook on low-medium heat.
For crumbly pap, you mix all the meal in at once and bring it up to steam, stirring regularly as it is easy to burn.
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10543 on: December 02, 2020, 01:20:10 am »
:laughing4:
Practice make perfect.
You should have pap at least every second day :3some:

Ja! Ek stem!  :deal:  :thumleft:  :drif:

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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10544 on: December 02, 2020, 01:27:28 am »
This afternoon I did a job in a VERY weathly area, sort of a private island with a drawbridge (so yachts can pass underneath) and a security guard at a gate house and everything!

VERY rich people live here, including some politicians. So they want to feel "safe" I guess and keep the "riff-raff" out. But they let me in  :peepwall:  :imaposer:

Anyway, I digress...

In the garage I came across these two old beauties. One with a flat front tyre.

It saddened me to see them just parked there. Gathering dust. They need to be ridden and enjoyed.  :deal:

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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10545 on: December 02, 2020, 01:32:11 am »
I would say just look at your daily views counter to get an idea of how many peoples lives you touch.

My Rezin Rockit thread was exceeding 1000 views per day the first two months just on Retrorides plus all the otber forums I contribute to.

You and Mrs Z are motivating and funny.

People follow your doings and screwings because you make us feel normal when we have kak in our lives.

Simply put: YOU MAKE A DIFFERENCE. THANK YOU.

I don't look at my daily views numbers. Mainly because I don't even know if this forum has that option  :peepwall:

I do know that the thread has lots of views though, so a few guys and girls must like it  :3some:


And in a strange way I feel it helps to share, albeit via the interwebs, our trials and tribulations...

so I'll keep it going for as long as I am able  :ricky:
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10546 on: December 02, 2020, 06:15:14 am »
I would say just look at your daily views counter to get an idea of how many peoples lives you touch.

My Rezin Rockit thread was exceeding 1000 views per day the first two months just on Retrorides plus all the otber forums I contribute to.

You and Mrs Z are motivating and funny.

People follow your doings and screwings because you make us feel normal when we have kak in our lives.

Simply put: YOU MAKE A DIFFERENCE. THANK YOU.

I don't look at my daily views numbers. Mainly because I don't even know if this forum has that option  :peepwall:

I do know that the thread has lots of views though, so a few guys and girls must like it  :3some:


And in a strange way I feel it helps to share, albeit via the interwebs, our trials and tribulations...

so I'll keep it going for as long as I am able  :ricky:

If you stop the overall readership figures will take a deep dive i am certain.

You are like the most valuable share in trading on a stock exchange.
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10547 on: December 02, 2020, 06:38:28 am »
I would say just look at your daily views counter to get an idea of how many peoples lives you touch.

My Rezin Rockit thread was exceeding 1000 views per day the first two months just on Retrorides plus all the otber forums I contribute to.

You and Mrs Z are motivating and funny.

People follow your doings and screwings because you make us feel normal when we have kak in our lives.

Simply put: YOU MAKE A DIFFERENCE. THANK YOU.

I don't look at my daily views numbers. Mainly because I don't even know if this forum has that option  :peepwall:

I do know that the thread has lots of views though, so a few guys and girls must like it  :3some:


And in a strange way I feel it helps to share, albeit via the interwebs, our trials and tribulations...

so I'll keep it going for as long as I am able  :ricky:

If you stop the overall readership figures will take a deep dive i am certain.

You are like the most valuable share in trading on a stock exchange.
Yes! ITs true! Kilroy is making money of yor back! Blackmail him for free membership or someting!  :peepwall:
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10548 on: December 02, 2020, 07:30:00 am »
It is sad to see such nice bikes just standing there!
It must be your fancy van that got you past the guards :peepwall: :ricky: :laughing4:
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10549 on: December 02, 2020, 07:37:28 am »
So how was the pap making episode. Or did I mis the report :laughing4:

It was a disaster. But I managed to salvage it to the point where it became stywe pap.

Let's face it. I will never be a boeremeisie!  :imaposer:  I'm a half-Russian, half-French, Germany-raised American. I was not made to cook like I was born in the Free State!

Mrs Z, I have a bulletproof mealie pap recipe for you. The reason I know it is bulletproof is because even I, who can barely cook an egg, can cook this successfully time and again.

As a bonus, it will take about 1/3 of the time of all these other recipes.

Fast microwave pap
2 cups of mealie meal
2 table spoons of butter
1l water
1 teaspoon salt

Method:
Microwave on high for 10 minutes.
Stir and microwave on high again for 2 minutes.

Pap should be ready.

Decrease the 10 minutes cooking time if you want to use less mealie pap, because 2 cups makes a LOT of mealie pap.

I think equal amounts of pap and water (or slightly less water) will give you something approaching krummelpap, my favourite. You can play with the quantities and see what works.

I used a cup of water, a cup of mealie meal, a teaspoon of butter and half a teaspoon of salt for 2 people. Microwave (covered) for 5 minutes, stir, and microwave for 2 minutes.
 
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10550 on: December 02, 2020, 08:20:40 am »
You know TeeJay, just today I was driving and thinking that maybe this thread has run its course and I should wind it up.

Gary, we've all come to know you as a man, among others, who only has very good ideas, on just about anything. The above, however, was a really bad idea though.
Maybe you should refer to spend too much time on thinking while you drive!  >:D >:D >:D

Please keep it up, both you and Mrs Zog. This is one of those "frets" that I need to read almost daily. It's like a first cup of very good morning coffee.  :thumleft: :thumleft: :thumleft:
I think way more people are reading your posts, than what the replies would ever reflect.
 
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10551 on: December 02, 2020, 08:23:16 am »
So how was the pap making episode. Or did I mis the report :laughing4:

It was a disaster. But I managed to salvage it to the point where it became stywe pap.

Let's face it. I will never be a boeremeisie!  :imaposer:  I'm a half-Russian, half-French, Germany-raised American. I was not made to cook like I was born in the Free State!

Mrs Z, I have a bulletproof mealie pap recipe for you. The reason I know it is bulletproof is because even I, who can barely cook an egg, can cook this successfully time and again.

As a bonus, it will take about 1/3 of the time of all these other recipes.

Fast microwave pap
2 cups of mealie meal
2 table spoons of butter
1l water
1 teaspoon salt

Method:
Microwave on high for 10 minutes.
Stir and microwave on high again for 2 minutes.

Pap should be ready.

Decrease the 10 minutes cooking time if you want to use less mealie pap, because 2 cups makes a LOT of mealie pap.

I think equal amounts of pap and water (or slightly less water) will give you something approaching krummelpap, my favourite. You can play with the quantities and see what works.

I used a cup of water, a cup of mealie meal, a teaspoon of butter and half a teaspoon of salt for 2 people. Microwave (covered) for 5 minutes, stir, and microwave for 2 minutes.

I have had the pleasure of eating at Ri, and can confirm that the pap she made was lekker!
 
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10552 on: December 02, 2020, 09:41:12 am »
So how was the pap making episode. Or did I mis the report :laughing4:

It was a disaster. But I managed to salvage it to the point where it became stywe pap.

Let's face it. I will never be a boeremeisie!  :imaposer:  I'm a half-Russian, half-French, Germany-raised American. I was not made to cook like I was born in the Free State!

Apparently there's more to the Free State than just pap. This advert for Boerboel apparel featuring a young farmer from the Free State has generated a lot of "heat" on facebook.  :imaposer:
 
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10553 on: December 02, 2020, 11:01:54 am »
So how was the pap making episode. Or did I mis the report :laughing4:

It was a disaster. But I managed to salvage it to the point where it became stywe pap.

Let's face it. I will never be a boeremeisie!  :imaposer:  I'm a half-Russian, half-French, Germany-raised American. I was not made to cook like I was born in the Free State!

Apparently there's more to the Free State than just pap. This advert for Boerboel apparel featuring a young farmer from the Free State has generated a lot of "heat" on facebook.  :imaposer:
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10554 on: December 02, 2020, 12:12:14 pm »
So how was the pap making episode. Or did I mis the report :laughing4:

It was a disaster. But I managed to salvage it to the point where it became stywe pap.

Let's face it. I will never be a boeremeisie!  :imaposer:  I'm a half-Russian, half-French, Germany-raised American. I was not made to cook like I was born in the Free State!

Apparently there's more to the Free State than just pap. This advert for Boerboel apparel featuring a young farmer from the Free State has generated a lot of "heat" on facebook.  :imaposer:
Die tweede keer wat hy buk om n sak mielies op te tel bars daai broekie van hom oop!!! :deal: ;) :lol8:
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10555 on: December 02, 2020, 12:14:02 pm »
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10556 on: December 02, 2020, 12:22:59 pm »

This advert for Boerboel apparel featuring a young farmer from the Free State has generated a lot of "heat" on facebook.


With shorts that tight the poor bugger probably has a piercing falsetto voice. :o

The wife says I'm just jealous.   :biggrin:
 

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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10557 on: December 02, 2020, 06:03:38 pm »
Solar Dog on her charging pad  ;D
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« Reply #10558 on: December 02, 2020, 07:48:10 pm »
Solar Dog on her charging pad  ;D
We also have one of those models.

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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #10559 on: December 02, 2020, 09:06:13 pm »
Solar Dog on her charging pad  ;D
We also have one of those models.

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@Wayne The other (brown) one is a wireless doorbell, also solar-charged.  ;D