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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2016, 12:41:54 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!
Just because your past did not turn out like you wanted it to does not mean your marriage will not be better than you ever imagined it could be.
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #61 on: April 13, 2016, 12:47:14 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!

sjoe ma jy praat soos 'n true capie my bru ..   :eek7:  ;)
 

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2016, 12:52:28 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!

sjoe ma jy praat soos 'n true capie my bru ..   :eek7:  ;)
Fok hulle man, bitch oor die Kaap maar dan kom die goed hier aan op vakansie en neem oor, bly in daai kak plek vir vakansie, of fok Sun City en Durban toe.
Dan het jy nog die nole van Kuilsrivier wat oor alles kak en kerm, fokken seil jou dingy oppie dam en vreet pap jou fokken drol.
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2016, 01:10:19 pm »
For those who hate Cape Town so much.....

See this mountain?



Good, now you can fuck off. Road you want is called N1 North, use it.

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2016, 01:13:08 pm »
Saying that... there is one place you can really avoid when down here....


 

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #65 on: April 13, 2016, 01:23:51 pm »
Saying that... there is one place you can really avoid when down here....

Ja dis waar.................by daai plek het menigte ander provinsies se ondersteuners al lekker
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #66 on: April 13, 2016, 01:48:29 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!

mmmmmm.....this is a very interesting rant....considering the originator of this thread is from the Cape....just saying :biggrin:

 

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2016, 01:49:58 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!

mmmmmm.....this is a very interesting rant....considering the originator of this thread is from the Cape....just saying :biggrin:


So we assume, just saying.
Many people say they live in Pretoria and NOT Gauteng?
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #68 on: April 13, 2016, 01:56:21 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!

mmmmmm.....this is a very interesting rant....considering the originator of this thread is from the Cape....just saying :biggrin:


So we assume, just saying.
Many people say they live in Pretoria and NOT Gauteng?

no assumptions were injured in that comment...only cold hard facts :thumleft:
 

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #69 on: April 13, 2016, 02:02:19 pm »
the mad donky: Franschoek - do the pass and get the fuk out of the town
KilRoy:  Franschoek - a gay town, with little to be gay about...

Eesh..... should it not be Franschhoek, or is it a different town we are talking about?

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #70 on: April 13, 2016, 02:18:41 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!

sjoe ma jy praat soos 'n true capie my bru ..   :eek7:  ;)
Fok hulle man, bitch oor die Kaap maar dan kom die goed hier aan op vakansie en neem oor, bly in daai kak plek vir vakansie, of fok Sun City en Durban toe.
Dan het jy nog die nole van Kuilsrivier wat oor alles kak en kerm, fokken seil jou dingy oppie dam en vreet pap jou fokken drol.

jy gaan val pappie - ek verdrink jou in die heartybeefsoupdam - -- bleddie ex-Gauteng loving kwasi Capie...  Kom kuier n slag man...bb
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #71 on: April 13, 2016, 02:28:47 pm »
Onthou net Hoenertjie - Die Kuilsrivier is die hart van die Kaap en die Skyview is die hart van die hart....  djy wiet mos.  Ons gauteng poppies kom violeer en nou moan van die Flatse af...  , agent ek wag vir jou
 

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #72 on: April 13, 2016, 06:06:03 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!

sjoe ma jy praat soos 'n true capie my bru ..   :eek7:  ;)
Fok hulle man, bitch oor die Kaap maar dan kom die goed hier aan op vakansie en neem oor, bly in daai kak plek vir vakansie, of fok Sun City en Durban toe.
Dan het jy nog die nole van Kuilsrivier wat oor alles kak en kerm, fokken seil jou dingy oppie dam en vreet pap jou fokken drol.


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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #73 on: April 13, 2016, 08:01:09 pm »
is it an ass or a donkey
 

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Re: Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #74 on: April 14, 2016, 09:20:48 am »
is it an ass or a donkey
Or just a smart ass donkey?

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #75 on: April 14, 2016, 11:49:01 am »
The olny reason we have so much wind in the Cape is because JHB SUCKS.
 

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #76 on: April 14, 2016, 02:24:11 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!

I live here you wanker!!!!!!!
Did you comment on the places TO go to.
Twat stellenwanker. Don't over market a place that sucks. I go to Cape Town once or twice a week for business and I am always amazed at how "schway" people get over that rock! Wanna see pollution. Get raped, get robbed. Go to that rock!  Wanna see true mountains - go to the drakenaberg!
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #77 on: April 14, 2016, 02:37:20 pm »
So much pent up anger, why not take the road back to Jozzie. All the Vaalies spend days and many pages on the forum justifying why they live there, it works for you lot.
Do the Cape a favour .... STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Then we Kaapies can go to the beach/ go to dinner/ do the wine route/ travel the gravel roads, without being run  over by a Dakar wannabe in his Hilux or Parow Prado. We really don't give a fuck if you like the Cape or not. Stay in Jozzie and enjoy the fruits of your labour, your money, your BMW/ Mercedes, your toll roads, your traffic, your super shopping malls, your stock exchange and every other reason you can think of to justify living in that shit hole.
Bunch of winging tonsils!


RANT OVER!

I live here you wanker!!!!!!!
Did you comment on the places TO go to.
Twat stellenwanker. Don't over market a place that sucks. I go to Cape Town once or twice a week for business and I am always amazed at how "schway" people get over that rock! Wanna see pollution. Get raped, get robbed. Go to that rock!  Wanna see true mountains - go to the drakenaberg!


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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #78 on: April 14, 2016, 04:31:48 pm »
The donkey is not always an ass, but sometimes rather blunt in making a point, which is assumed to be aggressive. An ass is some thing to admire (when it's a good one) and to put in its place (when it's not such a good one). 

Read between the sheets (I mean lines) and you will probably find the truth some where. A cape dweller that doesn't only scream about how wonderful the cape is, but also screams for other reasons (like traffic, and perceptions, albeit the donkey's own).

"Want die donkey is n wonderlike ding".

Maybe a carrot would help he mood occasionally.
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #79 on: April 14, 2016, 04:32:58 pm »
The donkey is not always an ass, but sometimes rather blunt in making a point, which is assumed to be aggressive. An ass is some thing to admire (when it's a good one) and to put in its place (when it's not such a good one). 

Read between the sheets (I mean lines) and you will probably find the truth some where. A cape dweller that doesn't only scream about how wonderful the cape is, but also screams for other reasons (like traffic, and perceptions, albeit the donkey's own).

"Want die donkey is n wonderlike ding".

Maybe a carrot would help he mood occasionally.

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