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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #80 on: April 14, 2016, 04:56:51 pm »
The donkey is not always an ass, but sometimes rather blunt in making a point, which is assumed to be aggressive. An ass is some thing to admire (when it's a good one) and to put in its place (when it's not such a good one). 

Read between the sheets (I mean lines) and you will probably find the truth some where. A cape dweller that doesn't only scream about how wonderful the cape is, but also screams for other reasons (like traffic, and perceptions, albeit the donkey's own).

"Want die donkey is n wonderlike ding".

Maybe a carrot would help he mood occasionally.

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #81 on: April 14, 2016, 05:49:53 pm »
a definate no go is this donkeys stable
 

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #82 on: April 14, 2016, 07:53:35 pm »
Stellenbosch - over populated, over priced, over polluted, the grape bushes are just covered in dust and look sad.
Franschoek - do the pass and get the fuk out of the town
Malmesbury - nothing left to look at. It has shopping centers
Ceres - go do the pass and avoid the town
Simonstown - pretty but a bit of a wank
Langebaan - so full you can't get to the sea
Paternoster - my petHATE - don't waste your money and DONT buy undersized crayfish from the drunken locals - you are just exacerbating the problem - it's dangerous and dirty and a rip off. If absolutely necessary go flash your boobs at tittiesbay and the leave.
Paarl - omg what a bore!!!
If you want wine and olives rather go to your local Spar

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #83 on: April 14, 2016, 07:56:55 pm »
I am SO afraid right now. Really really vewwu vewwu afraid.
Go see the REAL cape and you will fall in love with it the way I have.
Just like a few shit places doesn't define the cape the same can be said for this forum.
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #84 on: April 14, 2016, 08:09:54 pm »
Quote from: hedleyj link=topic=191026.msg3540180

Maybe a carrot would help he mood occasionally?

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #85 on: April 14, 2016, 08:16:00 pm »
Stellenbosch - over populated, over priced, over polluted, the grape bushes are just covered in dust and look sad.
Franschoek - do the pass and get the fuk out of the town
Malmesbury - nothing left to look at. It has shopping centers
Ceres - go do the pass and avoid the town
Simonstown - pretty but a bit of a wank
Langebaan - so full you can't get to the sea
Paternoster - my petHATE - don't waste your money and DONT buy undersized crayfish from the drunken locals - you are just exacerbating the problem - it's dangerous and dirty and a rip off. If absolutely necessary go flash your boobs at tittiesbay and the leave.
Paarl - omg what a bore!!!
If you want wine and olives rather go to your local Spar

Jy het 'n punt of twee beet. Ek hou van hoe jy dink.
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Is 'n auntie, en n n fristreerde een as jy my vra. ;D :biggrin:

Donkey, oor 'n paar goedte is jy reg. Oor 'n paar dalk te uitgesproke. Dis waar die negatiewe antwoorde uitspruit. Ons weet wat ons het (soms) en baie begeer maar net.
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #86 on: April 14, 2016, 09:44:21 pm »
Stellenbosch - over populated, over priced, over polluted, the grape bushes are just covered in dust and look sad.
Franschoek - do the pass and get the fuk out of the town
Malmesbury - nothing left to look at. It has shopping centers
Ceres - go do the pass and avoid the town
Simonstown - pretty but a bit of a wank
Langebaan - so full you can't get to the sea
Paternoster - my petHATE - don't waste your money and DONT buy undersized crayfish from the drunken locals - you are just exacerbating the problem - it's dangerous and dirty and a rip off. If absolutely necessary go flash your boobs at tittiesbay and the leave.
Paarl - omg what a bore!!!
If you want wine and olives rather go to your local Spar

Jy het 'n punt of twee beet. Ek hou van hoe jy dink.
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Is 'n auntie, en n n fristreerde een as jy my vra. ;D :biggrin:

Donkey, oor 'n paar goedte is jy reg. Oor 'n paar dalk te uitgesproke. Dis waar die negatiewe antwoorde uitspruit. Ons weet wat ons het (soms) en baie begeer maar net.

Jy moet dat sy kom kopkou daar by jou.
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« Reply #87 on: April 14, 2016, 09:48:10 pm »
Ek weet dis n kak plek, dis nie nodig dat sy dit vir my kom vertel nie. ....
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #88 on: April 14, 2016, 10:09:30 pm »
Ek weet dis n kak plek, dis nie nodig dat sy dit vir my kom vertel nie. ....

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #89 on: April 14, 2016, 11:08:53 pm »
I am a vaalie

I was born a banana boy

I spent many years in the capie land (14)

I will be in stellies tomorrow and will report on the traffic. 

I will also try and determine how effective the "carrot" is.  :ricky:

Gonna be at both morgenhof and techno park. Should be a good assessment of the process

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #90 on: April 15, 2016, 03:30:37 am »
Die ou kom seker van die weskus af en sy vrou/girlfriend is ook sy niggie. Jare gespaar om vi haar die kaap te kom wys maar hardloop toe ui geld uit en vang nou weer vis vir n lewe
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #91 on: April 15, 2016, 07:12:55 am »
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #92 on: April 17, 2016, 03:25:29 pm »
Let me check my give-a-shit metre ..... Nope ..... Still at minus zero
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #93 on: April 17, 2016, 03:33:56 pm »
Stellenbosch - over populated, over priced, over polluted, the grape bushes are just covered in dust and look sad.
Franschoek - do the pass and get the fuk out of the town
Malmesbury - nothing left to look at. It has shopping centers
Ceres - go do the pass and avoid the town
Simonstown - pretty but a bit of a wank
Langebaan - so full you can't get to the sea
Paternoster - my petHATE - don't waste your money and DONT buy undersized crayfish from the drunken locals - you are just exacerbating the problem - it's dangerous and dirty and a rip off. If absolutely necessary go flash your boobs at tittiesbay and the leave.
Paarl - omg what a bore!!!
If you want wine and olives rather go to your local Spar


Good grief, you obviously belong in the city. Go visit JHB, PE and PTA. If you find Paarl a bore...then WTF did you expect? It has massive history. Learn to read!
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #94 on: April 17, 2016, 03:40:41 pm »
Stellenbosch - over populated, over priced, over polluted, the grape bushes are just covered in dust and look sad.
Franschoek - do the pass and get the fuk out of the town
Malmesbury - nothing left to look at. It has shopping centers
Ceres - go do the pass and avoid the town
Simonstown - pretty but a bit of a wank
Langebaan - so full you can't get to the sea
Paternoster - my petHATE - don't waste your money and DONT buy undersized crayfish from the drunken locals - you are just exacerbating the problem - it's dangerous and dirty and a rip off. If absolutely necessary go flash your boobs at tittiesbay and the leave.
Paarl - omg what a bore!!!
If you want wine and olives rather go to your local Spar


Good grief, you obviously belong in the city. Go visit JHB, PE and PTA. If you find Paarl a bore...then WTF did you expect? It has massive history. Learn to read!

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« Reply #95 on: April 17, 2016, 04:36:20 pm »
Where's da Popcorn? ...or is da fight oufir? Would think the Capies would come up with much more of "jou ma se e-pos" than this.
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #96 on: April 17, 2016, 06:06:17 pm »
Two words for the OP that's seeking attention, the second one is OFF.
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« Reply #97 on: April 17, 2016, 06:06:55 pm »
Ons het geduld......
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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #98 on: April 17, 2016, 10:42:25 pm »
Die ou kom seker van die weskus af en sy vrou/girlfriend is ook sy niggie. Jare gespaar om vi haar die kaap te kom wys maar hardloop toe ui geld uit en vang nou weer vis vir n lewe

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Re: Places NOT to go to on the Cape
« Reply #99 on: April 18, 2016, 07:57:41 am »
Saying that... there is one place you can really avoid when down here....


 
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