Places NOT to go to on the Cape

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the mad donkey

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Stellenbosch - over populated, over priced, over polluted, the grape bushes are just covered in dust and look sad.
Franschoek - do the pass and get the fuk out of the town
Malmesbury - nothing left to look at. It has shopping centers
Ceres - go do the pass and avoid the town
Simonstown - pretty but a bit of a wank
Langebaan - so full you can't get to the sea
Paternoster - my petHATE - don't waste your money and DONT buy undersized crayfish from the drunken locals - you are just exacerbating the problem - it's dangerous and dirty and a rip off. If absolutely necessary go flash your boobs at tittiesbay and the leave.
Paarl - omg what a bore!!!
If you want wine and olives rather go to your local Spar
 
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