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Offline TornadoF5

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« Reply #220 on: May 19, 2016, 02:18:33 pm »
Your farmers should just place these signs at all your gates...


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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #221 on: May 19, 2016, 02:32:01 pm »
Problem with these gates are that they open for criminals just as well as the good guys.


Yeah.  Also, it will open for your average Brahman cow's 1000kg hubby anyway.

It still has the cattle-grid floor.

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Offline Swannie 685

Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #222 on: May 19, 2016, 03:10:13 pm »
Ons praat ook oor plaashekke. "Donnerse hekke" is `n fred heel op sy eie :imaposer:

Ek dag alle oop hekke = hekke
Alle toe hekke as die kinders by is = hekke
Alle toe hekke as ek alleen is = donnerse hekke

TheBear, jy is alweer so skerp soos gewoonlik en o.k. , sal erken jy`s reg :thumleft:
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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #223 on: May 19, 2016, 03:15:49 pm »
Maklikste oplossing:

Koop `n paar slotte en as jy by `n geslote hek kom, breek slot af.
Wanneer jy uitgaan, sit jou eie slot op.

Boer het nie vir jou `n sleutel gegee nie, so dis onnodig om hom een te gee.

Geslote hek gekry - geslote hek agtergelaat.

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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #224 on: May 19, 2016, 03:31:12 pm »
Dont lock your gates, make these

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HAHA!  Awesome idea!

Only one problem.  It malfunctions and a day later we have a 29 pages thread here entitled: "Farmers gate damaged my helmet!  I am suing!!!!!!"

With the farmer replying on the forum that the gate doesnt work if you hit it at 120km/h...
And the gate probably wont work well with a light bike...

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« Reply #225 on: May 19, 2016, 04:01:06 pm »
Your farmers should just place these signs at all your gates...



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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #226 on: May 19, 2016, 04:29:47 pm »
As julle soveel bike ry soos kak praat is dit tyd vir nuwe bande
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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #227 on: May 19, 2016, 06:49:30 pm »
As julle soveel bike ry soos kak praat is dit tyd vir nuwe bande

Myne is hoeka so glad dat die vlieŽ dit as `n aanloopbaan gebruik. :lol8:

Maar nuwe bande gaan nog nie die probleem met plaashekke oplos nie  ::)

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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #228 on: July 28, 2016, 11:01:38 am »
Finally a solution..... :biggrin:
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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #229 on: July 28, 2016, 11:15:48 am »
Don't quite see the logic in this.
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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #230 on: July 28, 2016, 11:30:50 am »
Very clever. One could add many more holes/locks too.
 

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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #231 on: July 28, 2016, 11:34:12 am »
Don't quite see the logic in this.
To lift the lever one has to take the lock you have a key to out by unlocking it. Very clever! :thumleft:
 

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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #232 on: July 28, 2016, 11:44:30 am »
wat is fout met die old school metode?


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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #233 on: July 28, 2016, 11:49:46 am »
works like a charm
must be the water in these mountains or the breeding program  ??? >:(
they do this all the time - couple of times a week
I caught up to the idiot - no reaction, just shrugs
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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #234 on: July 28, 2016, 11:57:38 am »
works like a charm
must be the water in these mountains or the breeding program  ??? >:(
they do this all the time - couple of times a week
I caught up to the idiot - no reaction, just shrugs
arseholes

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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #235 on: July 28, 2016, 12:10:01 pm »
 :dontknow:


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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #236 on: July 28, 2016, 07:35:24 pm »
maybe I'm missing something so educate me
why lock a gate on a 1.2m high bloudraad fence, next to your house or miles away makes no difference imo
unless you have secured, patrolled perimeter fence the wire can be cut so is no deterrent.
if you have something of value it will be gone when they want it
by locking the gate you create opportunity for slowing and restricting access for ambush. or you are a skelm and hiding something , like growing dagga, perlie processing, unfair labour practise, child labour, what else, what else needs restricting traffic flow
 >:(
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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #237 on: July 28, 2016, 11:39:57 pm »
maybe I'm missing something so educate me
why lock a gate on a 1.2m high bloudraad fence, next to your house or miles away makes no difference imo
unless you have secured, patrolled perimeter fence the wire can be cut so is no deterrent.
if you have something of value it will be gone when they want it
by locking the gate you create opportunity for slowing and restricting access for ambush. or you are a skelm and hiding something , like growing dagga, perlie processing, unfair labour practise, child labour, what else, what else needs restricting traffic flow
 >:(

It is to keep those pesky bikers out. At least they don't cut the fences .....yet.  :peepwall:
 

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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #238 on: July 28, 2016, 11:56:38 pm »
maybe I'm missing something so educate me
why lock a gate on a 1.2m high bloudraad fence, next to your house or miles away makes no difference imo
unless you have secured, patrolled perimeter fence the wire can be cut so is no deterrent.
if you have something of value it will be gone when they want it
by locking the gate you create opportunity for slowing and restricting access for ambush. or you are a skelm and hiding something , like growing dagga, perlie processing, unfair labour practise, child labour, what else, what else needs restricting traffic flow
 >:(
If people leave your gate open and you have Game ,cattle or sheep, they can get out when the gate is open . So if some twatwaffle leaves your gate open you lose a lot of money. That is why the farmers want to put locks on the gates. It is not for organised theft , that is a whole different ball game.
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Re: Farmers closing roads
« Reply #239 on: July 29, 2016, 05:47:30 am »
no fancy game, just some sheep, and tollies, that are only in the locked gate camp in the day periodically.
 something else  ???
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