Farmers closing roads

[TornadoF5]

Your farmers should just place these signs at all your gates...

[TheBear]

Problem with these gates are that they open for criminals just as well as the good guys.

Yeah.  Also, it will open for your average Brahman cow's 1000kg hubby anyway.

It still has the cattle-grid floor.

Fok weet!  As jy darem begin om 'n "ernstig" op mens te trek!   

[Swannie 685]

Ons praat ook oor plaashekke. "Donnerse hekke" is `n fred heel op sy eie

Ek dag alle oop hekke = hekke
Alle toe hekke as die kinders by is = hekke
Alle toe hekke as ek alleen is = donnerse hekke

TheBear, jy is alweer so skerp soos gewoonlik en o.k. , sal erken jy`s reg

[Swannie 685]

Maklikste oplossing:

Koop `n paar slotte en as jy by `n geslote hek kom, breek slot af.
Wanneer jy uitgaan, sit jou eie slot op.

Boer het nie vir jou `n sleutel gegee nie, so dis onnodig om hom een te gee.

Geslote hek gekry - geslote hek agtergelaat.

( Slegs as parodie geskryf)

[JK]

Dont lock your gates, make these

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/Y8W-OlLf_Tc" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/Y8W-OlLf_Tc</a>

HAHA!  Awesome idea!

Only one problem.  It malfunctions and a day later we have a 29 pages thread here entitled: "Farmers gate damaged my helmet!  I am suing!!!!!!"

With the farmer replying on the forum that the gate doesnt work if you hit it at 120km/h...
And the gate probably wont work well with a light bike...

Blatante diskriminasie ... Bou alweer net hekke vir BMW's 

[Omninorm]

Your farmers should just place these signs at all your gates...

So what about the law abiding riders that conceal carry?

[Dwerg]

As julle soveel bike ry soos kak praat is dit tyd vir nuwe bande

[Swannie 685]

As julle soveel bike ry soos kak praat is dit tyd vir nuwe bande

Myne is hoeka so glad dat die vlieë dit as `n aanloopbaan gebruik.

Maar nuwe bande gaan nog nie die probleem met plaashekke oplos nie 

[1190]

Finally a solution.....

[ButtSlider]

Don't quite see the logic in this.

[manxkipper]

Very clever. One could add many more holes/locks too.

[RobC]

Don't quite see the logic in this.

To lift the lever one has to take the lock you have a key to out by unlocking it. Very clever!

[0012]

wat is fout met die old school metode?

[elandsrider]

works like a charm
must be the water in these mountains or the breeding program 
they do this all the time - couple of times a week
I caught up to the idiot - no reaction, just shrugs
arseholes

[2wdrift]

works like a charm
must be the water in these mountains or the breeding program 
they do this all the time - couple of times a week
I caught up to the idiot - no reaction, just shrugs
arseholes

The morons are spreading...

[0012]

 

[elandsrider]

maybe I'm missing something so educate me
why lock a gate on a 1.2m high bloudraad fence, next to your house or miles away makes no difference imo
unless you have secured, patrolled perimeter fence the wire can be cut so is no deterrent.
if you have something of value it will be gone when they want it
by locking the gate you create opportunity for slowing and restricting access for ambush. or you are a skelm and hiding something , like growing dagga, perlie processing, unfair labour practise, child labour, what else, what else needs restricting traffic flow
 

[Sláinte Mhaith]

maybe I'm missing something so educate me
why lock a gate on a 1.2m high bloudraad fence, next to your house or miles away makes no difference imo
unless you have secured, patrolled perimeter fence the wire can be cut so is no deterrent.
if you have something of value it will be gone when they want it
by locking the gate you create opportunity for slowing and restricting access for ambush. or you are a skelm and hiding something , like growing dagga, perlie processing, unfair labour practise, child labour, what else, what else needs restricting traffic flow
 

It is to keep those pesky bikers out. At least they don't cut the fences .....yet. 

[jeff]

maybe I'm missing something so educate me
why lock a gate on a 1.2m high bloudraad fence, next to your house or miles away makes no difference imo
unless you have secured, patrolled perimeter fence the wire can be cut so is no deterrent.
if you have something of value it will be gone when they want it
by locking the gate you create opportunity for slowing and restricting access for ambush. or you are a skelm and hiding something , like growing dagga, perlie processing, unfair labour practise, child labour, what else, what else needs restricting traffic flow
 

If people leave your gate open and you have Game ,cattle or sheep, they can get out when the gate is open . So if some twatwaffle leaves your gate open you lose a lot of money. That is why the farmers want to put locks on the gates. It is not for organised theft , that is a whole different ball game.

[elandsrider]

no fancy game, just some sheep, and tollies, that are only in the locked gate camp in the day periodically.
 something else