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Offline Ned_da_biker

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« on: July 27, 2006, 04:06:03 pm »
Dont know if this has been done or not but here goes!
Bike Lingo:

Coupon - This is a traffic ticket.

Carma - Like traditional Karma but occurs when cagers do stupid things to bikers. The energy is much more fierce and vengeful and will infect a cager's ride with radiator leaks, blowouts, bad gas, thrown rods, and overall bad radio reception. These phenomena will only occur when the cager is more than a mile in distance from the biker as to avoid any motorcycle catastrophes. Also works in positive ways when cagers allow a biker plenty of room and are aware of their presence and respect their right to the road. AM reception is unusually clear and the cage experiences a 35% increase in gas mileage.

Cage - A car, truck, or van. The sworn enemy of motorcyclists, more commonly known as automobiles. The name stems from being all cooped up inside a closed shell, with no contact with the outside air.

Cager - A person driving a car, truck, or van. Cage operator, or driver.

Crotch Rocket - A slang term for Sport Bikes. A small sport bike with big HP engine.

Chrome-Slut - Those addicted to putting on more and more chrome, regardless of the functionality.

Chromosexual - That one biker who keeps adding more and more chrome, a chrome-overkill


Apes or Ape Hangers - Handlebars that are very high, and which often raise the rider's hands above his or her shoulders. High handlebars so Biker's hands are at or above their shoulder height.. Refers to a handlebar style where the handgrips are located at a higher position, so as to enable the rider's arms to "hang" Picture "Clyde" from "Every Which Way but Loose" and you'll get a perfect understanding of the riding position.


Go on Add some true SA ones  8)  


From http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/dictionary/B.htm
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2006, 04:13:30 pm »
Moegoe - SAARN Member
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2006, 04:17:01 pm »
Squid = Stupidly Quick, Imminently Dead
 

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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2006, 04:19:14 pm »
Hog - Hardley Dangerous :roll:
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2006, 04:21:27 pm »
Back Warmer - A girl on the back of your motorcycle.



Barn Disease - When a bike has been idle a few years and the battery is dead, calipers siezed and of course the carbs are filled with varnish sludge.


Biker - Simply put, a motorcycle operator. True bikers have a passion for the art of motorcycling, and easily get all wrapped up in this passion during even a simple 1/2 mile commute, but they rarely allow their motorcycle to sit for more than a week without taking it somewhere. Anywhere. Just for the simple excuse of a joy ride will do.
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2006, 04:24:38 pm »
Nice one Ned. One of the better descriptions I've heard for 'Biker".
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2006, 07:18:37 pm »
Mokerfieks - how those against the delicate art of motorbiking refer to our steeds. Or another term for a Crotch Rocket.  :D
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2006, 07:52:09 pm »
FUBAR - fcuked up beyond all repair
If you can keep your head in the midst of all this confusion, you don't understand the situation!
 

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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2006, 07:51:25 am »
ARS = Adventure Rider Slut
 

Offline Grootseun

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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2006, 07:58:15 am »
Roadrash

A condition of the skin contracted when unprotected skin touches the tarmac/dirt at speed. This disease can easily be avaided wearing ATGATT

ATGATT - Abreviation for All THe Gear All The Time.
 

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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2006, 07:58:47 am »
And one that I got reminded of again this morning:

twatwaffle - Taxi driver.
 

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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2006, 09:30:18 am »
Quote from: "masehare"
twatwaffle - Taxi driver.


simply put and straght to the point  :lol: