A man is sitting in a bar eyeing a big glass jar on the bar counter filled with 10 dollar notes. He estimates there must be at least ten thousand in there, so he asks the barman, "What's with the money in the jar?"
"It's a dare, if you want to try it, put in your ten bucks, and I'll tell you the three challenges you must complete to win all the money in the jar. So, he puts in his money and says "Okay, what do I have to do?"
"Right, first you have to drink down a whole litre of tequila, without stopping,and without pulling a face, within sixty seconds. Next, outside in the yard is an angry pitbull chained up. He's got a raging toothache, and you have to remove his bad tooth with your bare hands. After that, there's a 90 year old lady upstairs, who has never had sex, so your final task is to take care of that problem.
But don't get any ideas about tackling Grandma first. The tasks have to be completed in the order given."
The guy says, "Forget it, I've been stupid enough to gamble ten bucks, but the tequila, and the pitbull, uh - uh, no way Jose.
A few drinks later however, and greed begins to over rule common sense, until he finally says, "Okay then, where's the tequila?"
Grabbing the bottle he glugs down the lot and slams down the bottle, a few tears in his eyes, but his face deadpan, in just fifty-eight seconds.
He then staggers out into the back yard. From outside come the terrifying sounds of snarling, growling, shrieking, and ripping cloth, then...........silence. The people think he must be dead for sure.
But next thing, the doors burst open and he staggers back in, torn, bleeding, and virtually naked with a few shreds of clothing hanging from him.
"Right", he cries, "Now where's this old chick with the bad tooth?"
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