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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #260 on: December 27, 2017, 07:23:10 pm »
First world problems... Climbed in my car this morning and my battery was so frozen that it would not turn the engine... had to jump it with the car that slept in the garage... Gonna buy my battery a blanky after work today. 
 

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Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #261 on: December 28, 2017, 04:46:58 am »
First world problems... Climbed in my car this morning and my battery was so frozen that it would not turn the engine... had to jump it with the car that slept in the garage... Gonna buy my battery a blanky after work today.
I forgot to tell you.....you need one of those 

And one of these
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #262 on: December 28, 2017, 09:04:12 am »
And you will need SUN.

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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #263 on: December 28, 2017, 10:34:34 am »
I was waiting for that "stab", big oil  :spitcoffee:
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #264 on: December 28, 2017, 03:58:08 pm »
First world problems... Climbed in my car this morning and my battery was so frozen that it would not turn the engine... had to jump it with the car that slept in the garage... Gonna buy my battery a blanky after work today.
I forgot to tell you.....you need one of those 

And one of these
https://youtu.be/q7xWhyr-dDI

This morning it managed to start on the last little power the battery could muster on the 4th swing...  :-\ This is going to be a long winter!

Nice and frisky this morning...
 

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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #265 on: December 28, 2017, 04:39:47 pm »
This morning it managed to start on the last little power the battery could muster on the 4th swing...  :-\ This is going to be a long winter!

Nice and frisky this morning...

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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #266 on: December 29, 2017, 03:28:38 am »
 :biggrin: No issues with my truck starting, I have 2 huge batteries  ;)
 

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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #267 on: December 29, 2017, 01:59:17 pm »
WTF!!!! This is not funny anymore! :eek7:




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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #268 on: December 29, 2017, 02:15:25 pm »
WTF!!!! This is not funny anymore! :eek7:




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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #269 on: December 29, 2017, 03:48:57 pm »
WTF!!!! This is not funny anymore! :eek7:

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Still ahead of us so far...  Even the Canadians are shocked with the cold this year.
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #270 on: December 30, 2017, 01:38:06 am »
WTF!!!! This is not funny anymore! :eek7:

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Still ahead of us so far...  Even the Canadians are shocked with the cold this year.
Did you not recently get a huge fine for using your cellphone while driving??  :imaposer:
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #271 on: January 01, 2018, 03:38:32 am »
Where exactly would one find the Pretorian Outback?





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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #272 on: January 01, 2018, 03:51:48 am »
Well, the "Pretorian Outback" would probably mean some "farm" outside Pretoria.

Maybe like the farm they all flock to for Oppikoppi. Sort of an African Woodstock. But mainly an excuse to get really drunk, really stoned, and really dirty.  :imaposer:
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #273 on: January 01, 2018, 04:33:44 am »
Well, the "Pretorian Outback" would probably mean some "farm" outside Pretoria.

Maybe like the farm they all flock to for Oppikoppi. Sort of an African Woodstock. But mainly an excuse to get really drunk, really stoned, and really dirty.  :imaposer:
Well, wherever it was, it was a good show to watch. I forgot how good looking SA girls were.  :drif:
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #274 on: January 01, 2018, 04:48:57 am »
Well, the "Pretorian Outback" would probably mean some "farm" outside Pretoria.

Maybe like the farm they all flock to for Oppikoppi. Sort of an African Woodstock. But mainly an excuse to get really drunk, really stoned, and really dirty.  :imaposer:
Well, wherever it was, it was a good show to watch. I forgot how good looking SA girls were.  :drif:

Not quite as sexy as the young rednecks in their daisy-dukes, cowboy boots, and bikini-tops  :drif:  :imaposer:
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #275 on: January 01, 2018, 04:39:53 pm »
Well, the "Pretorian Outback" would probably mean some "farm" outside Pretoria.

Maybe like the farm they all flock to for Oppikoppi. Sort of an African Woodstock. But mainly an excuse to get really drunk, really stoned, and really dirty.  :imaposer:
Well, wherever it was, it was a good show to watch. I forgot how good looking SA girls were.  :drif:

Not quite as sexy as the young rednecks in their daisy-dukes, cowboy boots, and bikini-tops  :drif:  :imaposer:

C'mon Mr Zog...you know mos....pics or it's not troo  :imaposer:
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #276 on: January 02, 2018, 01:55:56 am »
Well, the "Pretorian Outback" would probably mean some "farm" outside Pretoria.

Maybe like the farm they all flock to for Oppikoppi. Sort of an African Woodstock. But mainly an excuse to get really drunk, really stoned, and really dirty.  :imaposer:
Well, wherever it was, it was a good show to watch. I forgot how good looking SA girls were.  :drif:

Not quite as sexy as the young rednecks in their daisy-dukes, cowboy boots, and bikini-tops  :drif:  :imaposer:

C'mon Mr Zog...you know mos....pics or it's not troo  :imaposer:

Taking pics would be dangerous.

Aforementioned young ladies are usually accompanied by large and humourless redneck men. They like that their gals parade their assets, but don't try get a pic. You'll probably end up moered stukkend.  :eek7:

So if I do get the chance to get a pic I will. But I'll be very careful...  :peepwall: :imaposer:
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #277 on: January 02, 2018, 08:32:40 am »
 :imaposer: your wellbeing is much more important  :thumleft:
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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #278 on: January 02, 2018, 09:10:04 pm »
WTF!!!! This is not funny anymore! :eek7:

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Still ahead of us so far...  Even the Canadians are shocked with the cold this year.
Did you not recently get a huge fine for using your cellphone while driving??  :imaposer:

Ja... They are hefty! Was $500 and 3 demerit points...  :eek7:

I just could not resist... Luckily my car windows are tinted Parrow style so can not see nicely into my car like you could in the truck I was caught in last time. And had a careful look around before taking a pic. Rarely touch my phone now while driving.
 

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Re: Meanwhile in Canada
« Reply #279 on: January 02, 2018, 10:32:42 pm »
Well, the "Pretorian Outback" would probably mean some "farm" outside Pretoria.

Maybe like the farm they all flock to for Oppikoppi. Sort of an African Woodstock. But mainly an excuse to get really drunk, really stoned, and really dirty.  :imaposer:
Well, wherever it was, it was a good show to watch. I forgot how good looking SA girls were.  :drif:

Not quite as sexy as the young rednecks in their daisy-dukes, cowboy boots, and bikini-tops  :drif:  :imaposer:

Zog, you have been away from ZA too long...!

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