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Offline vjseven

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Another reason for ATGATT
« on: January 04, 2018, 11:09:36 pm »
Well, after galavanting all over town today in my special Ďmake me look poorer than I amí shorts today to have my recent spate of fines reduced, I have come to realize another very good reason for ATGATT: the sunburn!

Oh, the pain!
 

Offline Swannie 685

Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2018, 12:21:24 pm »
Let me guess.
You keep all the ATTGATT at home and just wear it on that "special" day, you know for sure you`ll be in a prang ? :eek7:

Oh why,why, am i not be able to see in the future  like some people ?  :3some:

It would really make a difference in my life. :lol8:
Wanneer ek iets wil herstel, is dit heeltemal gef*k daarna.

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Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2018, 03:23:51 pm »
Well, after galavanting all over town today in my special Ďmake me look poorer than I amí shorts today to have my recent spate of fines reduced, I have come to realize another very good reason for ATGATT: the sunburn!

Oh, the pain!


 :eek7: :imaposer: :imaposer:
 

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Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2018, 05:03:54 pm »
Well, after galavanting all over town today in my special Ďmake me look poorer than I amí shorts today to have my recent spate of fines reduced, I have come to realize another very good reason for ATGATT: the sunburn!

Oh, the pain!

The perfect time to slide down the road on your bare skin is 10 - 15 minutes after the sunburn!   >:D
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Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2018, 05:12:50 pm »
Let me guess.
You keep all the ATTGATT at home and just wear it on that "special" day, you know for sure you`ll be in a prang ? :eek7:

Oh why,why, am i not be able to see in the future  like some people ?  :3some:

It would really make a difference in my life. :lol8:

On the contrary, this is the one special day I did NOT wear it, as the prosecutor would assume Iím lying through my teeth, and if I can afford protective gear, surely I must be able to afford the fines...
 

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Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2018, 06:19:27 pm »
Try to convince them that you are a poor old pensioner.

You might need some make up and acting lessons. Not necessary in my case.  :lol8:
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Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2018, 06:57:48 pm »
Try to convince them that you are a poor old pensioner.

You might need some make up and acting lessons. Not necessary in my case.  :lol8:

Got them reduced by 50%, but still canít afford to pay them!
 

Offline Swannie 685

Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2018, 07:58:51 am »
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:
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Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2018, 03:51:52 pm »
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:



Ah big yaws?  Anybody can afford anything? Please, tell me more. ???
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Offline Swannie 685

Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2018, 05:21:37 pm »
I prefer to work with cash only, therefore i have to save for anything i want to buy.
Not so with the crowd who use credit cards, hp, e-bucks and whatnot and then i also read abt some people asking for crowd funding for all sorts of bright ideas.
When i look around me, it looks like everybody already have stuff which i still have to save for. :3some:

On the other hand. I am always content with what i have and never moan and bitch abt what i do not have. Maybe that`s why i am so happy in life :thumleft:
Wanneer ek iets wil herstel, is dit heeltemal gef*k daarna.

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Offline Ri

Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2018, 05:33:07 pm »
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:

Ah big yaws?  Anybody can afford anything? Please, tell me more. ???

Crowdfunding is the internet equivalent of standing at the traffic light with a sad expression and a card board sign saying "Need money for [insert reason here]" It only works, and usually only for a short while, if you have a REALLY good sign.
 

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Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2018, 09:05:30 am »
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:

Ah big yaws?  Anybody can afford anything? Please, tell me more. ???

Crowdfunding is the internet equivalent of standing at the traffic light with a sad expression and a card board sign saying "Need money for [insert reason here]" It only works, and usually only for a short while, if you have a REALLY good sign.

 :laughing4:

So true!

I should maybe get my sign to 'read': "Scientific study: can you donate faster than my wife can spend?"
 

Offline Ri

Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2018, 09:55:30 am »
Nowadays anybody can afford anything. - just go for crowd financing  :lol8:

Ah big yaws?  Anybody can afford anything? Please, tell me more. ???

Crowdfunding is the internet equivalent of standing at the traffic light with a sad expression and a card board sign saying "Need money for [insert reason here]" It only works, and usually only for a short while, if you have a REALLY good sign.

 :laughing4:

So true!

I should maybe get my sign to 'read': "Scientific study: can you donate faster than my wife can spend?"

Purpose of a wife is to keep you from spending all your money on bikes :imaposer:
 

Offline Swannie 685

Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2018, 10:35:53 am »
@ vjseven,

You really have high hopes if you truly believe in miracles. :imaposer:

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Really wish i could have stopped a lady rider on a KLR yesterday.
Not to interfere with her version of ATTGATT - T-shirt, Shorts and flat sandals with straps. :eek7:
But only to ask her how she managed to change gears without hurting her foot. :3some:

Ek sweer haar ouma was ook onder die Voortekkers wat kaalvoet oor die Drakensberge geloop het. :biggrin:

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@ Ri,

You are so wrong !!
Purpose of a wife is to earn enough money for you to spend on more farkles. :pot:
« Last Edit: January 09, 2018, 10:37:55 am by Swannie 685 »
Wanneer ek iets wil herstel, is dit heeltemal gef*k daarna.

Vorige bikes: Suzuki 50cc, Yamaha 185,Honda 250,Kawasaki Z650, Kawasaki Z1000, Honda CB900F en Suzuki DR500. Tans Kawasaki KLR 685
 

Offline Ri

Re: Another reason for ATGATT
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2018, 12:11:28 pm »
@ vjseven,

You really have high hopes if you truly believe in miracles. :imaposer:

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Really wish i could have stopped a lady rider on a KLR yesterday.
Not to interfere with her version of ATTGATT - T-shirt, Shorts and flat sandals with straps. :eek7:
But only to ask her how she managed to change gears without hurting her foot. :3some:

Ek sweer haar ouma was ook onder die Voortekkers wat kaalvoet oor die Drakensberge geloop het. :biggrin:

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@ Ri,

You are so wrong !!
Purpose of a wife is to earn enough money for you to spend on more farkles. :pot:

Great if you can find one of those ;-) Any money I earn is for farkles for my own bikes