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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2018, 12:16:18 pm »
Quote from: punisher on July 19, 2018, 12:15:09 pm
just b coz you you claim to have regular sex ...... does not define you as a NON WANKER

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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2018, 12:28:59 pm »
Firstly, how come there's no "sit en pis..." in your criteria?

Secondly:
Quote from: 2wdrift on July 19, 2018, 09:52:10 am
I have always thought that if you have crashed really hard and continue riding you are a rider at heart, or a moron. I'm not quite sure wich.

Moron, definitely moron, luckily lots of us out there so easy to make friends and be blissfully unaware  :biggrin:  :biggrin:
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2018, 02:28:03 pm »
Quote from: Grunder on July 19, 2018, 08:05:24 am
Quote from: ETS on July 19, 2018, 08:03:49 am
I have sex 6 times a week and i bike twicw a wee. Does that make me a f@cker rather than a biker?  ::) ;) :peepwall:

If the shoe fits... :snorting:

If the Croc Fits :sip:
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2018, 03:35:55 pm »
Quote from: Welsh on July 19, 2018, 02:28:03 pm
Quote from: Grunder on July 19, 2018, 08:05:24 am
Quote from: ETS on July 19, 2018, 08:03:49 am
I have sex 6 times a week and i bike twicw a wee. Does that make me a f@cker rather than a biker?  ::) ;) :peepwall:

If the shoe fits... :snorting:

If the Croc Fits :sip:

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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2018, 03:43:34 pm »
Quote from: Welsh on July 19, 2018, 02:28:03 pm
Quote from: Grunder on July 19, 2018, 08:05:24 am
Quote from: ETS on July 19, 2018, 08:03:49 am
I have sex 6 times a week and i bike twicw a wee. Does that make me a f@cker rather than a biker?  ::) ;) :peepwall:

If the shoe fits... :snorting:

If the Croc Fits :sip:

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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2018, 03:45:21 pm »
Quote from: Kortbroek on July 19, 2018, 03:43:34 pm
Quote from: Welsh on July 19, 2018, 02:28:03 pm
Quote from: Grunder on July 19, 2018, 08:05:24 am
Quote from: ETS on July 19, 2018, 08:03:49 am
I have sex 6 times a week and i bike twicw a wee. Does that make me a f@cker rather than a biker?  ::) ;) :peepwall:

If the shoe fits... :snorting:

If the Croc Fits :sip:

Is that how you find a Brakpan Cinderella?

got me  :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2018, 03:56:50 pm »
no . for that it is "if the dentures fit "
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2018, 03:57:28 pm »
Quote from: Grunder on July 19, 2018, 08:05:24 am
Quote from: ETS on July 19, 2018, 08:03:49 am
I have sex 6 times a week and i bike twicw a wee. Does that make me a f@cker rather than a biker?  ::) ;) :peepwall:

If the shoe fits... :snorting:
The Croc you mean... :biggrin:
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2018, 04:41:37 pm »
You know what is really funny?

All the okes responding, telling us how they do not care about how and where they fit into all these groupings.

They just have to come and tell all that they do not care. ;) :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2018, 05:45:34 pm »
Quote from: Altie7deLaan on July 18, 2018, 11:09:58 pm
O koek. Daar strip n paar moere. Alweer.
Ek sal maar se soos antie stienie.
Bye for now.
Is daai oorle Antie Stienie wat die huisie gehad het net so om die draai as mens die skuitpad gevat het na die hawe?
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2018, 06:38:34 pm »
Quote from: roxenz on July 19, 2018, 05:45:34 pm
Quote from: Altie7deLaan on July 18, 2018, 11:09:58 pm
O koek. Daar strip n paar moere. Alweer.
Ek sal maar se soos antie stienie.
Bye for now.
Is daai oorle Antie Stienie wat die huisie gehad het net so om die draai as mens die skuitpad gevat het na die hawe?

Haha nee ek bedoel dulcie van der bergh maar dit klink of jou antie stienie ook n karakter was
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2018, 07:59:42 pm »
   OK ,Altie,ek kom nou uit die kas uit en verklaar amptelik: Ek is nou n moffie-biker,kompleet met klein tossels op my grips en n paar "easy-riders" dat ek lekker agteroor kan sit.Kulula.skaap sal nooit weer dieselfe wees nie!!!
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2018, 09:59:58 pm »
Regte bikers sit nie skaapvelle op hul bike seats nie.
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2018, 10:16:14 pm »
Quote from: 2StrokeDan on July 19, 2018, 09:59:58 pm
Regte bikers sit nie skaapvelle op hul bike seats nie.

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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #54 on: July 20, 2018, 05:37:30 am »
Quote from: 2StrokeDan on July 19, 2018, 09:59:58 pm
Regte bikers sit nie skaapvelle op hul bike seats nie.
Ag dankie Dan, nou gaan ek simplex ontwikkel want ek het skaap op vir my maer wit boudjies as ek langpad ry!
So daar het ons dit, ek is nie 'n biker.
Gaan my fietse van nou scooters noem! :imaposer: :peepwall:
Mag ek darem op die forum bly?
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #55 on: July 20, 2018, 05:40:35 am »
Quote from: Oubones on July 20, 2018, 05:37:30 am
Quote from: 2StrokeDan on July 19, 2018, 09:59:58 pm
Regte bikers sit nie skaapvelle op hul bike seats nie.
Ag dankie Dan, nou gaan ek simplex ontwikkel want ek het skaap op vir my maer wit boudjies as ek langpad ry!
So daar het ons dit, ek is nie 'n biker.
Gaan my fietse van nou scooters noem! :imaposer: :peepwall:
Mag ek darem op die forum bly?

Jy is nog altyd n biker, net nie n regte biker nie. :peepwall: :imaposer:
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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #56 on: July 20, 2018, 05:43:28 am »
Quote from: Renrew on July 19, 2018, 08:24:04 am
Basically Altie drinks his own piss and catches his food with snares he fashioned himself. Then he hasn’t even gotten on the bike yet... Imagine...


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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #57 on: July 20, 2018, 07:19:57 am »
Quote from: 2StrokeDan on July 20, 2018, 05:43:28 am

Altie and myself ride 701's.

When we do trips, small animals come up and offer themselves as food.

Squirrels bring us beer that they steal at the local pub.

We have to stealth camp to avoid the gridlock of women following us.

Not only are we bikers, we are so at a next level. :deal:

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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #58 on: July 20, 2018, 07:51:25 am »
Quote from: 2StrokeDan on July 19, 2018, 09:59:58 pm
Regte bikers sit nie skaapvelle op hul bike seats nie.

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Re: So..lets define a biker
« Reply #59 on: July 20, 2018, 07:57:24 am »
Quote from: 2StrokeDan on July 20, 2018, 05:43:28 am
Quote from: Renrew on July 19, 2018, 08:24:04 am
Basically Altie drinks his own piss and catches his food with snares he fashioned himself. Then he hasn’t even gotten on the bike yet... Imagine...


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Altie and myself ride 701's.

When we do trips, small animals come up and offer themselves as food.

Squirrels bring us beer that they steal at the local pub.

We have to stealth camp to avoid the gridlock of women following us.

Not only are we bikers, we are so at a next level. :deal:

Aint that the truth!
Although  "We have to stealth camp to avoid the gridlock of women following us." sadly happened only once.

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