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Offline Beebop

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Re: Hospital Nurse...
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2018, 10:23:40 am »
30 odd years ago I had an appendectomy.
Also got shaved by a pretty young lass.
Sadly those days are long gone.
 

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Re: Hospital Nurse...
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2018, 10:44:48 am »
The red faces on the little nurses was also funny  :imaposer:

i'll bet she's seen a few totties in her time.
her embarrassment begs the question:  was she embarrassed for you?
 

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Re: Hospital Nurse...
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2018, 11:17:19 am »
broke my leg 2 years ago and can agree, the nurses were friendly but do not fit the discussion.

The physio on the other hand was a hotty, but I believe the hot feeling I got every time I saw her was more a fight or flight respone. No woman should have the power to hurt a man that much and still get paid for her time.
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Re: Hospital Nurse...
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2018, 11:39:30 am »
Ek was nog nooit in 'n hospitaal vir steke nie

Nevermind steke, nog nie eers n soen gekry nie
 

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Re: Hospital Nurse...
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2018, 12:13:28 pm »
broke my leg 2 years ago and can agree, the nurses were friendly but do not fit the discussion.

The physio on the other hand was a hotty, but I believe the hot feeling I got every time I saw her was more a fight or flight respone. No woman should have the power to hurt a man that much and still get paid for her time.
While in hospital for a long while there was this physio that came in every morning. Stunning face with a six silinder body.(friend of mine always classed woman's bodies in engine sizes) She would sit on this old man's hips while he was lying on his stomach and bliksem him with cupped hands for 45 minutes to get all the gunk loose from his lungs. He had very severe emphysema. After she left and he had poked most of his lungs out he would get up and leave for the smoke room with his pack of 30's Lexington!!! :lol8: :eek7:
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Re: Hospital Nurse...
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2018, 03:37:49 pm »
broke my leg 2 years ago and can agree, the nurses were friendly but do not fit the discussion.

The physio on the other hand was a hotty, but I believe the hot feeling I got every time I saw her was more a fight or flight respone. No woman should have the power to hurt a man that much and still get paid for her time.
While in hospital for a long while there was this physio that came in every morning. Stunning face with a six silinder body.(friend of mine always classed woman's bodies in engine sizes) She would sit on this old man's hips while he was lying on his stomach and bliksem him with cupped hands for 45 minutes to get all the gunk loose from his lungs. He had very severe emphysema. After she left and he had poked most of his lungs out he would get up and leave for the smoke room with his pack of 30's Lexington!!! :lol8: :eek7:

Ek sien hierdie antie in my geestes oog, en onthou daai plak pakkies Lexington so goed  :imaposer:
 
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Re: Hospital Nurse...
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2018, 09:06:43 am »
The ultimate fantasy...?  ::) ;D >:D

Reality is sometimes just a taste, but worthy of remembering.

Most recently I had an 'off' and hurt my elbow.
I needed physiotherapy to the fascia around my upper arm to prevent formation of scar tissue.
The lovely girl who did the task had to hold my arm still while she used both hands to stretch the fascia up towards my shoulder.
So my arm was held firmly between her arm and her breast.
It was a lovely feeling.
We had a great chat while she worked too !

When I was a young teenager, I had a girlfriend that lived next door.
If I was sick in bed, she would come by to visit and sit on the floor next to my bed.
It was no trouble at all for her to reach under the sheets and stroke...

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Re: Hospital Nurse...
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2019, 11:49:24 am »
Confucius say: He who wants hot nurse, must be patient...  ;D

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Re: Hospital Nurse...
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2019, 11:57:17 am »
Lê en kyk tv en n add van n medise maatskappy kom op. Alles lyk mos mooi skoon en goed. Wie was al in hospitaal waar n mooi nurse na jou omgesien het?

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