How to get your old Adventure Bikes repaired FOR FREE in South Africa

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How to get your old Adventure Bikes repaired FOR FREE in South Africa:


1 Start a company that you might call “Adventure Bike and Safari” and base in Durban.


2 Rent motorbikes with guarantee clauses so constraining that every time something touches the “adventure bike” (ha ha), the client will have to pay for the tiniest scratch on the paint.


3 Rent your bikes to non English speakers (French guys, Italians, Spaniards... Avoid Brits, Americans, Australians or Kiwis: they might know about legal proceedings in South Africa).


4 As soon as they come back from their trip, refurbish your KLR 650 (for instance) thanks to the deposit. You can only produce vague web estimates or quotations instead of actual bills.


5 If you get a letter from a foreign lawyer, you're unlucky because you've run into real pains in the ass !

Thank you Steve and Campbell for your charming company (on this website, as on others, I'm sure you will show how offended you are and find justifications. You are a good actor.).

 
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