I love reading Ride Reports, but I've hardly written any worth mentioning myself for various reasons.
Like, I don't do many long or prestigious trips. I'm a lousy writer and an even worse photographer. Any pics I might take would be just my bike badly composed against some backdrop or other. Or a similar selfie of my own ugly mug. And I wouldn't know how to post the pics anyway.
But I'll keep reading the marvellous reports that are there of rides that I'll almost certainly never get to do any more and occasionally voicing my appreciation. I don't think the forum is all that short on reports, there certainly seems to be plenty to keep me glued to the screen for longer than I ought to be, but keep them coming nonetheless. 
Ohhhhh.....................
HORSE SHIT old man.

Regardless whether you ride 10, 50, 1000 klicks, who gives a shit, tell us about it.
I'm one of your fans man, git it dun

All you need is a current smartphone with a decent camera and have someone download Tapatalk for you and give you a quick demo on how to use it. Simple as can be.
As far as your ugly mug, you have to remember, everyone can't be as handsome as I am, I was just born incredibly lucky in the looks department, but that's superficial, jay, nobody is going to print my incredible face or your ugly mug and posterize it to their garage wall, so whats da big debate about already
