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Offline Grunder

Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2019, 02:05:31 pm »
Iets het my linker kuit ook connect want dit is effe tender...

Of dalk toe jy jou kringspier toeknyp het jy dalk jou kuitspier ook verrek?!! ;)

Ek hoop ek hoef nooit ooit in my lewe te commute nie, nie eens in spits verkeer soggens in my eie dorp nie!! :eek7:

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Ja ek het self lekker hiervoor gelag!!

Amper soos daai move wat mens gooi as jy 'n gatkramp kry  :lol8:
« Last Edit: April 08, 2019, 02:06:06 pm by Grunder »
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2019, 02:15:53 pm »
Report the incident to both the police and your insurance today, just in case you did hit another vehicle. It is an offence not to report a crash, but no problem if you report an incident that did not result in a crash. I would guess that if you had hit another vehicle hard enough to cause an injury you would not be in any doubt about a collision.
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2019, 03:39:46 pm »
How are your eggs  :sip:

He hit the brakes so hard that he slid forwards against the tank and crushed them...  >:D :biggrin:
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2019, 03:41:02 pm »
How are your eggs  :sip:

He hit the brakes so hard that he slid forwards against the tank and crushed them...  >:D :biggrin:

And that is why I commute with a tankbag  :thumleft:
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2019, 05:01:43 pm »
How are your eggs  :sip:

He hit the brakes so hard that he slid forwards against the tank and crushed them...  >:D :biggrin:

And that is why I commute with a tankbag  :thumleft:
You put your eggs in it? :peepwall: ;) :lol8:
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2019, 05:03:08 pm »
How are your eggs  :sip:

He hit the brakes so hard that he slid forwards against the tank and crushed them...  >:D :biggrin:

And that is why I commute with a tankbag  :thumleft:
You put your eggs in it? :peepwall: ;) :lol8:
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2019, 05:45:44 pm »
Ag ou @Grrrr....  ek is bly jy is okey! Daai bewe van skrik is nie n lekker gevoel nie!
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2019, 07:50:53 pm »
Long after Iíve accepted and even committed to crashing, KTM suspension has deemed otherwise.

Thereís many reasons itís not KLR money. Most of them are in the time taken to help out mere mortals like us.
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2019, 08:43:01 pm »
Glad you can tell the story from a comfort zone and not a hospital bed  :thumleft:

Now go give those asking for discount hell  :biggrin:
 

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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2019, 03:24:15 am »
Glad you can tell the story from a comfort zone and not a hospital bed  :thumleft:

Now go give those asking for discount hell  :biggrin:

Fuck that, after being given yet another second chance at life he should give all the customers a discount  :deal:  :peepwall:  :imaposer:

and a free egg  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2019, 05:18:43 am »
Glad you can tell the story from a comfort zone and not a hospital bed  :thumleft:

Now go give those asking for discount hell  :biggrin:

Fuck that, after being given yet another second chance at life he should give all the customers a discount  :deal:  :peepwall:  :imaposer:

and a free egg  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

...yes, and be nice to the Chinese tourists. :laughing4:
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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2019, 07:43:49 am »
Ry maar met froggy vanoggend
 

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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2019, 09:09:45 am »
Glad you can tell the story from a comfort zone and not a hospital bed  :thumleft:

Now go give those asking for discount hell  :biggrin:

Fuck that, after being given yet another second chance at life he should give all the customers a discount  :deal:  :peepwall:  :imaposer:

and a free egg  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

...yes, and be nice to the Chinese tourists. :laughing4:

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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2019, 09:00:36 pm »


Dit is eintlik nie die taxi se skuld nie, dit was myne...


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Re: Close shave this morning.
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2019, 02:03:02 pm »
Man ek is bly is ongedeerd anders sou die Taxibestuurders dit darem weer swaar gehad het vir die volgende week of drie in die Kaap. Pleks jy se jy het bo gebly uit pure ondervinding, nou het jy die geleentheid gemis.

Dit is eintlik nie die taxi se skuld nie, dit was myne...



99,99% van leer uit die ding is om te erken as jy verkeerd was. 

Ek is bly om te hoor jy is okay en dat net jou onderbroek skade het.   :thumleft:
« Last Edit: April 10, 2019, 02:03:30 pm by TheBear »
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